The World Cup of Who Is The Biggest of the Biggest Big-Shot Owners on HorsePlop

[Calhoun]

Taylor, in spite of being a defender of accused cheats and an all around schnook, gets a BYE into the Final Round.

These Plopsters will vie for the right to face Taylor in the Finals. The Quarterfinalist winners will do battle in the SemiFinal. 

QUARTERFINAL #1 (Christians Division)


LUCPARK vs CIGAR

Lucpark is best known for owning a percentage of the worst 3 year old ever to win a Breeders Crown Elimination

Cigar is best known for training the worst horse ever to get a check at Hawthorne

QUARTERFINAL #2 (Standard Division)


MULETRAIN vs EQQUUS CABBULLUS

Muletrain best known for huge 2017 and for having worst eyesight of any Optometrist ever.

Eqquus Cabbullus best known for making huge score at the used horse sale but is a bit of a chalk eating weasel.

Please, serious replies only.  One lucky participant will win a prize. 
 

[Fatboy]

I'LL TAKE A TAYLOR/MULESTAIN EXACTA ICE COLD PLZ

[Powerful Patricks Ghost]

Wildcard bid-That Kauffman dude. He used to post under Purple something.

[spaheaven]

The prize is they get to sit in the starters car and say "go" when the race starts 50 yards before it's supposed to.

[slivercharm]

Literally lol at this klassic

[Broken Feet Stable]

TAYLOR--pompous owner/litigator for juice trainers worldwide--really in love with himself

LUCPARK--unfortunately has little mans disease and also suffers from severe me, me, me complex syndrome
           --if you dont drive five hours to watch your $18k claimer rally from 8th to 5th--you are a disgruntled $2 bettor(even though this site loaded with them)....to be fair LUC did awesome being a fragmental owner last year of a horse that was slow but somehow won a BC elim....well done . Sir

EQUUS--well known as owner of Mel Mara even though he repeatedly denies that he is Bob Cooper and the website posted under his avatar says "Bob Cooper Stables"--(that IS the entire website)--
--big time chalk lover--brags about $3.80 winners--completely in love with Dave Miller and goes down on Takter regularly--loves to start threads about worthless qualifiers that his beloved Mel Mara starts each season with "Corey barely hanging on " ....like somehow that means something

MULETRAIN--looks like he just woke up and staggered out of his cardbox box--cant see yet is an eye doctor-has plenty of money but not any in clothing--overall smart guy who tolerates the others here

[LUCPARK]

TAYLOR...my 3rd fav Hebrew on this forum..dreses in kool shorts like I do,,can help any horseman out with any issues  tmbz1but hez expensive


EQUILLIS....MY 2ND FAV JEWISH AMERICAN,,,bets way to many chalks for my liking ,CHALK LOVER   never saw a chalk he didn't bet.  I will call him FLASH
 FROM NOW ON.1/9 LOVES THEM

ATC,,,,my favorite Hebrew of them all ,needs a serious tan,,real haircut and dresses like hez broke but he aint,,

LUCPARK...washes money for hiz pals and familia I was told,,good lookin but rather on the short size,,gets along with all Hebrews,,,

[Equus Caballus]

l'chaim

[MR.DALRAE]

TAYLOR...my 3rd fav Hebrew on this forum..dreses in kool shorts like I do,,can help any horseman out with any issues  tmbz1but hez expensive


EQUILLIS....MY 2ND FAV JEWISH AMERICAN,,,bets way to many chalks for my liking ,CHALK LOVER   never saw a chalk he didn't bet.  I will call him FLASH
 FROM NOW ON.1/9 LOVES THEM

ATC,,,,my favorite Hebrew of them all ,needs a serious tan,,real haircut and dresses like hez broke but he aint,,

LUCPARK...washes money for hiz pals and familia I was told,,good lookin but rather on the short size,,gets along with all Hebrews,,,

Taylor,mule and luc all shop at Ross dress for less,,,
No fashion sense

[Fatboy]

TAYLOR--pompous owner/litigator for juice trainers worldwide--really in love with himself

LUCPARK--unfortunately has little mans disease and also suffers from severe me, me, me complex syndrome
           --if you dont drive five hours to watch your $18k claimer rally from 8th to 5th--you are a disgruntled $2 bettor(even though this site loaded with them)....to be fair LUC did awesome being a fragmental owner last year of a horse that was slow but somehow won a BC elim....well done . Sir

EQUUS--well known as owner of Mel Mara even though he repeatedly denies that he is Bob Cooper and the website posted under his avatar says "Bob Cooper Stables"--(that IS the entire website)--
--big time chalk lover--brags about $3.80 winners--completely in love with Dave Miller and goes down on Takter regularly--loves to start threads about worthless qualifiers that his beloved Mel Mara starts each season with "Corey barely hanging on " ....like somehow that means something

MULETRAIN--looks like he just woke up and staggered out of his cardbox box--cant see yet is an eye doctor-has plenty of money but not any in clothing--overall smart guy who tolerates the others here

ABSOLUTLY CLASSIC POST
CALHOUN COULDNT DO ANY BETTER I BET

[Fatboy]

Taylor,mule and luc all shop at Ross dress for less,,,
No fashion sense

GURAL LOOKS BETTER THAN ATC

[Broken Feet Stable]

FATBOY

Flukies only friend remaining

reportedly not fat

reside in fowl sanctuary somewhere in the sunshine state

bizarre sense of humor but seems knowledgable

desperately needs to eat ass

[Fatboy]

FATBOY

Flukies only friend remaining

reportedly not fat

reside in fowl sanctuary somewhere in the sunshine state

bizarre sense of humor but seems knowledgable

desperately needs to eat ass

YES IM FAT AND LIVE IN A DUCK RESEVOIR SAVING DUCKS NATIONWIDE...SO?

WIFES ASS EATEN OUT DECADES AGO...WE DONT COTTON TO THAT TYPE BEHAVIOR ANY MORE IN THIS SMALL TOWN ATMOSHPERE. I"LL MENTION IT TO HER ANYWAYS.

[slivercharm]

FATBOY

Flukies only friend remaining

reportedly not fat

reside in fowl sanctuary somewhere in the sunshine state

bizarre sense of humor but seems knowledgable

desperately needs to eat ass

Ed is one of the good guys but runs a close second to Calvin Calhound

[Fatboy]

Ed is one of the good guys but runs a close second to Calvin Calhound

CALVIN MIGHT BE BROKEN FEET