It's coming together very well.
Shopping Cart Mike may attend only after submitting 3 years of tax returns plus his Medicaid card.
Wen, Vic (why is there always a Vic?) Frank, Chris, Jen, Matt, even Kim. Yardorck and Gural and Jason and Jason too. Also SCM's most recently acquired in-laws.
All are receiving nice invitations. I've been sent suggested questions for the family. If you wish to add yours, do it here or DM or call.
For Chris: What is the most memorable thing Uncle SCM ever done for you, aside from trashing you on social media?
For Frank: Did Mom love you more than SCM?
For Kim: Was it for the best that SCM skipped the wedding? Or did you cry?
For Wen: It's got to be awful to be married to a man who is a SOFT FUCK. Any regrets?
For all of them: When did SCM lose every ounce of pride and ambition and decide Shoveling Shit For 38 Years was God's plan for him?