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(1) DOUGEEE says I suck. He wrong. And at least I give analysis.
(2) I'm goin Thursday to lay a $100.00 on the RAVINS to win AFC championship. They at +550. Thought about the CHARGERS at higher odds but they never seem to get job done. RAVINS have a easy schedule,and should get a bye in playoffs. So lookin at 2 games for them and hopefully home field advantage. Which means cold weather for warm weather opponent.
(3) will see when me start,most liklely next Sunday. Intend to destroy. TRUMP the LAZY ASS DRAFT DODGIN FAT FUC will rely on all his A_! data centers that destroyin all electric and water in USA. And got to love the FUCKIN MANIACS round up. KILL all WILD HORSES,send them to SLAUGHTER HOUSES.
BY the way: IS the fat FUCKIN DRAFT DODGIN POS gonna eat BIG MACS from DONALDS if the imported beef be from the CONGO. As the FAT FUCKIN BLIMP ASSHOLE refuses to say where all this imported beef coming from.
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(1) DOUGEEE says I suck. He wrong. And at least I give analysis.
(2) I'm goin Thursday to lay a $100.00 on the RAVINS to win AFC championship. They at +550. Thought about the CHARGERS at higher odds but they never seem to get job done. RAVINS have a easy schedule,and should get a bye in playoffs. So lookin at 2 games for them and hopefully home field advantage. Which means cold weather for warm weather opponent.
(3) will see when me start,most liklely next Sunday. Intend to destroy. TRUMP the LAZY ASS DRAFT DODGIN FAT FUC will rely on all his A_! data centers that destroyin all electric and water in USA. And got to love the FUCKIN MANIACS round up. KILL all WILD HORSES,send them to SLAUGHTER HOUSES.
BY the way: IS the fat FUCKIN DRAFT DODGIN POS gonna eat BIG MACS from DONALDS if the imported beef be from the CONGO. As the FAT FUCKIN BLIMP ASSHOLE refuses to say where all this imported beef coming from.
Good luck John!
Would love to talk with you this week, miss ya bro!
Can't blame you for dropping "(3)" here, what the numbnuts did in this mofo! ;D
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(1) DOUGEEE says I suck. He wrong. And at least I give analysis.
(2) I'm goin Thursday to lay a $100.00 on the RAVINS to win AFC championship. They at +550. Thought about the CHARGERS at higher odds but they never seem to get job done. RAVINS have a easy schedule,and should get a bye in playoffs. So lookin at 2 games for them and hopefully home field advantage. Which means cold weather for warm weather opponent.
(3) will see when me start,most liklely next Sunday. Intend to destroy. TRUMP the LAZY ASS DRAFT DODGIN FAT FUC will rely on all his A_! data centers that destroyin all electric and water in USA. And got to love the FUCKIN MANIACS round up. KILL all WILD HORSES,send them to SLAUGHTER HOUSES.
BY the way: IS the fat FUCKIN DRAFT DODGIN POS gonna eat BIG MACS from DONALDS if the imported beef be from the CONGO. As the FAT FUCKIN BLIMP ASSHOLE refuses to say where all this imported beef coming from.
Let's see how you do this season JF! I will wish you luck!
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By thee way.
JOHN FRANK ARMY dooes not bet the individual games that he will be posting. His only real bet will be on RAVINS future.
Anyone with any marbles left in their skulls,can see why. You root for RAVINS the whole season and root for other teams to lose.Gives one the enjoyment of watching the whole season.
I will say one more thing: If one can enter a last team standing pool,that another way to possibly make some moola without losing a fortune as season progresses.
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Ravens could/should get off to a fast start. I bet them to be the last team to record a loss.
Or they could lose week 1 ;D
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I didn't bet the Ravens week 1 but I did bet the Jets +3 a couple of weeks ago.That's all I bet have so far.
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It pains me to say this JFA..
Good luck!!
I am a diehard Steelers fan
I cannot root for Baltimore
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Hump day kickoff.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yror3B6aG0s
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JT. You see how this works. Your rootin for your home team.
I have to say this about STEELERS. ARRON. The man is a old wreck. The game has passed him. I know he re-uniting with MC'CARTHEY. But the arrogant ROGERS for 4th year in a row (first 2 refusing to report to camp until 12st regular season game and last 2,refusing to even participate in practice,let alone a pre-season game. HIM goin: I'M the GREATEST and need no practice. WHOM DO THAT REMIND ONE OF. And TO TOP IT OFF, HE LOVES THE INSANE FUC. He got NO offensive line. He gonna get crushed and every time he throws a pass,and either the reciever ain't no where were he throws or receiver drops thee pass he be screaming at officials for pass interverance. I'd be surprized if STEELERS make playoffs. And the only reason they did last to years was because their opponent in last 2 years had already clinched a playoff spot and sat all their starters.It gonna be a LONG season for the STEEL.
