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Title: I want to beard
Post by: spaheaven on July 20, 2018, 02:57:31 PM
Have no training experience but I'm more than willing to beard for someone until we get caught, let me know.
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: LUCPARK on July 20, 2018, 02:58:22 PM
I JUST SHAVED MY BEARD OFF,,

HAD IT FOR 4 DAYS,,\

ITCHIE AND SNARLIE LOOKIN

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Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: London on July 20, 2018, 02:58:30 PM
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Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: LUCPARK on July 20, 2018, 03:13:16 PM
You started it the day after the sale?
Our photo on Sunday shows clean shaven.

YEAH SUNDAY NIGHT RIGHT AFTER I GOT KICKED OFF THE PLANE ASK JENNIFER LARRY CLASSIC STORY TRUE TO tmbz1 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: MR.DALRAE on July 20, 2018, 04:04:21 PM
YEAH SUNDAY NIGHT RIGHT AFTER I GOT KICKED OFF THE PLANE ASK JENNIFER LARRY CLASSIC STORY TRUE TO tmbz1 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3

YOU CANT GET CHILDS FARE EVEN THO YOU MEET HEIGHT REQUIREMENT
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: slivercharm on July 20, 2018, 06:16:02 PM
I think I lost her number when Jen B gave me hers.    ngc3

See a pharmacist before you call her please
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: Indian24 on July 20, 2018, 06:20:23 PM
I JUST SHAVED MY BEARD OFF,,

HAD IT FOR 4 DAYS,,\

ITCHIE AND SNARLIE LOOKIN

 tmbz1
Luc you cant grow facial hair quit fucking around  73cv.2 The guy just wants to be a beard that's all  ngc3
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: LUCPARK on July 20, 2018, 07:09:38 PM
Luc you cant grow facial hair quit fucking around  73cv.2 The guy just wants to be a beard that's all  ngc3

I misunderstood ;D
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: MR.DALRAE on July 20, 2018, 08:15:32 PM
I THINK INDIAN WANTS TO SHAVE YOU
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: Fatboy on July 20, 2018, 08:24:49 PM
I THINK INDIAN WANTS TO SHAVE YOU

HE SAID SUCK A COCK DURING 69 AND U WILL HAVE A BEARD
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: MR.DALRAE on July 20, 2018, 09:37:29 PM
NOT ME JUNIOR
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: joemomma on July 21, 2018, 12:02:59 AM
I'd beard for josh marks in aug for 5%. It would probably last a month till we blew up the box.
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: MR.DALRAE on July 21, 2018, 12:14:50 AM
I'd beard for josh marks in aug for 5%. It would probably last a month till we blew up the box.

Seems about normal shelf life
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: viking55 on July 21, 2018, 11:53:16 AM
The opportunities for "beards" is endless. BUT the main one is a code of silence. Meaning you would have to keep your mouth shut. Posting here is a SURE way to eliminate any possibility of a decent chance at that type job. If you can't be trusted to keep stuff off the internet, surely you couldn't be trusted to keep your job duties quiet. Those trainers who need a "beard" look for QUIET people or people they know who can be trusted to keep quiet. But if you ask around the right people, there might be a chance.  ;D
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: Fatboy on July 21, 2018, 11:55:24 AM
The opportunities for "beards" is endless. BUT the main one is a code of silence. Meaning you would have to keep your mouth shut. Posting here is a SURE way to eliminate any possibility of a decent chance at that type job. If you can't be trusted to keep stuff off the internet, surely you couldn't be trusted to keep your job duties quiet. Those trainers who need a "beard" look for QUIET people or people they know who can be trusted to keep quiet. But if you ask around the right people, there might be a chance.  ;D

AND BE READY TO TAKE THE FALL FOR A WHOLE STRING OP POSITIVES
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: viking55 on July 21, 2018, 01:36:52 PM
AND BE READY TO TAKE THE FALL FOR A WHOLE STRING OP POSITIVES


