A ditty for the deserving….to the tune of Grandma got run over by a reindeer
MikeAnt got run over by the water truck
Walking home from the track on Christmas Eve
You can say there’s no such thing as karma
But the rabbi and John Frank believe
He’d been spewing to much bullshit
Pigland begged him to go slow
But he left his common sense
As he stumbled out in the snow
When they found him Christmas morning
At the backstretch of the track
There was his clothes in a mass
And Lances panties stuck up his ass
MikeAnt got run over by the water truck
Walking home from the track on Christmas Eve
You can say there’s no such thing as karma
But the rabbi and John Frank believe!
I’m sure others can do better! I debated “I’ll be cloned for Christmas” for the multiple personalities here and “Jingle Bells, may you rot in hell” for all the druggies out there.
