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NJ HORSEMAN

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IS IT A THURSDAY OR TURDSDAY CARD AT THE SHITTY M?
« on: November 28, 2021, 07:20:04 AM »
 THIS IS YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFT FROM JEW GURAL.  TURDSDAY RACING

 9 CONTESTS.... 3 FULL FIELDS
OTHER RACES CONSIST OF 6,7 0R 8 HORSES

LOVE THE BOYCOTT OF THE BOX @ FREEHOLE NORT

BIGGEST JOKE ABOUT THE CARD, IS THAT THE JEW AND HIS CREW JUST WROTE ANOTHER EDICT ABOUT HOW HIS FRI/SAT CARDS ARE TOO LONG AND HE WILL ADJUST TIME BETWEEN RACES TO GET YOU HOME A HALF HOUR EARLIER..

SO WHAT DO THE GREEDY JEW AND HIS CREW DO ON THIS FIRST NIGHT SINCE HIS NEW EDICT?

INCREASE TO 25 MINUTES, THE TIME BETWEEN RACES. 8x5 MINUTES ADDS 40 MINUTES TO THE TIME BETWEEN RACES, NOT INCLUDING THE DRAG QUEENS TIMES TO GET MORE OUT OF YOUR POCKETS

THE GREEDY FUCKING JEW, ONCE AGAIN NOT PRACTICING WHAT HE PREACHES.


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Re: IS IT A THURSDAY OR TURDSDAY CARD AT THE SHITTY M?
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2021, 09:01:20 AM »
I KNOW IT TAKES SOME DOING, BUT WHY ARE THEY HOLDING THAT SHITTY OF A CARD?

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Re: IS IT A THURSDAY OR TURDSDAY CARD AT THE SHITTY M?
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2021, 09:14:22 AM »
 In the words of the late, great, John Belushi, HOLY SHIT! Nine crappy races, with the feature race being a NW $4,000 in last 5 starts??? This is the Mecca of harness racing? The Thursday Pig M card looks like a Saturday night Cal Expo card. Maybe they need more of the amateur, Gural Sucks Yourcock races.

    Sincerely, Silent One

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Re: IS IT A THURSDAY OR TURDSDAY CARD AT THE SHITTY M?
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2021, 09:42:19 AM »
EVEN THE MIND BETTORS WONT PLAY A CARD THAT AWFUL

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Re: IS IT A THURSDAY OR TURDSDAY CARD AT THE SHITTY M?
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2021, 10:06:36 AM »
                                            Meadowlands strives to be the best

   Exact words taken from the U S Trainwreck Association website. I didn't realize Webster's dictionary has strives definition as "doesn't give a damn".

      Sincerely, Silent One

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Re: IS IT A THURSDAY OR TURDSDAY CARD AT THE SHITTY M?
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2021, 12:14:01 PM »
  ALL OF THE GURAL ASS KISSERS HAVE VACATED THE PREMISES

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Re: IS IT A THURSDAY OR TURDSDAY CARD AT THE SHITTY M?
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2021, 04:16:21 PM »
 I THINK I JUST FOUND A GOOD NIGHT TO LISTEN TO MY KAREN CARPENTER AND BARRY MANILOW RECORDS

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Re: IS IT A THURSDAY OR TURDSDAY CARD AT THE SHITTY M?
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2021, 09:23:53 PM »
I THINK I JUST FOUND A GOOD NIGHT TO LISTEN TO MY KAREN CARPENTER AND BARRY MANILOW RECORDS

Want to borrow my Perry Como and Enzo Stuarti records

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Re: IS IT A THURSDAY OR TURDSDAY CARD AT THE SHITTY M?
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2021, 10:18:06 PM »
95% of the horse players they mention bet from home. So who are they benefitting by getting them home earlier? Employees. Horsemen. Certainly not the horseplayers.

They also will card 4 amatuer races for themselves. Not for horseplayers

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Re: IS IT A THURSDAY OR TURDSDAY CARD AT THE SHITTY M?
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2021, 10:32:31 AM »
All the big players bet from home or on the phone. just kick the cans come live today.

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Re: IS IT A THURSDAY OR TURDSDAY CARD AT THE SHITTY M?
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2021, 01:40:37 PM »
uggghh!!
double carryover on the pick 6
now i have to play on thursday

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Re: IS IT A THURSDAY OR TURDSDAY CARD AT THE SHITTY M?
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2021, 04:31:06 PM »
I SEE YANNICK AND DEXTER TOLD GURAL TO FUCK OFF WITH THIS TURDSDAY SHIT

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Re: IS IT A THURSDAY OR TURDSDAY CARD AT THE SHITTY M?
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2021, 04:34:12 PM »
All the big players bet from home or on the phone. just kick the cans come live today.

Correct, the whole message of shortening post times to benefit the horseplayer eta at home is a bunch of BS

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Re: IS IT A THURSDAY OR TURDSDAY CARD AT THE SHITTY M?
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2021, 05:21:39 PM »
I SEE YANNICK AND DEXTER TOLD GURAL TO FUCK OFF WITH THIS TURDSDAY SHIT

   I repeat, "HOLY SHIT!!!". I thought Gural only races amateur races on Friday. With the exception of Andrew McCarthy, and Mark McDonald, the rest look like they belong in a Gural Sucks Yourcock race.

     Luke Hanners
     Troy Beyer
     Brett Beckwith
     Justin Huckabone
     Tyler Miller
     Andy Miller
     James Foley
     Renaldo Morales III

   All of this first rate talent have multiple drives, at the MECCA of harness racing!!! Simply the best, better than all the rest. It almost makes me want to watch the pre-race show, to see how Brower, and (not so) Little try to convince themselves, about this great betting card. Almost.

     Sincerely, Silent One

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Re: IS IT A THURSDAY OR TURDSDAY CARD AT THE SHITTY M?
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2021, 12:06:33 PM »
kind of cringey that you are looping andy miller in with those kids  ngc3

 

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