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Title: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: Barnet Garnsdale on August 10, 2018, 08:53:58 AM
 it's sad tome that there were six major
trotting stakes, on the hambo card none of which was won by an American-born
trainer or driver. In all there were nine major races Tim
Tetrick was the only winning driver born in the U.S .This is
really nothing new because the great generation of the
Meadowlands had Campbell, Lachance, and O'Donnell  all
Canadian born  running the show.
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: wiggles44 on August 10, 2018, 09:04:01 AM
 11.wj
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: Joe Dirt on August 10, 2018, 09:05:34 AM
 AMERICANS , BOB BELCHER BEING AN EXAMPLE, WOULD RATHER CHEAT AND WIN A 4 CLAIMER WHERE THERE IS LIMITED TESTING, THAN RACE STEAKS WHERE YOU MAY HAVE TO BE IN DETENTION FOR 24 HOURS AND HAVE TO PAY SOMEONE TO WATCH YOUR HORSE
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: The Exporter on August 10, 2018, 09:50:10 AM
Walk proud My Frog. Yes, many of the greatest harness horsemen hail from north of the border. So do the most infamous creeps, criminals and thieves.
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: bigwrench on August 10, 2018, 12:40:01 PM
But everybody on here cries how crooked
The Woodbine/Mohawk
Circuit is,,,,
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: Bernie Madoff on August 10, 2018, 12:50:04 PM
Everybody says every racetrack is crooked.
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: TheGrimReaper on August 10, 2018, 05:58:08 PM
Canadians have the great harness drivers......'Merica got Trump.......advan tage Canada.....Je Me Souviens.....
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: Bacchus on August 10, 2018, 09:19:05 PM
Canadians have the great harness drivers......'Merica got Trump.......advan tage Canada.....Je Me Souviens.....
You guys can keep socialism I’ll keep trump and at the end of the day you guys will run out of other peoples money to spend
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: Powerful Patricks Ghost on August 10, 2018, 10:07:00 PM
Canadians are great at excelling in irrelevant sports
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: helpplease on August 11, 2018, 10:03:04 AM
You guys can keep socialism I’ll keep trump and at the end of the day you guys will run out of other peoples money to spend

Did Trump just give our farmers 12 billion?
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: Stan durbread on August 11, 2018, 03:00:35 PM
Farmers feed cities , welfare recipients feed drug cartels!!
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: pumpy on August 11, 2018, 08:10:10 PM
I agree mike. When trump gets done putting the wood to that little faggot pres of Canada he will come crawling back with a face full of trump cum begging for a trade deal. Any of you Canada queers care to make a wager who wins the trade war between U.S. And Canada. The morning line is 1/9 on trump 1000/1 on fag boy. But even money he will be sucking trumps cock ngc3
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: spaheaven on August 11, 2018, 09:37:01 PM
Because real horseman race thoroughbreds for 10x the money.   Duh....
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: TheGrimReaper on August 11, 2018, 09:38:02 PM
Comrade Trump is increasing federal spending (and the budget deficit) at a rate faster than President Obama (try googling that all Trump ass kissers on here).  Canada's PM is articulate and called out the Saud's for the barbarous treatment of dissent.  Comrade Trump kissed Putin's ass in public for all the world to see.  Canadian women are prettier, better in the sack, than most American trailer park trash found at the tracks.  Melania is from Slovenia, odds are 1/9 she dumps old comb over as soon as you guys vote him out in 2020 and yes I'll take bets on that, Canadian money only, yours isn't going to be worth the paper it's printed on soon.  No use discussing Canadian history here, it's obvious most here don't even understand American history......
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: pumpy on August 12, 2018, 12:03:55 AM
Hey numb nuts have you checked out your currency value compared to ours. Here , I will explain it real sloooow so even a Canada retard can understand. Your Canada dollar is worth 70 cents. Got it dummy. Any more questions? If not go back to pumping your boyfriend
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: Hot Hands on August 12, 2018, 02:47:07 PM
these dumb ass egotistical Canadian fucks crack me up on here and in person. they have such a chip on there shoulder because they suck and they no it. half of there illiterate population lives in Florida until there bacon fat ass's have to go back for health care.
lets see ill take Brian Sears and David Miller on the driver side and the 2 trainers with most wins in harness racing history Ron Burke and Virgil Morgan jr
good luck you Canadian dildo
and tell those skanky Canadian girls to shower and shave there arm pits
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: Cog on August 12, 2018, 03:06:51 PM
The Canadian head of state is the Queen of England, a hereditary monarch, nice little vestige there.  Justin Trudeau was a bar bouncer and his dad was a pal o' Castro.  Kweebek almost ditched the Dominion in '95, Parizeau classily blaming "money and the ethnic vote" for the squeaker win for the "stay" faction.  Last North American country to declare martial law was... yep, Canada.  Margaret Atwood is a nut and Alice Munro is unreadable. The level of general antipathy between TO and TROC is amusingly unimaginable to most Americans.

But the place does have a great anthem, and Harper is missed.

Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: Cog on August 12, 2018, 04:18:25 PM
Apparently the run-on sentence is grammatical in the Dominion.  Py yiminy.  :P
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: Barnet Garnsdale on August 12, 2018, 04:43:30 PM
MORE PROOF ON THE TOPIC TODAY AT TIOGO


RACE 8 - Tioga Downs - NY - August 12, 2018 *** UNOFFICIAL RESULTS *** 
 
 Conditions: Joie De Vie Open Mares Entry Fee: $3017.86   
 Gait: Trot     Purse: $141,000     Class: JOIEDEVIE     Distance: 1 Mile     Track Cond: FT     Temp-Allow: 76-0     Off Time: 3:19 PM
 

HN  Horse  PP  1/4  1/2  3/4  Str  Finish Actual LQ Odds  Driver  Trainer

 
5  Dream Together  5  2/1H  3/3  4/3H  4/3H  1/HD 1:53.1  28.2  13.80   Bob McClure  Luc Blais
   
7  Emoticon Hanover  7  8/10Q  9/8  8°°/6Q  5/4H  2/HD 1:53.1  27.4  15.30   Daniel Dube  Luc Blais
   
1  Hannelore Hanover  1  3/3Q  1/1H  1/1T  1/2  3/1 1:53.2  29.1  *0.30   Yannick Gingras  Ron Burke
 
 
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: Bernie Madoff on August 12, 2018, 05:07:01 PM
Apparently the run-on sentence is grammatical in the Dominion.  Py yiminy.  :P






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Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: Cog on August 12, 2018, 05:11:44 PM
One must of course mention such noted Canadian greats as Carmine Abbatiello, Ted Wing, George Sholty, John Patterson (Sr. and Jr.), Butch Paisley, etc.  Bunch o' Newfies, I think there, eh?

Meanwhile, in sports that people actually still follow, it seems that no Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup for over 20 years.   :P
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: pumpy on August 12, 2018, 08:09:34 PM
I had a Canadian tell me he was going to sue me.... I told him to suck my dick...he thought I wanted to settle out of court..his name was Justin trueblow ngc3
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: TheGrimReaper on August 12, 2018, 08:52:07 PM
The Canadian head of state is the Queen of England, a hereditary monarch, nice little vestige there.  Justin Trudeau was a bar bouncer and his dad was a pal o' Castro.  Kweebek almost ditched the Dominion in '95, Parizeau classily blaming "money and the ethnic vote" for the squeaker win for the "stay" faction.  Last North American country to declare martial law was... yep, Canada.  Margaret Atwood is a nut and Alice Munro is unreadable. The level of general antipathy between TO and TROC is amusingly unimaginable to most Americans.

But the place does have a great anthem, and Harper is missed.

The US head of state is a moron, sexual deviate, bankruptcy specialist and has a head of hair that would embarrass a monkey.  He is a unabashed admirer of Vladimir Putin......a commies commie, KGB henchman.  Soon the special counsel gonna nail his ass.......your president started with daddy’s million and filed bankruptcy numerous time....yeah “grab em by the pussy” classy sort eh.    US gave the world Charlie Manson, harness greats like Eric Ledford, training wonders like Bobby Sumner ( btw Ted Wing is from Maine but you are forgiven many think it’s part of Canada) and all those kneeling football greats.  Our anthem does sound good, Ottawa is safe ( how bout those white supremacists in DC today eh....classy bunch no).....I’ll take a Canadian beer over your piss beer any day, Nova Scotia lobster ( home of Joe O’Brien), and Wayne Gretzky made Edmonton proud.  Canada.....they way America hopes to be....
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: Cog on August 12, 2018, 09:08:47 PM
Trump has declared personal bankruptcy exactly ZERO times.

Trump loves Putin so much his military has killed Putin's mercenaries in Syria, but you didn't know that, more's the pity.

As for embarrassing friends, have someone close to you tell you who the guy with the cane was:

(https://i2.wp.com/www.junobeach.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/events_eve_aggression_3.jpg)

Hint:  he wasn't American.

The "white supremacists" who were supposed to swarm DC were about (wait for it...) 20-25 in number.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/12/white-supremacist-rally-unite-the-right-washington-dc

As for white supremacy, how many non-pallid PMs has the diseased Dominion had?  Show your work.

Herve and Henri Filion were of course exemplars of rectitude and honesty, by jings.  American lads, were they?

Ottawa is second-rate all the way and looks like Utica NY, albeit with annoying traffic jams on Bank St.  Even the dopey Sens don't play there.
 
As for Nova Scotia, it is the home of... well, Sidney Crosby, but Joe O'Brien was from PEI.

But, again, your anthem is good. Take heart.
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: joemomma on August 13, 2018, 12:31:33 AM
Canada is the 51st state. Its nothing without the USA!!!
Title: Re: WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?
Post by: Powerful Patricks Ghost on August 13, 2018, 12:33:16 AM
  ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 You have the gall to call Canadians illiterate and yet you rednecks can't put a meaningful sentence together and let's not forget the atrocious spelling, try their and know you dumb ass, back to school for you.

says the guy with a gigantic run-on sentence...
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