FORGIVE ME FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED. BACK IN THE DAY, I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY FOR COITUS WITH LINDA MULROONEY. I THOUGHT ABOUT IT LONG AND HARD, BUT IN THE END I TOLD HER I APPRECIATED THE OFFER AS SHE WANTED TO RIDE BIG DADDY, BUT I COULD NOT BE UNFAITHFUL TO NUMBER 6 OR WAS IT 7? I LOST TRACK. THE MEMORY WILL FOREVER HAVE ME FANTASIZING ABOUT WHAT IT COULD HAVE BEEN. AND I KNOW JUST GIVING IT A THOUGHT WAS A SIN. BUT AS NOW I AM GETTING UP THERE IN YEARS AND MY TIME IS NEARING JUDGEMENT DAY IS ROCKETING FORWARD I FEEL IT IS TIME TO CLEAR MY CONSCIENCE.
LET ME KNOW FATHER, IF YOU HAVE ANY PENDANTS YOU WISH ME TO PERFORM TO CLEAR MY SOUL BEFORE I APPEAR AT THE PEARLY GATES FOR ADMISSION YOURS TRULY AND FAITH IN YOU ALWAYS
BIG DADDY