If you're not into harness racing, who cares? Take the money and run. Just get the money up front and quickly. Taking the fall is what beards do. The original trainer HAD to have positives already. Notice the word positives. Meaning plural. A successful trainer who juices is NOT going to become a lousy trainer who doesn't juice. Give me $10,000 cash up front and go juice whatever you want until I get caught. Then I walk away. Guy walks away with a decent amount of money for doing nothing but taking out a license. Doesn't the trainer of record also get 5% at most tracks taken out of the purse money? And I doubt ALL of the horses listing him would test positive anyway. Not bad.
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: Fatboy on July 21, 2018, 01:46:56 PM

If you're not into harness racing, who cares? Take the money and run. Just get the money up front and quickly. Taking the fall is what beards do. The original trainer HAD to have positives already. Notice the word positives. Meaning plural. A successful trainer who juices is NOT going to become a lousy trainer who doesn't juice. Give me $10,000 cash up front and go juice whatever you want until I get caught. Then I walk away. Guy walks away with a decent amount of money for doing nothing but taking out a license. Doesn't the trainer of record also get 5% at most tracks taken out of the purse money? And I doubt ALL of the horses listing him would test positive anyway. Not bad.

AND SOMETIMES THEY TAKE AN AMBITIOUS YOUNG KID WHO IS DUMBER THAN STRAW AND PAY HIM NOTHING BUT A FEW EXTRA DOLLARS A WEEK. IT HAPPENED TO ME.
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: viking55 on July 21, 2018, 03:01:30 PM
That happens a lot. The problem with that is that they have to know nothing about what is happening. Because if they get scared, they will tell everything they know or at least think. If they like harness racing, they will be intimidated by the interviews and hearings and being afraid of what the "officials" tell them, excuse me, threaten them with, they will more than sing like a songbird.
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: Fatboy on July 21, 2018, 03:05:30 PM
That happens a lot. The problem with that is that they have to know nothing about what is happening. Because if they get scared, they will tell everything they know or at least think. If they like harness racing, they will be intimidated by the interviews and hearings and being afraid of what the "officials" tell them, excuse me, threaten them with, they will more than sing like a songbird.

IT'S EASY IF THEY THINK YOU ARE DUMB AND CLEAN CUT
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: spaheaven on July 22, 2018, 06:10:42 PM
I can be found at yonkers, either playing the family guy slot machine or in the race teletheatre.  Im usually the only one willing to pay the $5.  Just give me a quick tutorial on syringe usage and im good to go.
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: Fatboy on July 22, 2018, 06:33:24 PM
haha fatty


ASK AROUND
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: viking55 on July 22, 2018, 07:28:49 PM
I can be found at yonkers, either playing the family guy slot machine or in the race teletheatre.  Im usually the only one willing to pay the $5.  Just give me a quick tutorial on syringe usage and im good to go.


It's easy. YOU will know nothing about what's REALLY going on. They won't take a chance on someone they don't know well being able to rat them out. They will get you a trainers license. It's pretty easy. Show up when they tell you, once a week is good. Do NOT ask any questions. Take the money when you pay you. ALWAYS get cash. And NEVER fall for the "I'll catch you up next week" BS. You never know when the hammer will fall.
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: Fatboy on July 22, 2018, 08:04:35 PM
It's easy. YOU will know nothing about what's REALLY going on. They won't take a chance on someone they don't know well being able to rat them out. They will get you a trainers license. It's pretty easy. Show up when they tell you, once a week is good. Do NOT ask any questions. Take the money when you pay you. ALWAYS get cash. And NEVER fall for the "I'll catch you up next week" BS. You never know when the hammer will fall.

HOW ABOUT "DO WHAT WE TELL YOU TO DO, OR FIND ANOTHER JOB" AND THEY ARE FAMILY?
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: viking55 on July 22, 2018, 08:23:23 PM
HOW ABOUT "DO WHAT WE TELL YOU TO DO, OR FIND ANOTHER JOB" AND THEY ARE FAMILY?

That works too. But my reply was to the guy who didn't appear to have any ties to harness racing other than through the grandstand.
Title: Re: I want to beard
Post by: Fatboy on July 22, 2018, 08:55:20 PM
That works too. But my reply was to the guy who didn't appear to have any ties to harness racing other than through the grandstand.

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