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JT. You see how this works. Your rootin for your home team.
I have to say this about STEELERS. ARRON. The man is a old wreck. The game has passed him. I know he re-uniting with MC'CARTHEY. But the arrogant ROGERS for 4th year in a row (first 2 refusing to report to camp until 12st regular season game and last 2,refusing to even participate in practice,let alone a pre-season game. HIM goin: I'M the GREATEST and need no practice. WHOM DO THAT REMIND ONE OF. And TO TOP IT OFF, HE LOVES THE INSANE FUC. He got NO offensive line. He gonna get crushed and every time he throws a pass,and either the reciever ain't no where were he throws or receiver drops thee pass he be screaming at officials for pass interverance. I'd be surprized if STEELERS make playoffs. And the only reason they did last to years was because their opponent in last 2 years had already clinched a playoff spot and sat all their starters.It gonna be a LONG season for the STEEL.
Agree with almost everything JFA tmbz1
I predict a l 9-8 record for my STEELERS
Offensive line isn't horrible.. not great either, I'd say average
The o-line is very young
I'm glad Tomlin is gone, he is a great coach, but his message had grown stale
Unfortunately A-Rod is our only qb..we have no choice.
Ever since Big Ben retired, Pittsburgh has been in qb purgatory
Good luck with any other bets you do this year tmbz1
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Pics for week (1).
3 games. All playing the UNDER at 47.
(1) RAVINS/COLTS
(2) BEARS/PANTHERS
(3) CARDINALS/CHARGERS
Let there be nuttin but low scoring.
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I didn't bet the Ravens week 1 but I did bet the Jets +3 a couple of weeks ago.That's all I bet have so far.
Thay worked out
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Not bad,terry.
JOHN FRANK ARMY will bet tonights game.
After all the scorin SUNDAY,I will again take the UNDER in TONIGHT game DETROIT/BUFFALO. That be under 54.5
Current record.....1-2
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I don't bet many props but let's try Addison over 37.5 yards receiving
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Current record.....1-3
Lets start with all this offensive nonsense. No one plays in pre-season and it shows on DEFENCE. Out of shape FUCS. And I like this shit. JOHN FRANK ARMY has done most all drugs in he lifetime. HE missed 2. Never done fentenal,and who the fuc ever heard of this second one. SMELLIN SALTS. I thought you give this when a person feints and did not know it a stimulant.But here you BUFFALO QB usin it all the time. Reminds one of WALTER PAYTON who went into his garage to suck up the shit DENTISTS give to patients who want to be knocked out rather than have novocaine. Anyhow lets proceed to meeesssees selections for tomorrow.
Here we go.
PACKERS.....-3.5
VIKINS.....+4.5
SEATLE.....-3.5
DALLAS.....-3.5
And WHAT the FUC.
Lets do this.
BEARS/VIKINS.....Under 48.5
I hope everyone ain't snortin SMELLIN SALTS.
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By the way. ROOT for NORTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY at 9PM tonight plainin ARIZONA.
HOPE they not lose by 50.
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NIU may struggle to win 2 games. They should have stayed in the MAC.
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This was fun while it lasted
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I'ss gonna play tonights game.
Current record: 5-4
So tee GIANTS fying croos-county to play yee RAMS. MEMBER last week. RAMS flew to AUSSIE land the day before game. NINERS went a week before. JOHN FRANK ARMY know a little about time travel,but not as much as ENSTEIN. Unless one doin smellin salts like ALLEN non-stop one goin be tired with time changes. Is that the same as SHIFT CHANGERS. I'ss follow football and I gots no idea who this GIANT QB,BE. I do know MATTHEW and I'm trying not to confuse him with the one married to whoever. This game reeks of VICTORY:RAMS. More so: SLAUGHTER. SO,therefore,I will proceed.
Tonights wagers.
RAMS.....-6.5
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Current record. 6-4
Weeses gonna play this Thursday night footsie game, even though it on PRIME and no one can watch. FUC the BILLIOONAIRE owners and their fuckin GREED. Soon every game will be a PAY-FOR-VIEW.
So lets analize this mess. PACK been blowin so far.But it there first home of season. Speakin of BLOWIN,tee FALCONS are the epitome of it. But they gettin their QB back who has not played since Nov of last year. That won't help. Is he roosty. The line has dropped drastically because of this. What minds in VEGAS came up with this. When I lived in VEGAS many years back,I used to go to the STARDUST early mornins for COLLEGE B-BALL. Used to be 10 stations to bet and heavy bettors had to draw to get first crack at the line to bet. They would swing the odds. It was interesting to see the swing and who the FUC they bettin on. It like they already had inside INFO.
