Only to the dumbest audience in the world would this be newsworthy

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http://xwebapp.ustrotting.com/absolutenm/templates/article.aspx?articleid=82966&zoneid=113

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Batavia, NY --- As a result of no winning ticket once again on Wednesday (Oct. 17), Batavia Downs will offer a $2,000 guaranteed early Pick-5 pool when racing resumes on Friday (Oct. 19) at the oldest lighted harness track in America.


WEll Shit,,,, I didn't know that ! It changes of everything I ever thought of Batavia....

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Carryover again!   BIG NEWS.  They guarantee $7,500 now on a carryover of $2,944.60!

I'm all in now.

I wonder if they will spend 75 minutes like Northfield does if they are a little short. 

99% of all harness "guaranteed" pools are the same as me "guaranteeing" it will rain....if it doesn't in the next day or so, we'll just sit tight until it does.  We wait long enough....I GUARANTEE it!