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Wings XLLI

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SCREW CUOMO, ALL ARE WELCOME AT MY HOUSE TURKEY DAY
« on: November 26, 2020, 05:52:03 AM »
JUST PUT THE 48 POUND TURKEY IN THE CROCKPOT. THAT WAS A JOB I TELL YOU. TO MAKE SURE THE POP UP TIMER IS POINTING UP TO SEE WHEN THE BIRD IS DONE CAN PROVE TO BE A CHALLENGE

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BRING YOUR OWN GRAVY

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Re: SCREW CUOMO, ALL ARE WELCOME AT MY HOUSE TURKEY DAY
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2020, 07:11:53 AM »
Will the little Winger be there? You know...after his GA +NA meetings? Poor kid never had a chance. Being dragged into a horrific life by the age of 10. Father a men's room attendant at some Mickey mouse Indian casino in the sticks. Terrible
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Re: SCREW CUOMO, ALL ARE WELCOME AT MY HOUSE TURKEY DAY
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2020, 08:32:21 AM »
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Re: SCREW CUOMO, ALL ARE WELCOME AT MY HOUSE TURKEY DAY
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2020, 08:46:32 AM »
DID I EVER TELL YOU PEOPLE THAT EATING TURKEY GIVES ME THE SHITS SOMETHING FEROCIOUS.

MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY.  YOU CAN EAT LIKE A PIG, DRINK LIKE A FISH, AND SHIT LIKE A GOOSE ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON.

ONE YEAR WE WENT TO MY INLAWS FOR TURKEY DAYS, FIRST THING I NOTICED SHE DIDNT HAVE A TAKE A NUMBER THING OUTSIDE THE TOILET, YOU KNOW, THE NOW SERVING # 63 NEON SIGN ABOVE THE DOOR.
SO I GUESS THEY WERE GONNA BE IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE, SHORTLY AFTER DINNER. AND TRUE TO FORM AS A 1/9 SHOT. I GOT THE TURKEY TROTS.  BROKE THE OPENING EIGHTH MILE RECORD FOR SURE. NOTHING FEELS LIKE A TURKEY SHIT, THE DARK MEAT, ALL JUICY AND TENDER, ALL THAT BUTTER, AND GRAVY. PROBABALY SHOULDNT HAVE HAD THAT DOUBLE EVERYTHING PIZZA THE DAY BEFORE, BUT, WHAT THE FUCK.  YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, BUT YOU GET TO SHIT EVERYDAY, AND IF YOU ARE LUCKY, MULTIPLE TIMES!!!!

  IN THE REAL ANIMAL KINGDOM, IT IS THE SMELL OF ONES DUNG  DETERMINES THE CLASS RATINGS AMONG BEASTS. NEVER COULD FINGER OUT WHY US HUMANS DONT ADOPT THE SAME POLICY .

WHEN INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH GLADE JUST BOUNCES OFF,
YOU KNOW YOU GOT A WINNER, THAT YOU JUST HAVE TO SHARE.
SPREAD THE WORD

HAPPY THANKSGIVING.  TIME FOR A PIE, AND SOME A THAT WHOOPEE CREAM.  GET THE BOWELS LUBED FOR THAT BIRD

GOT DIBS ON A BIG JUICY THIGH

YUM YUM!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY. NOW YOU KNOW WHY
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Re: SCREW CUOMO, ALL ARE WELCOME AT MY HOUSE TURKEY DAY
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2020, 08:53:08 AM »
Remind me to never go camping with wilderness don
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Re: SCREW CUOMO, ALL ARE WELCOME AT MY HOUSE TURKEY DAY
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2020, 09:10:59 AM »
Hope all enjoy that 28 lb turkey for so few allowed. Enjoy the many leftovers. Have a safe day.
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Re: SCREW CUOMO, ALL ARE WELCOME AT MY HOUSE TURKEY DAY
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2020, 09:19:10 AM »
Happy Thanksgiving to all.
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Re: SCREW CUOMO, ALL ARE WELCOME AT MY HOUSE TURKEY DAY
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2020, 09:38:43 AM »
Thank God for Mohawk tonight ,i will be betting and eating left over turkey samiches  tmbz1
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Re: SCREW CUOMO, ALL ARE WELCOME AT MY HOUSE TURKEY DAY
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2020, 04:00:08 PM »
I'm skipping Mohawk,,,today is family day,,,
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Re: SCREW CUOMO, ALL ARE WELCOME AT MY HOUSE TURKEY DAY
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2020, 05:20:01 PM »
Quote from: MR.DALRAE on November 26, 2020, 04:00:08 PM
I'm skipping Mohawk,,,today is family day,,,


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Re: SCREW CUOMO, ALL ARE WELCOME AT MY HOUSE TURKEY DAY
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2020, 05:42:16 PM »
Quote from: Wilderness Don on November 26, 2020, 08:46:32 AM
DID I EVER TELL YOU PEOPLE THAT EATING TURKEY GIVES ME THE SHITS SOMETHING FEROCIOUS.

MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY.  YOU CAN EAT LIKE A PIG, DRINK LIKE A FISH, AND SHIT LIKE A GOOSE ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON.

ONE YEAR WE WENT TO MY INLAWS FOR TURKEY DAYS, FIRST THING I NOTICED SHE DIDNT HAVE A TAKE A NUMBER THING OUTSIDE THE TOILET, YOU KNOW, THE NOW SERVING # 63 NEON SIGN ABOVE THE DOOR.
SO I GUESS THEY WERE GONNA BE IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE, SHORTLY AFTER DINNER. AND TRUE TO FORM AS A 1/9 SHOT. I GOT THE TURKEY TROTS.  BROKE THE OPENING EIGHTH MILE RECORD FOR SURE. NOTHING FEELS LIKE A TURKEY SHIT, THE DARK MEAT, ALL JUICY AND TENDER, ALL THAT BUTTER, AND GRAVY. PROBABALY SHOULDNT HAVE HAD THAT DOUBLE EVERYTHING PIZZA THE DAY BEFORE, BUT, WHAT THE FUCK.  YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, BUT YOU GET TO SHIT EVERYDAY, AND IF YOU ARE LUCKY, MULTIPLE TIMES!!!!

  IN THE REAL ANIMAL KINGDOM, IT IS THE SMELL OF ONES DUNG  DETERMINES THE CLASS RATINGS AMONG BEASTS. NEVER COULD FINGER OUT WHY US HUMANS DONT ADOPT THE SAME POLICY .

WHEN INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH GLADE JUST BOUNCES OFF,
YOU KNOW YOU GOT A WINNER, THAT YOU JUST HAVE TO SHARE.
SPREAD THE WORD

HAPPY THANKSGIVING.  TIME FOR A PIE, AND SOME A THAT WHOOPEE CREAM.  GET THE BOWELS LUBED FOR THAT BIRD

GOT DIBS ON A BIG JUICY THIGH

YUM YUM!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY. NOW YOU KNOW WHY


And I thought John Frank Army wrote some crazy stuff..LOL!
Happy Thanksgiving All..
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