Anyhoo: The drooopppin line don't got JOHN FRANK ARMY fooled: GREEN BAY rolls,ain't that correct BILLY BOY.
ME selection.....
GREEN BAY.....-4.5
JOHN FRANK ARMY must say one more tin:
So as usual he tunes to LYIN FOX and FRIENDS in the mornin. And there SPORTS MORON is BRIAN the total unco-ordinated IDIOT.
The FUC should only be allowed to comment on a QUEERS MARBLES tournament.
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Current record. 6-5
Lets go thru this mess. Ravins losing at home last week. Say it ain't so. Packers slaughtered Thursday. Packer fans know becomin MIAMI fans.
So let JOHN FRANK ARMY make this weeks disastrois selections.
(1) PANTHERS/BROWNS.....Over 42.5
One has to choose over or under total,don't one. Both QB'S to this point like to throw. Please lets not have 10 interceptions in end zone for both sides.
(2) BENGALS.....-3.5
This should be last game for AARON. It time for him to change diapers with his mysterious wife.
(3) VIKINS.....-1.5
I'ss already forgot who they playin. Think it outside. Also tink it be rainin. Are they allowed to bring that guy who blows that huge extended horn to away game. And
now me thinks they SHIT-CANNED him last year. And I personnally think that real VIKINS never had a horn that long. They liked to just scream and batter shields
when approchin before attackin.
(4) RAVINS -3.5
Always like games in BRAZIL. Especially in RIO. With the field bein like a lady's mud wrestlin event,maybe they will show the lady's in their beach attiire in the
polluted atlantic.
(5) EAGLES.....-3.5
How many QB'S can a team have on roster. Wait the STEELERS have 4. Thee BEARS have 3 and 2 be injured. Bodes well for the +MONSTERS OF THE MIDWAY+.
If they play BAGENT comin out of concussion protocall,he will have his BRAINS BASHED IN,and and spend the rest of his days in a nursing home. That leaves CASE
who has not played in 3 years. That should work. EAGLES should honestly be -20.
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Current record. 6-5
Lets go thru this mess. Ravins losing at home last week. Say it ain't so. Packers slaughtered Thursday. Packer fans know becomin MIAMI fans.
So let JOHN FRANK ARMY make this weeks disastrois selections.
(1) PANTHERS/BROWNS.....Over 42.5
One has to choose over or under total,don't one. Both QB'S to this point like to throw. Please lets not have 10 interceptions in end zone for both sides.
(2) BENGALS.....-3.5
This should be last game for AARON. It time for him to change diapers with his mysterious wife.
(3) VIKINS.....-1.5
I'ss already forgot who they playin. Think it outside. Also tink it be rainin. Are they allowed to bring that guy who blows that huge extended horn to away game. And
now me thinks they SHIT-CANNED him last year. And I personnally think that real VIKINS never had a horn that long. They liked to just scream and batter shields
when approchin before attackin.
(4) RAVINS -3.5
Always like games in BRAZIL. Especially in RIO. With the field bein like a lady's mud wrestlin event,maybe they will show the lady's in their beach attiire in the
polluted atlantic.
(5) EAGLES.....-3.5
How many QB'S can a team have on roster. Wait the STEELERS have 4. Thee BEARS have 3 and 2 be injured. Bodes well for the +MONSTERS OF THE MIDWAY+.
If they play BAGENT comin out of concussion protocall,he will have his BRAINS BASHED IN,and and spend the rest of his days in a nursing home. That leaves CASE
who has not played in 3 years. That should work. EAGLES should honestly be -20.
Good luck today!
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Current record. 7-9
Just when one thinks thins could not get worse,here comes tonights THURSDAY Football.
I thoroughly enjoyed last MONDAY NIGHT . I'ss got the EAGLES winning by 20 and they lose by same. Maybe VIC FANGIO can explain to me losin to a 3rd string qb who just throws girlsy short passes and his defence can not adjust. LUNANCY.
Speakin of LUNACY,JOHN FRANK ARMY gonna play tonight.
STEELERS/BROWNS.....Over 38.5
HERE we go. Sumone should lose and yet the NFL and OFFICIALS on field will most likly make the game a tie in overtime.
How many times tonight is newely wed gonna complain to officials. More important. How long will this marriage last. And how many patches of LIDOCAIN will the obnoxious fuc be wearin tonight. Then there the DOG POUND. How long will it take for DRUNKIN FANS to turn on BROWNS.
I'ss really don't care about thee game. RAVINS sunday will slaugter and gain possion of first.
