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Chris oakes
« on: November 11, 2022, 01:29:30 PM »
How the hell did he buy a yearling at Harrisburg?

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Re: Chris oakes
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2022, 09:35:33 PM »
Hip #?

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Re: Chris oakes
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2022, 09:43:40 AM »
I see Hunter Oakes, no Christopher Oakes. That would be more Twinkies than his commissary account could handle. 

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Re: Chris oakes
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2022, 09:49:03 AM »
How the hell did he buy a yearling at Harrisburg?

IT IS A PUBLIC AUCTION, OPEN TO ANY AND ALL WITH THE MONEY

ARENT YOU THE BACKDOOR  11.mq BANDIT?

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Re: Chris oakes
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2022, 01:38:33 PM »
I see Hunter Oakes, no Christopher Oakes. That would be more Twinkies than his commissary account could handle.

I’m sure he was acting on orders from daddy

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Re: Chris oakes
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2022, 01:50:09 PM »
I’m sure he was acting on orders from daddy
But, that would be breaking the rules.

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Re: Chris oakes
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2022, 03:00:54 PM »
$175,000. #1503

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Re: Chris oakes
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2022, 09:01:36 PM »
The obvious tipoff that a prisoner bought the horse - the winning bid was listed in cigarettes....

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Re: Chris oakes
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2022, 09:30:53 PM »
Chris oakes hip#31
Nick surick hip #139

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Re: Chris oakes
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2022, 09:34:15 PM »
IT IS A PUBLIC AUCTION, OPEN TO ANY AND ALL WITH THE MONEY

ARENT YOU THE BACKDOOR  11.mq BANDIT?
backdoor your track rat momma

 

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