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General Category => Sports => Topic started by: Calhoun on June 15, 2019, 07:12:54 AM
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2019 American League East - Odds To Win
Winner
New York Yankees -145
Tampa Bay Rays +150
Boston Red Sox +800
Toronto Blue Jays +300000
Baltimore Orioles +350000
I bet $1.5k on the RedSox to win the AL East a couple days ago.
Now you got something to root down for couple months.
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Big bet. I'm a Yankee fan but wouldn't touch them at -145. Starters still too shaky. Red Sox may be the only bet one could make to win the east still worth a shot. Lot of ball still to be played but yankee hitting improved with addition of slugger from Seattle today. Judge and Stanton bats coming back will just about guarantee Yanks a formidable hitting team.
Good luck - decent chunk of scratch to put out.
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Lice Man jealousy manifests in psychobabble again.
Another look back for you on X-Mas night.
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FAKE WAGERING AND FAKE BEATINGS...ITS A GREAT FATHERS DAY
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You can always grab a Hot Pocket 6-pack and have Christmas dinner with Lice Man and KantSeeHisShoes.
#JellyCrew
#NeverLies
#GotStacks
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I guess your jealous when your sitting around the can fire roasting squirrels wishing it was prime rib.
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You can always grab a Hot Pocket 6-pack and have Christmas dinner with Lice Man and KantSeeHisShoes.
#JellyCrew
#NeverLies
#GotStacks
DID THE VINEYARD ALLOW BLAX TO USE THE PAY PHONE FATHERS DAY?
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I guess your jealous when your sitting around the can fire roasting squirrels wishing it was prime rib.
Not a jealous bone in my body.
#IPushedYouDownAndBrokeYourCane
#MyPigeon
#ThanksForReadingEveryWord
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DID THE VINEYARD ALLOW BLAX TO USE THE PAY PHONE FATHERS DAY?
Reception can, indeed, be iffy. We need a couple cell towers.
#SendSkillets
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The most boring sport in the world, yes even worse than soccer!
Two more months or so and college football starts, only playing Arlington until then.
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The most boring sport in the world, yes even worse than soccer!
Two more months or so and college football starts, only playing Arlington until then.
Pretty bold statement that a sport exists that is more boring than soccer!
I'd rather watch a curling match than soccer!
Baseball games do run too long still though.
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Pretty bold statement that a sport exists that is more boring than soccer!
I'd rather watch a curling match than soccer!
Baseball games do run too long still though.
When I travel people ask me "are you a Cubs fan?" I say "yes I am"...but conclude with
"although I never actually watch the games" 73cv.2
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The most boring sport in the world, yes even worse than soccer!
Two more months or so and college football starts, only playing Arlington until then.
Baseball is, by far, the best betting sport there is. Nickel lines and 10x the number of games as football.
I've won consistently for years.
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baseball is a great sport to bet.........162 games a season...many to choose....stay away from real heavy favs......
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Baseball is, by far, the best betting sport there is. Nickel lines and 10x the number of games as football.
I've won consistently for years.
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The percentage of consistent winners betting any sport is so small for Calcoon to make that statement you know it's all BS. Picking your spots amounts to controlling losses and in the end the house wins and they always have and always will. I got involved with a computerized product and it does very well and no one ever sent a unit back but in my opinion most gamblers are lazy and this is why it sold. We had no control of the manufacturer and they upped their price considerably once our original order sold out. Because each unit has to operate through our mainframe we were able to see who they were picking and wins as in games outweighed games lost in all sports but how or if they bet the games they were picking were they beating the juice. These units were sold on a lifetime guarantee that for any reason you could send it back for a full refund less return shipping and they would all get free lifetime updates to all algorithms. Bottom line your in the action and though it is very good it is still up to owners control.
CAN I GET ONE OF YOUR MACHINES?
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CAN I GET ONE OF YOUR MACHINES?
Duct Tape + Tin Foil = Lice Man Machine
Coupla sheet rock screws also?
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Fatboy I will get you one. Don't know what timing will be but I will get an email off to the manufacturer and see what they require for quantity and see if I can get them close to our original costs.
