If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???

[Wild bull]

Well if you are Bobby the bumble🐝 you'll just have more kids with more women till you find that one to support your ass

[rainman2]

NYC carriage horse operator

At least they would be an experienced hire!!

[kantseeback]

I'm sick and tired of reading all of the horseplop members bitch and moan about harness racing. Try stabling at springfield fairgrounds and shipping to hawthorne to race and then tell me that we horsemen and horsewomen dont bust our asses and work hard. Yeah, we don't have time to be in front of a computer all day like you lesbians and queers. If you think this life is easy then come down to the fairgrounds and groom a few. Assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Benita & Tom

If harness racing closed down, I predict state welfare budgets would swell as well as meth sales.
All those horse people would have plenty of time on their hands to be queers and lesbians.

[caddy]

As quite a few trainers are 65+, many would actually retire and not have to work their asses off anymore!

Certainly all of these well spoken ladies and gents would be equipped to develop talents to enter any new career. 

As for me?  I suppose I'll round up a half dozen confident fellas, practice up a male dance revu shakin' the wild lasso to the greatest disco hits of yesteryear - a village people tribute and beyond -  then load up the posse in a 1992 Dodge Caravan mini van to hit the assisted living/senior homes.  Imagine all the mature grannies cashing their social security at the bank in singles to tuck old George Washington's picture in those manly G-strings.

Obviously, I'm prepared for the end of the horsemen daze and, as a matter of fact, am just now taking a break from working on our Christmas elf extravaganza hip-shakin, hoochi-koochie show at Peaceful Acres rest home.   

[Mailbox Money]

It would be a shame to be the best chemist around and have no way to prove it!