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Title: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: PIGLAND on June 01, 2019, 09:06:30 AM
HE KNOWS
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Post by: bostonborne on June 01, 2019, 09:44:40 AM
Did you ever win the spelling bee?

Remember:
A Steak  is something you eat
A Stake race is something you watch
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: PIGLAND on June 01, 2019, 10:06:15 AM
Did you ever win the spelling bee?

Remember:
A Steak  is something you eat
A Stake race is something you watch
I never did well at spelling
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: bostonborne on June 01, 2019, 10:08:33 AM
I never did well at spelling

Same here. If not for spellcheck I am dead in the water.
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Post by: PIGLAND on June 01, 2019, 10:15:51 AM
Hey Piggy,
Did you ever meet Don Nants in person?
he is on my bucket list
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Post by: LUCPARK on June 01, 2019, 10:40:49 AM
lucparks actual height?
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Post by: PIGLAND on June 01, 2019, 10:49:11 AM
lucparks actual height?
36 "
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Post by: Rabbi Of Racing on June 01, 2019, 11:01:57 AM
Do you eat grilt cheese more than once a week?
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Post by: PIGLAND on June 01, 2019, 11:02:55 AM
Do you eat grilt cheese more than once a week?
it is a favorite
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Post by: The Exporter on June 01, 2019, 11:06:07 AM
Morning, Pigman. Will sports wagering devastate pari-mutual wagering?
 
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Post by: PIGLAND on June 01, 2019, 11:11:28 AM
Morning, Pigman. Will sports wagering devastate pari-mutual wagering?
I think it is already devistated
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: The Exporter on June 01, 2019, 11:15:16 AM
Relatively speaking, yes, it is already a travesty. What effect if any will it have on horse racing?
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: PIGLAND on June 01, 2019, 11:22:46 AM
Relatively speaking, yes, it is already a travesty. What effect if any will it have on horse racing?
It can only be positive
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: LUCPARK on June 01, 2019, 11:36:16 AM
favorite driver?
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Post by: PIGLAND on June 01, 2019, 11:58:29 AM
favorite driver?
walter case
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Post by: Bacchus on June 01, 2019, 12:01:14 PM
What is the meaning of life
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Post by: PIGLAND on June 01, 2019, 12:06:12 PM
What is the meaning of life
horse racing
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Post by: Yonkers1 on June 01, 2019, 12:08:00 PM
Did Nick Surick get banded at Tioga or did his lack of a truck nesesitate all his scratches Friday ?
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: PIGLAND on June 01, 2019, 12:20:13 PM
Did Nick Surick get banded at Tioga or did his lack of a truck nesesitate all his scratches Friday ?
nick went to Canada
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: PIGLAND on June 01, 2019, 12:33:28 PM
you
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Post by: shuffledagain on June 01, 2019, 12:59:57 PM
This Old House or Fixer Upper?
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Post by: PIGLAND on June 01, 2019, 01:17:02 PM
This Old House or Fixer Upper?
basement
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Post by: Bernie Madoff on June 01, 2019, 01:37:23 PM
Did you ride the short bus to school ? Did you attend school ?
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Post by: PIGLAND on June 01, 2019, 01:46:10 PM
Did you ride the short bus to school ? Did you attend school ?
I road the long bus
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Post by: Buffy the Vampire Slayer on June 01, 2019, 01:47:34 PM
Did you ride the short bus to school ? Did you attend school ?

Bacon Breath looks pretty happy to me, Bern..........

(https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/pigs-head-apple-mouth-medieval-260nw-35754802.jpg)

But he does need to pick up the pace on banding more idiots.  Lice Man, Slim Shitty, Campbell Soup and The Extorter have no place at this pig roast.  Until next time, darlings......... ........HEIL HITLER!!
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: PIGLAND on June 01, 2019, 01:48:29 PM
Bacon Breath looks pretty happy to me, Bern..........

(https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/pigs-head-apple-mouth-medieval-260nw-35754802.jpg)

But he does need to pick up the pace on banding more idiots.  Lice Man, Slim Shitty, Campbell Soup and The Extorter have no place at this pig roast.  Until next time, darlings......... ........HEIL HITLER!!
thank you buppy tmbz1
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: bostonborne on June 01, 2019, 04:59:01 PM
And pass it not an option Hillary Clinton, Maxine Waters, or Nancy Pelosi, who gets the pigland sausage?
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Post by: kantseeback on June 01, 2019, 05:16:13 PM
is it pot porrey  or
poe purree?

I've often wondered
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Post by: Bernie Madoff on June 01, 2019, 07:34:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCGzhBMLuTs
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Post by: Fatboy on June 01, 2019, 08:46:28 PM
HOW IS STEW BURGER DOING?
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: PIGLAND on June 02, 2019, 08:32:29 AM
is it pot porrey  or
poe purree?

I've often wondered
not sure
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: PIGLAND on June 02, 2019, 08:33:49 AM
HOW IS STEW BURGER DOING?
he is doing great , he has moved to upstate new york to a vacation home and is living happily ever after
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: Fatboy on June 02, 2019, 02:24:39 PM
he is doing great , he has moved to upstate new york to a vacation home and is living happily ever after

HE ALWAYS PAID THE HELP WELL
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: PIGLAND on June 02, 2019, 02:33:59 PM
HE ALWAYS PAID THE HELP WELL
very
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Post by: Wawajones on June 02, 2019, 07:25:18 PM
Is Karl Butterfield real or just an alias for a famous Maine horseman like Leigh Fitch?
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Post by: kantseeback on June 02, 2019, 07:44:32 PM
why did the pretzels at Roosevelt raceway smell like diesel fuel?
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: Fatboy on June 02, 2019, 07:45:56 PM
why did the pretzels at Roosevelt raceway smell like diesel fuel?

