Author Topic: SHOULD RACE TRACKS PAY YOUR WAY HOME IF YOU CAN PROVE YOU ARE DEAD BROKE?  (Read 5846 times)

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A.  Yes, Seems fair.  $10 Road Money.

B.  Yes but max out at bus fare only. 

C.  No, people will flock to track to get anything free.


PIGLAND

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lets give them $10 at the mexican boarder to head back home

Rabbi Of Racing

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and Mexico will pay the $10

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I don't think Mexico is paying for anything.

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Bus fare voucher only.  No cash value.

PIGLAND

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I don't think Mexico is paying for anything.
ww already broke them?

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Only a Democrat would think that is reasonable.

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So's it a couple Sundays ago. Wasn't a FRANK family at the track. It was my brother though and his in-laws side of family. I know them all and decided to help out.
BRET the BARTENDER calls me and say's can you pic me up on way to track. BRET gots to work downtown that night and catch the 7:30 PM express at ARLINGTON train station. He don't drive anymore. Hit a KID that was crossing street with a SCHOOL BUS STOP SIGN out. He was drunk and driving on a REVOKED. HE ske-daddled hoping no one got plates. He was about 3 blocks from home. 15 minutes later,he surrounded by police in his home. He caught and spent considerable time in jail.
So,this SUNDAY,I need to stop at JEWEL to use TCF ATM to get cash. He comes in with me to cash LOTTO scratch off tickets. He then goes and buys 2 24OZZERS of beer. I sees Miller Lite on sale. 12 pack for $5.99. I purchase. I puts that in my trunk for day's in future. Brett starts jugging the 2 24 oz. on way to track. WE Arrive. He don't want to pay $10.00 to get in. He sneaks in thru employee entrance. Now he owes me $20 skins. He say's he can't pay today. He short. JOHN FRANK ARMY has no idea how much cash he carrying. So'S he tells me in 1ST at ARLINGTON he bet a hundo exacta box in a 4 horse field. He boxed the 4-5 and even money. I say's to him. Your a IDIOT. Your losing a hundo automaticly. And have you look at future payoffs,they paying. $3.60 and 3.80 respectively. Unless a DEAD HEAT. YOU LOSE money. He runs to cancel. TOOOOOO LATEEEE. In a 4 horse field,the longest shot at 9-2 wins. Then the SHIT tells me. He played a $50.00 double with the 2 chalks in 1st with chalk in second. 2nd race winner was 6-1. Then he say's,I also played a $50.00 pic 3 with the 2 chalks in 1st with chalk in 2nd and chalk in 3rd. 3rd race,another 6-1. Not that any of his bets mattered. NOW he's babbling. I lost everything. And were going into 2nd race. I say's. You can't pay me back $20.00 when I pic you up. YOUR the STUPIDIST BETTOR,I have ever known. Maybe JOE MADDDDOOONNNING the JEW would be DUMBER.
So'S I bring BRET into outside private area where everyone be. He complaining now. Buy me some beers. I ain't drinkin that day. So'S I give him my car key so he can get beers from my trunk. He wearing KHAKI shorts with tons of pockets. He goes out 3 times and puts 4 beers in pockets and brings in. He complains and say's. I'M broke. I don't have money to get on train to get downtown and eat something and then train home. In the meantime: my brother and group brought a ton of food and snacks. This event was for his 92 year old MOTHER and FATHER-LAWS. The group is sitting at tables were chow is and BRETT shoving them out of way to devour everything. End of race 4. Brett has drank my 12 pack and his 2 for a total of 16 beers. He goes. Can you lend me money so I can get to work and then get home. I gives him $30.00. After 5th race,HE say's. Can you give me a little more. He took the $30.00 and bet it. There were 3 races to go. I said: THAT'S IT. I'M leaving and so are YOU. Told him. Don't care what happens to YOU. SLEEP at HOMELESS SHELTER down the street. YOU BELONG THERE.

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So's it a couple Sundays ago. Wasn't a FRANK family at the track. It was my brother though and his in-laws side of family. I know them all and decided to help out.
BRET the BARTENDER calls me and say's can you pic me up on way to track. BRET gots to work downtown that night and catch the 7:30 PM express at ARLINGTON train station. He don't drive anymore. Hit a KID that was crossing street with a SCHOOL BUS STOP SIGN out. He was drunk and driving on a REVOKED. HE ske-daddled hoping no one got plates. He was about 3 blocks from home. 15 minutes later,he surrounded by police in his home. He caught and spent considerable time in jail.
So,this SUNDAY,I need to stop at JEWEL to use TCF ATM to get cash. He comes in with me to cash LOTTO scratch off tickets. He then goes and buys 2 24OZZERS of beer. I sees Miller Lite on sale. 12 pack for $5.99. I purchase. I puts that in my trunk for day's in future. Brett starts jugging the 2 24 oz. on way to track. WE Arrive. He don't want to pay $10.00 to get in. He sneaks in thru employee entrance. Now he owes me $20 skins. He say's he can't pay today. He short. JOHN FRANK ARMY has no idea how much cash he carrying. So'S he tells me in 1ST at ARLINGTON he bet a hundo exacta box in a 4 horse field. He boxed the 4-5 and even money. I say's to him. Your a IDIOT. Your losing a hundo automaticly. And have you look at future payoffs,they paying. $3.60 and 3.80 respectively. Unless a DEAD HEAT. YOU LOSE money. He runs to cancel. TOOOOOO LATEEEE. In a 4 horse field,the longest shot at 9-2 wins. Then the SHIT tells me. He played a $50.00 double with the 2 chalks in 1st with chalk in second. 2nd race winner was 6-1. Then he say's,I also played a $50.00 pic 3 with the 2 chalks in 1st with chalk in 2nd and chalk in 3rd. 3rd race,another 6-1. Not that any of his bets mattered. NOW he's babbling. I lost everything. And were going into 2nd race. I say's. You can't pay me back $20.00 when I pic you up. YOUR the STUPIDIST BETTOR,I have ever known. Maybe JOE MADDDDOOONNNING the JEW would be DUMBER.
So'S I bring BRET into outside private area where everyone be. He complaining now. Buy me some beers. I ain't drinkin that day. So'S I give him my car key so he can get beers from my trunk. He wearing KHAKI shorts with tons of pockets. He goes out 3 times and puts 4 beers in pockets and brings in. He complains and say's. I'M broke. I don't have money to get on train to get downtown and eat something and then train home. In the meantime: my brother and group brought a ton of food and snacks. This event was for his 92 year old MOTHER and FATHER-LAWS. The group is sitting at tables were chow is and BRETT shoving them out of way to devour everything. End of race 4. Brett has drank my 12 pack and his 2 for a total of 16 beers. He goes. Can you lend me money so I can get to work and then get home. I gives him $30.00. After 5th race,HE say's. Can you give me a little more. He took the $30.00 and bet it. There were 3 races to go. I said: THAT'S IT. I'M leaving and so are YOU. Told him. Don't care what happens to YOU. SLEEP at HOMELESS SHELTER down the street. YOU BELONG THERE.

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lets give them $10 at the mexican boarder to head back home
  the standing offer is the 10.00, a new pair of shoes, a food packet, free transportation to the border and a signed agreement not to return. this offer is open to all illegals anywhere in the country.

 

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