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Howard oil really race 9 yonks .....
« on: November 11, 2022, 10:44:16 PM »
1 breaks going into clubhouse turn taking 6 out. 1 goes into the infield 3 with dube has the lead going to 3/4 pole and wins.
 But still calling 1 on leading and opening up down the lane what a joke maybe he should just stay at monti.. 73cv.2 ngc3 ngc3

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Re: Howard oil really race 9 yonks .....
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2022, 11:13:44 PM »
yeah, that was embarrassing on so many levels

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« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2022, 11:58:09 PM »
Definitely one of the worst announcers in the game: Howards boring ass callls will always include
1. No surprises here
2. wouldve won if he went around again
3. "take a look at"

Guys a legend in his own mind. Hate his calls

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Re: Howard oil really race 9 yonks .....
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2022, 12:20:50 AM »
And the fools get pissed when I say the Jews are ruining this industry.

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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2022, 08:26:59 AM »
Definitely one of the worst announcers in the game: Howards boring ass callls will always include
1. No surprises here
2. wouldve won if he went around again
3. "take a look at"

Guys a legend in his own mind. Hate his calls

I have to agree with you and you left out a few,
Reading program lines during the race,
Screaming, "Who do you like"
Getting excited when a horse moves 3 wide but doesn't advance and worst is his man crush for Bruce Aldrich and Brandon Parker when they win.

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Re: Howard oil really race 9 yonks .....
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2022, 09:25:48 AM »
Fake news.  He's not Jewish. So now you have to pick on the Catholics

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Re: Howard oil really race 9 yonks .....
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2022, 09:38:31 AM »
With everything going on in harness racing, Howard Oil is peoples problem? He is what is keeping people away from Monticello?

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« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2022, 10:03:15 AM »
With everything going on in harness racing, Howard Oil is peoples problem? He is what is keeping people away from Monticello?

Of course not. Management at Monticello has done everything possible to make customers not want to return. That started day 1 of the slots era. If and when anyone would question them you get lies and a reverse spin that they are doing everything for the customer.
Howard Oil is just a horrible race caller so it's necessary to bash him every so often when he really screws up. ngc3

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Re: Howard oil really race 9 yonks .....
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2022, 11:54:05 AM »
1 breaks going into clubhouse turn taking 6 out. 1 goes into the infield 3 with dube has the lead going to 3/4 pole and wins.
 But still calling 1 on leading and opening up down the lane what a joke maybe he should just stay at monti.. 73cv.2 ngc3 ngc3

Quality Bud well clear of everyone else  ngc3 ngc

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« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2022, 01:47:36 PM »
Of course not. Management at Monticello has done everything possible to make customers not want to return. That started day 1 of the slots era. If and when anyone would question them you get lies and a reverse spin that they are doing everything for the customer.
Howard Oil is just a horrible race caller so it's necessary to bash him every so often when he really screws up. ngc3
Poor Howie has been doing this job for what, 40 years. Not including the free-bees he did on the apron at Roosevelt Raceway. I don't know if I find it amazing or pathetic. Can you imagine calling the same crooked low lives day after day, year after year and not loosing your marbles?
 I have always had a little ADHD myself but to stay there and lend credence to these thieves generation after generation to me is incomprehensible.
I would bet he never made a 50K salary, ever. And I would assume he is on a per diem with no company paid benefits. 
So, does he deserve a medal or to be brought behind the paddock and shot in the head?

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Re: Howard oil really race 9 yonks .....
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2022, 06:48:20 PM »
Poor Howie has been doing this job for what, 40 years. Not including the free-bees he did on the apron at Roosevelt Raceway. I don't know if I find it amazing or pathetic. Can you imagine calling the same crooked low lives day after day, year after year and not loosing your marbles?
 I have always had a little ADHD myself but to stay there and lend credence to these thieves generation after generation to me is incomprehensible.
I would bet he never made a 50K salary, ever. And I would assume he is on a per diem with no company paid benefits. 
So, does he deserve a medal or to be brought behind the paddock and shot in the head?

I have always liked his calls, so give him a medal is my vote.


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Re: Howard oil really race 9 yonks .....
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2022, 09:38:27 PM »
Fake news.  He's not Jewish. So now you have to pick on the Catholics
100% kike jewbag

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« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2022, 11:39:16 PM »
100% kike jewbag

Choke on a matzo ball low life asshole.

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« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2022, 11:57:17 PM »
speaking of his crush on Aldrich, I recall him  calling him brucie bruce.  "Thats 4 today, nice driving Brucie bruce"  Guys one of the worst in harness racing

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Re: Howard oil really race 9 yonks .....
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2022, 11:59:49 PM »
100% kike jewbag
Mike you are a real classless act.

 

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