Dreamland National

[Sweet]

Mike doesn't have a job? 

Mike has a job!

He's enjoying it too!

He's got a pretty great golf swing too...considering 10 years since he's held a club, that's a nice shot from the rough! 

Heaven is a place on earth for some people...it's not our place to make it hell for them, and in this case it's impossible! 

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[Kirby's Ace]

Maybe we can have a 1st annual plop picnic at Dreamland?

But no weapons!

[Kirby's Ace]

We could feature games for the kids like "Pin the tail on a cut out of Mark Ford". Putt putt with the last hole you get a chance to hit the ball in Taylor's azz. Sweet you can have your own Kissing booth! Funnel cakes made with a real funnel and our own baking soda. Mike can give training lessons to the youngens. Lessons by Davita on how to hit the jugular vein while in the paddock and much much more!