HARD AS CONCRETE IS WHY
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: PIGLAND on June 02, 2019, 08:04:53 PM
why did the pretzels at Roosevelt raceway smell like diesel fuel?
I still ate them
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: Fatboy on June 02, 2019, 11:25:31 PM
he is doing great , he has moved to upstate new york to a vacation home and is living happily ever after

Will vacation home let me visit on weekends? Put cash in canteen?
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Post by: kantseeback on June 02, 2019, 11:34:34 PM
I still ate them

hard as a rock too but I also ate them.
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Post by: EPM on June 03, 2019, 08:20:42 AM
Yes.Good Morning Porkie...My question is,have you ever porked 2 chicks at the same time?Ty
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Post by: kantseeback on June 03, 2019, 10:41:36 AM
Yes.Good Morning Porkie...My question is,have you ever porked 2 chicks at the same time?Ty
if he did he would need 2 dicks
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: slivercharm on June 03, 2019, 10:34:50 PM
Will vacation home let me visit on weekends? Put cash in canteen?

You and geremy day share room?
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: kantseeback on June 04, 2019, 07:06:42 PM
why did that nathans in westbury give you 2 chickabuns for the price of one?
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: PIGLAND on June 04, 2019, 07:11:53 PM
why did that nathans in westbury give you 2 chickabuns for the price of one?
I eat well at nathons
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: zoot on June 04, 2019, 07:33:55 PM
back in the 1970's, after the races at roosevelt, we would start at one end of the hot table at nathans and just take one of each item. called it running the gauntlet.

if we had scored, we went to gam wah.

we didnt realize we were in the best of times
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: PIGLAND on June 04, 2019, 07:59:19 PM
back in the 1970's, after the races at roosevelt, we would start at one end of the hot table at nathans and just take one of each item. called it running the gauntlet.

if we had scored, we went to gam wah.

we didnt realize we were in the best of times
I used the coupons in back of Roosevelt program . 4 hotdogs ,4 friench fry and 4 soadas
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: kantseeback on June 04, 2019, 09:01:45 PM
I used the coupons in back of Roosevelt program . 4 hotdogs ,4 friench fry and 4 soadas

the coupons were on a page in the middle of the program.
I never hit big enough to go to gam wah. besides I wanted to get home asap, I lived in nyc, long drive
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: bigwrench on June 06, 2019, 10:09:16 AM
favorite driver?
Favorite wrastler?
What say you PiG...
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: kantseeback on June 07, 2019, 06:13:50 AM
does a bear shit in the woods?
if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around does it make a noise?
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: PIGLAND on June 07, 2019, 07:34:55 AM
Favorite wrastler?
What say you PiG...
chief jay strongbow
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Post by: Superfecta on June 07, 2019, 08:21:16 AM
Will the Bongiorno family spend anytime in jail ?
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Post by: McGIBBS on June 07, 2019, 09:14:47 AM
 WHO IS THE NEXT TO GET BANDED FROM PLOP?
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Post by: Field_In_Motion on June 07, 2019, 09:40:37 AM
chief jay strongbow

I THINK IT WAS MORE LIKE THE BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN
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Post by: kantseeback on June 07, 2019, 10:02:55 AM
chief jay strongbow

 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1

my favorite wrestling manager was the wizard of wrestling with his turban and sunglasses always threatening mcmahon
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Post by: shuffledagain on June 07, 2019, 10:22:50 AM
Y?
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Post by: Fatboy on June 07, 2019, 11:35:56 AM
does a bear shit in the woods?
if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around does it make a noise?

IT IS CERTAIN
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: PIGLAND on June 07, 2019, 02:11:07 PM
Will the Bongiorno family spend anytime in jail ?
every bettor hopes so
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Post by: Zoooooming By! on June 07, 2019, 05:41:25 PM
OK PIGLAND.

With all the PLOPPERS on here, Why not start a Partnership Stable (HORSE PLOPPERS LLC)?

And if this became, who would you want to train?
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: Bernie Madoff on June 07, 2019, 05:53:56 PM
Trainer Ron Burke. Drivers Dave Palone and Trace Tetrick.  ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: Fatboy on June 07, 2019, 07:08:14 PM
why did you take my post down on who would be the next one to be banned on this site?????????????????


You run all of this racial garbage and then dismiss or hide my post............. .....

WAIT TILL U SEE THE SCRANTON SPECIAL
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: John1417 on June 07, 2019, 08:15:22 PM
This topic is great Pigland.
Where did you get the idea for it ?
 ;D ;D
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Post by: PIGLAND on June 07, 2019, 10:12:40 PM
This topic is great Pigland.
Where did you get the idea for it ?
 ;D ;D
thank you
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: John1417 on June 07, 2019, 10:41:46 PM
thank you
How did I hit that $75 exacta at the Daytona Beach Dog track in the 15th race last night ?
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Post by: John1417 on June 07, 2019, 10:42:31 PM
Will we have world piece ?
Title: Re: JUST ASK PIGLAND
Post by: PIGLAND on June 07, 2019, 11:07:29 PM
How did I hit that $75 exacta at the Daytona Beach Dog track in the 15th race last night ?
your birthday number won
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