MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO BEFORE BUYIN A HORSE

[LUCPARK]

FIND A TRAINER

CK YOUR BANK ACCOUNT

FIND A VET

,,,,,

OR ..JUST???

[LUCPARK]

U SPELLED

PLANE WRONG

JUST SAYIN

[dinkadoo]

FIND A TRAINER

CK YOUR BANK ACCOUNT

FIND A VET

,,,,,

OR ..JUST???

find a trainer that will go in partners with ya. Make sure they have a stake in the horse..... less screwing.... Although lube is still suggested.

[shuffledagain]

Gather up a pile of hundos.

Set fire to them.

Repeat until you learn.

[Field_In_Motion]

BUY SOME UNLABELLED BOTTLES SHOULD BE YOUR FIRST MOVE
THE REST IS SELF EXPLANATORY 

[Refusedtopace]

Rob a bank.

[lesstired]

Have someone kick u hard in the crotch.....


Repeat this  approx 5x.....



Then do it again.....


but this time have them do it harder......

[PIGLAND]

i eat

[caddy]

Gather up a pile of hundos.

Set fire to them.

Repeat until you learn.

Buy a decent hat.  If you wanna be somebody, you gotta look like somebody.  Then, intervu no less than 5 trainers.  Resist the urge to go with the lowest daily training price.  See if the trainer will partner so you can get into a $10 > $20K claimer instead of a $5K claimer that will force you to get your jollies by breaking even.     Keep good records so you're not pretending to be making a profit when you're really losing your sweet ass.   Take your friends to the track so they can see you're a horse owner.  Sell the horse.  Finally, get a second job to pay off all your losses.   

 

[horses first]

Find yourself a old age cougar with a lot of money from her three X husbands. Once you establish the bedroom rules then it's off to the yearling sales. About the only win win situation then robbing a bank or getting kicked in the dick multiple times. Just grab a batch of the 80 yr old snatch.

[hoosierboy]

FIND A TRAINER

CK YOUR BANK ACCOUNT

FIND A VET

,,,,,

OR ..JUST???

Check bank account numerous times

[In front]

Buy a decent hat.  If you wanna be somebody, you gotta look like somebody.  Then, intervu no less than 5 trainers.  Resist the urge to go with the lowest daily training price.  See if the trainer will partner so you can get into a $10 > $20K claimer instead of a $5K claimer that will force you to get your jollies by breaking even.     Keep good records so you're not pretending to be making a profit when you're really losing your sweet ass.   Take your friends to the track so they can see you're a horse owner.  Sell the horse.  Finally, get a second job to pay off all your losses.   

 

Caddy knows

[Barnman69]

How much can you afford to lose and read Horseplop

[Inside The Pylons]

Say "Honey Please"

[HornbyDuke]

Find a horse who can talk.
Or at least 1 who knows how to play checkers.

OH WWILBUR!