Here comes DUFFY or is that GOOFY. Loved GOOFY when me a kid. So the GOOF is announcing his excuses for already tons of cancellations and delays on flights already startin for THANKSGIVIN. Be patient the goof says and please wear DEPENDS on flights like our PREZ do every day. OUR PREZ not worry as he has his valet change for him 10 times a day. But yooousses that flyin can hold the stench down by goin to in flight bath room and changin.
And please help the elderly with baggage they need to put in over head containers,that will help slow down flight delays. And it not me fault for all this SHIT,it BIDEN and outdated equipment. Then the FUC GOOF not just satisfied with TURKEY DAY,he goin,expect this for CHRISTMAS travel also. Guy makes for a great travel agent.
So the FUC goes. I got great news. If you drivin,GAS is $3.03 a gallon. Everyone should drive. Can't wait to see the drivin deaths over this holiday period and when tey ASTRONOMICAL,the EVANGELICAL US will blame it on NON US CITIZANS. And by thee way: GAS by me is $3.49 a gallon. Nuttin like fudgin #'S like your SAVIOR,GOD,PREZ. And so he mentions,everyone should go by train. That works if you want to leave on a TUESDAY and arrive on a FRIDAY mornin because of all the stops. And wy the ASSHOLEnot mention,GREYHOUND, there a fine way for the poor to travel.
Lets get back to the LUNATICS wife wicked RAELCHEL. So yeasterday on FOX entertaiment,they gots a show where they gonna pardon 2 turkeys. And they had names for each of them. SHIT for BRAIN says can I name both. She goes: AUTO and PEN. Ain't she fucked up. They were named CRAN and BERRY.
Here the tin tou. That fucked up WITCH more than likly grapped the TURKS and took them home to feed her monster family. Ya got 11 and includin AUNTS,UNCLES,COUSINS,and whoever else,them 2 birds not enough to feed that hoard. RACHEL then can just cook TAMALES and TACOS to feed everyone else.
