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Title: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: JOHN FRANK on July 15, 2020, 01:50:18 PM
BAD TOE boy last week goes to a VET HOSPITAL or VET OLD FOLKS home. Not sure which. The SHITBRAIN finnaly wears a mask. He praises the MILITARY. These my BUDS accordin to DICKBRAIN. I do everythin for MILITARY and VETS.
Sooouse JOHN FRANK ARMY gets all his MEDS from VA. He never signed up for VA HEALTH INSURANCE until he was 66. I get all testin for free. But because I signed at 66 I have to pay for me MEDS. They changed law about 4 years prior. Had I signed up 4 years earliar I would get all free. Not a big deal.$5.00 a month for anything. But I on 10. So'S I have not gotton a billin in 3 months. I calls to find out why.
I says did you lose me address. The lady says. WE not sendin bills durin PANDEMIC. But we not gonna charge interest or late penalties.
JOHN FRANK ARMY says:WHAT THE FUC YOU TALKIN ABOUT! She says we are hopin to resume sendin out billin in JANUARY 2021,but it might be JULY 2021. She re-iterates that we not gonna charge INTEREST or LATE PENALTIES. I says: Let me get this straight. It possible that 12 months from now I get a bill for $1100 and have to pay that then. She startin to get RUDE with one,JOHN FRANK ARMY. She goes would you like to speak to me supervisor. I says get the FUC on the line.
On comes JAG. I explains situation. I says don't want to here deferin interest and penalties. Say's,EXPLAIN this to me. COOOOOMAANDER IN CHIEF can state he VETS best friend. Yet the COCKSUCKIN inhumane PIECE OF SHIT can send thru mail to 350 + MILLION people thru mail that they can thank him for givin out money with his fuc brain chinnesse signature. But he can't spend money to mail or E-MAIL to VETS that someday you gonna have to pay up big. I say's the COCKSUCKER can build a wall 20 feet high and 6 feet under and 550 miles long,yet can't give money to VA to send out letters to VETS to explain what goin on. The fuc goes. You know all this bein recorded. I say's great. Tell the FUCKIN DRAFT DODGIN COMMMANDER, JOHN FRANK ARMY says: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT.
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: Kirby's Ace on July 15, 2020, 02:38:35 PM
John, Why you fight with everybody? People just doing there job..You might not agree with them but why so much hate? Why?
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: caddy on July 15, 2020, 04:22:40 PM
John, Why you fight with everybody? People just doing there job..You might not agree with them but why so much hate? Why?

Frank   87xc.2 87xc.2 87xc.2
you need to sit by that big 20" box fan w/ a Countrytime lemonade and watch reurns of Laverne & Shirley, dick Van Dyke and Leave it to Beaver.  Might rearrange your nasty marbles all gummed up your mooshie brain
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: Calhoun on July 15, 2020, 06:10:42 PM
Frank   87xc.2 87xc.2 87xc.2
you need to sit by that big 20" box fan w/ a Countrytime lemonade and watch reurns of Laverne & Shirley, dick Van Dyke and Leave it to Beaver.  Might rearrange your nasty marbles all gummed up your mooshie brain
Mrs. Cleaver was hot AF. 
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: Fatboy on July 15, 2020, 06:16:22 PM
Mrs. Cleaver was hot AF.

Yes and Laverne had a nice moose knuckle.
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: Calhoun on July 15, 2020, 06:27:38 PM
Yes and Laverne had a nice moose knuckle.
3/4 man agreed
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: Bernie Madoff on July 15, 2020, 06:49:44 PM
Mrs. Cleaver was hot AF.







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Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: caddy on July 15, 2020, 07:22:37 PM
Mrs. Cleaver was hot AF.

she was waiting for Ward  in her nylon summer dress w/ a strand of pearls [who does that]  and drooling for old ward to spank that beaver
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: Fatboy on July 15, 2020, 07:56:42 PM
she was waiting for Ward  in her nylon summer dress w/ a strand of pearls [who does that]  and drooling for old ward to spank that beaver

  Eddy Haskell was tappin that.
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: caddy on July 15, 2020, 11:01:03 PM
  Eddy Haskell was tappin that.

