Leamington August 9

[oreogator2]

Hopefully, this post will give you a taste of what you are looking for in racing - an informed and entertaining way to make a few dollars betting horses.

On June 1st the Lakeshore group asked me to produce the best darn simulcast in racing. The writing is on the wall, and they want to show they are relevant.
On July 15, following 6 weeks of writing, and just 2 hours after our first production shoot, the show was cancelled. Money.

Not to be dismayed, I am going to post over the next few days, some of the 2 minute vignettes whicH would have filled the gap between races.
We start with the 6 minute Leamington Raceway simulcast show ‘Open’....

https://youtu.be/UF4q4ZZ_eos

[Rabbi Of Racing]

thanks Marty 

[Brett Oil Can Boyd]

 NO OFFENSE MARTY, BUT YOU ARE TOO OLD TO GIVE US ANYTHING NEW.  ALL YOU BRING TO THE TABLE IS LEFTOVERS AND THEY ARE STARTING TO GROW MOLD,

AND THIS DAY AND AGE, WALKING AROUND IN YOUR JOCKEY SHORTS IS ACTING LIKE A PERV

APPRECIATED YOU "BACK IN THE DAY" BUT IT IS TIME FOR SOMETHING NEW, TO PASS THE TORCH,,, AND SET FIRE TO THOSE SHORTS

[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]

Marty, it looks like you were wearing Tom Bain's suit jacket rather than one you bought for yourself at Freed's.  You still have it.  But comb that thinning heeeeeeeeeeeb hair and get a haircut.  The schtick was always your strongest suit. 

[Raylebyrd]

 Just what the world needs is another 70 year old Race Track Tout

[FirstUpFrom8Hole]

Marty has a great voice 

[Atthetrack7]

 I THOUGHT THE OBJECT WAS TO TRY TO GET NEW FANS FROM THE YOUNGER GENERATION.

 THIS GUY IS TRYING TO DIG SOME UP FROM YEARS AGO.

 HIS GENERATION ALREADY RUINED RACING ONCE, WHY GIVE THEM ANOTHER CHANCE?

[FirstUpFrom8Hole]

I THOUGHT THE OBJECT WAS TO TRY TO GET NEW FANS FROM THE YOUNGER GENERATION.

 THIS GUY IS TRYING TO DIG SOME UP FROM YEARS AGO.

 HIS GENERATION ALREADY RUINED RACING ONCE, WHY GIVE THEM ANOTHER CHANCE?

Hey little Munster dude, your caps lock is stuck again

[Harness Stats]

Word of advice  ..  Don't rail them on caps .. They'll band you 

Marty was funny in spots.  Liked the slow times for his track joke.

[bigwrench]

Good Job marty! ThNks for wat you do
Ignore the Broke Ass Sour Fux on here
They havent Schit ..nor a window to pitch it out of
If 1 of my trainer buddys get in up there
Ill lead the way! 

[Kirby's Ace]

This is the wrong place if your looking for sympathy!

[Brett Oil Can Boyd]

  WHAT'S NEXT?  RED GREEN?   THE GHOUL?

[oreogator2]

Tough crowd this Horseplop, but I love it.
Keep it up.

From the first post, you took on my age, hair & clothes, & I’ve only just begun.

I was asked by a small track in Ontario to help them get their simulcast noticed. Like many tracks in North America, their days are numbered, and I will do whatever I can to help.

Perhaps my shortcomings, as some have identified, will inspire you to do better.
More to come.
 

[Mazola]

Thanks Marty. I am sure there are many that appreciate your efforts.

[FirstUpFrom8Hole]

Word of advice  ..  Don't rail them on caps .. They'll band you 

Marty was funny in spots.  Liked the slow times for his track joke.

Im due yo get banded anyway. Ive criticized lucpark and support fatboy. That should do it right there