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Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2021, 08:36:14 PM »
There was a horse who lost his tail in an accident. His name was Missing Detail.
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Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2021, 08:40:48 PM »
A trotter that raced at Hawthorne in 1985
Blowing Snow.
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« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2021, 08:59:09 PM »
Quote from: carl baldwin on January 30, 2021, 08:40:48 PM
A trotter that raced at Hawthorne in 1985
Blowing Snow.




Snow Fooling ?
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Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2021, 09:54:30 PM »
Firhill: kitchenerontuesda y was certainly a good one, especially for those who understood its meaning  tmbz1

I loved hearing them try to announce
BABABABABARBRAPAN at the big m , what 20 years ago??
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Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #34 on: January 31, 2021, 02:48:14 AM »
Not harness but this race call still cracks me up

https://youtu.be/BVMY-VX7NyA
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Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #35 on: January 31, 2021, 02:50:30 AM »
Quote from: AsPromised on January 30, 2021, 10:50:40 AM
Ron Jeremy  ngc3 ngc3 :1 :1


Should be a high priced stud
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Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2021, 03:00:32 AM »
Love Canal
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Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2021, 03:14:29 AM »
Ron Jeremy was gelded. ngc3The real Ron was doing an show in Cleveland one nite and heard about the horse.Actually went to Northfield to watch him run.He didnt win that nite...should have went to the front but I think he tried to come from behind that race ngc3
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« Reply #38 on: January 31, 2021, 06:47:20 AM »
Quote from: Sterno on January 31, 2021, 03:14:29 AM
Ron Jeremy was gelded. ngc3The real Ron was doing an show in Cleveland one nite and heard about the horse.Actually went to Northfield to watch him run.He didnt win that nite...should have went to the front but I think he tried to come from behind that race ngc3







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Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #39 on: January 31, 2021, 07:04:46 AM »
BEST OF ALL

  WIGGLE IT NIGLET
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Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #40 on: January 31, 2021, 07:58:22 AM »
The absolute best name ever given a horse , was given to a Toronto  based  thorobred filly
The name was so good , the announcer at the Greenwood and Woodbine tracks  NEVER spoke her name......not in the parade , not in the race  and not in the winners' circle where she appeared quite often.    He would call her in the race by "number" and refer to the jockey making a move with the "number"

It was such a logical name............. ........tieing the filly back to her sire and  dam..it went right by the register, and it wasn't till she was in to race for the first time..that it was noticed

The sire   was YORK Fighter.....and
 the dam was HUNTers Miss

I'm sure you can figure out her name from my clues...and realize why she never got a call
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Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #41 on: January 31, 2021, 09:37:28 AM »
Man from Nantucket
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Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #42 on: January 31, 2021, 10:27:27 AM »
No Sex Please
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Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #43 on: January 31, 2021, 12:21:01 PM »
Announcer in Chicago would never call the name Unibomber,only the number.
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Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #44 on: January 31, 2021, 01:18:14 PM »
NORAS TANT
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