PENCIL ME IN tmbz1
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PENCIL ME IN tmbz1
please, next time just send you bff a PM and not hijack my baseball thread.
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please, next time just send you bff a PM and not hijack my baseball thread.
FUCK YOUR THREADS..IF WE DONT SAY ANYTHING YOU HAVE ZERO TO READ
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FUCK YOUR THREADS..IF WE DONT SAY ANYTHING YOU HAVE ZERO TO READ
Fuck that too. I got eight PM thank you notes from people who played my get filthy rich horse at Ascot today.
I guess you didn't bet.
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Fuck that too. I got eight PM thank you notes from people who played my get filthy rich horse at Ascot today.
I guess you didn't bet.
IM GETTING THE MACHING AND WILL CASH ON MY OWN
THANX
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IM GETTING THE MACHING AND WILL CASH ON MY OWN
THANX
Machine might be the way to go!
I heard the mainframe is 8 monkeys with drfs, a few wedding cake spliffs and a bunch of abacus so I'm going in a different direction. A Nigerian prince in a tough spot just emailed me. If I help out now riches await down the road.
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Machine might be the way to go!
I heard the mainframe is 8 monkeys with drfs, a few wedding cake spliffs and a bunch of abacus so I'm going in a different direction. A Nigerian prince in a tough spot just emailed me. If I help out now riches await down the road.
GOOD LUCK IN NIGERIA..WILL SEND SELECTIONS ALONG WHEN MACHINE ARRIVES
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The only bingo I'll acknowledge here is 10 or 20 picks in advance (no reboarding) that end up beating the number. All you need is to show a profit after the juice.
Looking forward to Fatboy's posts when the box arrives and hoping he can handle unlimited wealth. I have my doubts on the latter though.
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Fatboy- I'd anticipate a few hangers on coming out of the woodwork. Might want to think now who is going to be in the posse you roll with.
No more Yonkers strip clubs; its high end from here on out!
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It's all horsecrap and you and every sensible person on here know it. Algorithm my ass. You have 3 or 4 other user names and talk to yourself. Wtf. Look on the mirror jackass and see what you've become.
Seeing is believing. Post in advance. Trust but verify; with emphasis on the verify because trust is lacking when your the topic.
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Yadda yadda yadda from the Horseplop Crown Prince.
Post in advance. Otherwise STFU.
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More BS. Just post in advance - anything else would be unacceptable to any sensible person. You and I know it. Should be easy - the machine was 11-0 to start if I recall when your bs started.
Fatboy😀- hope I didn't screw the pooch on your deal. You were on the cusp of great wealth! I'm told easy Street is sweet too. ngc3
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Fat Boy,
Our pigeon is taking a pummeling here.
He needs to go back for repairs.
He just looks desperate.
And stupid
Maybe yesterday's Calhoun's Get Filthy Rich Winner (CGFRW) was just too much for him to handle?
I could take final action (a la kant.see.guy) but I only get
a few of those a year.
I'm hoping you'll handle.
TYIA
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Fat Boy,
Our pigeon is taking a pummeling here.
He needs to go back for repairs.
He just looks desperate.
And stupid
Maybe yesterday's Calhoun's Get Filthy Rich Winner (CGFRW) was just too much for him to handle?
I could take final action (a la kant.see.guy) but I only get
a few of those a year.
I'm hoping you'll handle.
TYIA
CANT WAIT FOR THE MACHINE..IM GONNA FIRE DAILY
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CANT WAIT FOR THE MACHINE..IM GONNA FIRE DAILY
You're 15-0 already and you don't even have a tracking number yet.
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Hump - good morning. Some hurtful stuff there. Means a great deal to me coming from the only Clown for which I've ever held such high accord. ngc3
If only I could find the goose that laid the golden egg machine.
Stick with the bs thinking today. I've noticed your more lucid on a roll with that than when your operating in the real world like the rest of us. It's when you have to deal with reality that everything falls apart.
Have a good one and don't forget to check the coop. Maybe a few more golden eggs already.
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ngc3 Tim - Good luck in the wide world of sports today - may be time for you to invest in a piggy bank company so the $ you make off the goose will have a home.