I believe that to be a very nice catch.  Quite likely TRUTH   :1 :1 :1
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: Fatboy on July 16, 2020, 10:52:20 AM
I believe that to be a very nice catch.  Quite likely TRUTH   :1 :1 :1

  He did good agreed.  Explains the perpetual grin the boy always had. tmbz1
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: Calhoun on July 16, 2020, 11:50:31 AM
she was waiting for Ward  in her nylon summer dress w/ a strand of pearls [who does that]  and drooling for old ward to spank that beaver
Crotchless panty hose and high heels had Ward speeding to beat the school bus home. tmbz1 
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: Fatboy on July 16, 2020, 12:18:45 PM
Crotchless panty hose and high heels had Ward speeding to beat the school bus home. tmbz1

My 3 Sons mom HOTTER.  Beverly Garland had 3x the goodies FACT tmbz1
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: caddy on July 16, 2020, 12:24:18 PM
My 3 Sons mom HOTTER.  Beverly Garland had 3x the goodies FACT tmbz1

how about Aunt Bea  ?   there's a reason why Floyd, Emmitt, Howard, Gomer, Goober and even Barney always were giving her the lala look 
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: Fatboy on July 16, 2020, 12:30:18 PM
how about Aunt Bea  ?   there's a reason why Floyd, Emmitt, Howard, Gomer, Goober and even Barney always were giving her the lala look

Beverly Garland was legit tmbz1
Aunt Bea was a cow...Floyd and Goober action at best.
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: Calhoun on July 16, 2020, 12:56:39 PM
Beverly Garland was legit tmbz1
Aunt Bea was a cow...Floyd and Goober action at best.
Only Barney would smash Aunt Bea.  And only from behind. 

Floyd slayed plenty. 
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: Bernie Madoff on July 16, 2020, 02:13:45 PM
No one was as hot as Barbara Eden in I Creamed My Jeanies.
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: Calhoun on July 16, 2020, 02:18:48 PM
No one was as hot as Barbara Eden in I Creamed My Jeanies.
Carol from Mr Ed?
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: Fatboy on July 16, 2020, 02:49:20 PM
Carol from Mr Ed?

Jesus, you really in the gutter now. Name your favorite farm animal..... ngc3
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: Bernie Madoff on July 16, 2020, 03:01:12 PM
Jesus, you really in the gutter now. Name your favorite farm animal..... ngc3




Arnold Ziffell.
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: Calhoun on July 16, 2020, 03:02:32 PM
Jesus, you really in the gutter now. Name your favorite farm animal..... ngc3
An hour ago you were dreaming of Floyd and Goober.    ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: Fatboy on July 16, 2020, 03:08:30 PM
An hour ago you were dreaming of Floyd and Goober.    ngc3 ngc3 ngc3

You took their flag and tore down all their statues.  They need me.
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: caddy on July 16, 2020, 04:23:37 PM
Carol from Mr Ed?

so many supporting babes were overlooked for sprucing up those old sit coms.  Carol, no question, was a cutie - and, Ed enjoyed her servicing too!

Barbara eden - Yep

Dallas chipped in a few babes  -  esp. Victoria Principal

as for the Beverly Hillbillies- of course * Ellie Mae Clampett [Donna Douglas] - but,  Drysdale's secretary  >  Miss Hathaway, she was a nymphomaniac
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: Calhoun on July 16, 2020, 04:38:31 PM
so many supporting babes were overlooked for sprucing up those old sit coms.  Carol, no question, was a cutie - and, Ed enjoyed her servicing too!

Barbara eden - Yep

Dallas chipped in a few babes  -  esp. Victoria Principal

as for the Beverly Hillbillies- of course * Ellie Mae Clampett [Donna Douglas] - but,  Drysdale's secretary  >  Miss Hathaway, she was a nymphomaniac
Miss Hathaway a freak.  No doubt about it. 
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: Fatboy on July 16, 2020, 04:40:57 PM
Miss Hathaway a freak.  No doubt about it.

She really had no choice.....
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: FirstUpFrom8Hole on July 16, 2020, 11:36:08 PM
how about Aunt Bea  ?   there's a reason why Floyd, Emmitt, Howard, Gomer, Goober and even Barney always were giving her the lala look

I heard Gomer was putting it to Floyd in his trailer
Title: Re: Let JOHN FRANK ARMY see if he has this RIGHT.
Post by: Kirby's Ace on July 24, 2020, 03:16:47 PM
John Frank why so quiet?

I'm patiently waiting for one of your famous literature classics!

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