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ngc3 Tim - Good luck in the wide world of sports today - may be time for you to invest in a piggy bank company so the $ you make off the goose will have a home.
I got one of Tim's "Customers" to cut me in for free.
$Stacks$
He's deep ended.
And he has never, Never, NEVER (i.e., not once) offered a pre-race opinion.
Solid, faithful punching bag.
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I got one of Tim's "Customers" to cut me in for free.
$Stacks$
He's deep ended.
And he has never, Never, NEVER (i.e., not once) offered a pre-race opinion.
Solid, faithful punching bag.
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WE DONT WANT YOUR BIG BANKROLL TO RUIN OUR ODDS
THE MACHINE IS REAL
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As time goes by you can tell the Hershey Packers. Calcoon, Hornby Puke, Buffy. They probably could all be the same person because their so far up each other's ass. If Calcoon showed he would have taken a severe beating but he thought it better to continue to be a keyboard tough guy, AKA ASSWIPE.
Come on Humphrey,
You're getting slaughtered here.
Steve g level pounding.
And you deserve it for ruining my thread.
Yes you do.
Just apologize and bend the knee in reverence of Calhoun.
Don't make me put you in the Kant.See penalty box.
Don't make me.
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Think so? I'm holding out hope one arrives in my mail @ Xmas time. Lot of time between now and early December for me to get back in the Golden Gooses" good graces.
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WE DONT WANT YOUR BIG BANKROLL TO RUIN OUR ODDS
THE MACHINE IS REAL
Did you get free shipping?
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Think so? I'm holding out hope one arrives in my mail @ Xmas time. Lot of time between now and early December for me to get back in the Golden Gooses" good graces.
What Promo Code did you use???
I used WinWithHumpps
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Did you get free shipping?
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I THOUGHT EVERYBODY DID?
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Just for fun...
NYY/Bos Over 11.5 (-102)
Just for fun.
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Just for fun...
NYY/Bos Over 11.5 (-102)
Just for fun.
YOU COULDNT BET HOW MANY BASES THERE ARE ON THE FIELD
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YOU COULDNT BET HOW MANY BASES THERE ARE ON THE FIELD
6-6 before you posted.
Thanks for.the root down.
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6-6 before you posted.
Thanks for.the root down.
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HUGE RETURNS SO FAR ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
Tim's machine gave me the play.
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Tim's machine gave me the play.
YARDROCKS MACHINE IS LEGIT
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
HOPE YOU GOT FREE SHIPPING TOO?
GOING 6-6 WITH THIS WORTHLESS BOX HOWEVER IS REALLY NOTHING TO REPORT TO ANYONE
A PIECE OF JUNK AS WELL
CASE CRACKED AND BATTERY LEAKING ALREADY
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YARDROCKS MACHINE IS LEGIT
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
HOPE YOU GOT FREE SHIPPING TOO?
GOING 6-6 WITH THIS WORTHLESS BOX HOWEVER IS REALLY NOTHING TO REPORT TO ANYONE
A PIECE OF JUNK AS WELL
CASE CRACKED AND BATTERY LEAKING ALREADY
You fucking idiot.
6-6 was the score of the fucking game I bet after the first inning. Not a Win/Loss record.
I cannot possibly go any slower for you.
To the Iggy List you go.
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You fucking idiot.
6-6 was the score of the fucking game I bet after the first inning. Not a Win/Loss record.
I cannot possibly go any slower for you.
To the Iggy List you go.
YOU NEED TO ARGUE WITH SOMEONE AS BRILLIANT AS TIM
IM NO MATCH FOR YOU tmbz1
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Calcoon your imaginary 1.5k will go up in smoke. When it really counts the World Series will go to the National League.
You don’t read do you
His bet was for the American League East... it has absolutely nothing to do with the World Series
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You don’t read do you
His bet was for the American League East... it has absolutely nothing to do with the World Series
BUSTIN 'EM LEFT AND RIGHT TODAY AINT WE ngc3
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BUSTIN 'EM LEFT AND RIGHT TODAY AINT WE ngc3
People need to held accountable
there should be pride, “ ownership” shown by the posters , instead of 88.7% nonsense
my apologies to the other 11.3%