THE temp be 78 there for tonight game. NO RAIN. I ask. HOW CAN these 2 teams not score 39.
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Current record. 8-9.
Took Sunday off. Did not like any game and I'sss needed a break also. It was like one being shot in NAM,buys one own troops. I must settle down. And I haves.
Tonights game.
FALCONS/SAINTS.....Over 47.5
Has anyone given any thought to nuclear FOX studios. Did anyone watch this mornins SHIT with the DOOCY/HANNITY walk interview. If HANNNOOOTY was not high on AMPHETIMINES,then JOHN FRANK ARMY can say he never did a drug in he lifetime. The grade school graduate and that the extent of his education could not even respond to questions. He spendin his whole time just lookin around for protection. And they be there. Fucs shooooin everyone and throwin them out of way. Joggers,peoples walkin casually,and bompin pigions were all chased away. Proteck me he was displayin. And nows me watchin the IDIOT MARTHA. SHE interviewin EL-SAYED and wants to cut him down by askin questions and then never let the guy answer. I loved this one: Your a CATHOLIC right and she goes your in minority. The TRUE religion is EVANGELICASIM. HOW NUTS is FOX. Everyone just saw with that pronouncement. Time for ROCKET BOY to sent that missle and destroy that network.
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Current record. 9-9
This game tonight is one where a individual should just watch and not pic.
But since I can't watch,since it on PRIME,one do not have to suffer thru this matchup. I would suggest everysone watch the INDIAN/WHITE STOCKINS game as everyone can watch for free.
So lets make a prediction on this mess.
Gonna see tee COWBOYS FANS lovin this game and theys might be bettin it also. Me thinks they the only ones bettin as every thin is SKEWED.
MY lousy pics here.
DALLAS......-9.5
DALLAS/BUCS.....Under 48.5
Speakin of free TV. TRUMP and his RAPIST buddy the PANCAKE FLIPPER have decided to publicaly show the execaqution of the ARAB MAJOR who killed 13 on STREAMIN TV. They said it time everyone gets to watch by FIRING SQUAD. This should be entertaining. They publically denounce IRAN public executions and here they go.
And anyone catch the VIDIO of TATOO BOY trying to run on a track with AEMY RECRUITES. Him TATOOES must have been weighin the RAPIST down. He dead last and looks like the BRAGGERT can't even do his own requirement SHIT. One would think he runnin up the biggest DRAG ASS HILL,but the FUCKIN DRUNK was runnin on a flat track with his WHORE WIFE encoragin the RAPIST on.
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Current record. 10-10.
Todays games.
STEELERS.....-2.5
RAIDERS/PATRIOTS.....Under 45.5
BEARS/PACKERS.....Under 45.5
FALCONS.....-3
No time today to leave comments.Will do tomorrow for Monday night football. They will be long. Don't lose interest.
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Current record. 12-12
I'ss bets against me RAVINS,as I thought they sure lose. Worked out thought as RAVINS win and take top spot for me futures bet and take top spot. Long way to go.
Tonight bet.
RAMS.....-3
This comment might take a-while and I'sss might have to do a TOOOO BEEEE CONNTIIINNNUUUED.
But lets go: SNL.
So they did the skit on PANCAKE FLIPPER.
They have the FLIPPER with a a ammunition belt loaded full with "FIREBALL CINNAMIN WHISKEY.
PANCAKE BOY: I.m honored to be here addressin you all at the dockin of the LINCOLN".
You all BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN. How are you all SAILORS doin tonight.
A sailor says,"WE BAD." Pancake say's : I hears AWESOME.
Tatoo goes: I could not be more proud of you all. Only 8 of you attemted suicide and 2 of you since I started talkin.
PANCAKE goes did you all see the new motto I made for the DOD.
A sailor asks,Ain't that the NAZI symbol. TATOO goes NO. it just look identical to it.
Then the flipper says: You know the only EAGLE you should be worried about is your MOM spread EAGLED on my BED right now.
Pretty much sums up the DOD and DRAFT DODGER. Both RAPISTS,ADULTEERES, THEIFS quite well.
OCT 7th. The draft DODGIN POS in TEXAS at the great TEXAS RALLY. The FUCKIN PIG while takin ripped the loudest fart picked up on his MICS in front of him. A whore that attends everyone of his rall's from his whore group from NORTH CAROLINA was standin to his right became physically ILLL from the smell and started pukin all over. And the whole audiance gouth the drift.
That you QUEER FUCKERS, that you elected. He your lovin PIG,is quite the guy.
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I did, he likes the Rams -3
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I did, he likes the Rams -3
be a good game. i like both qb's. could be a preview of this years super bowl
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current record. 12-13
One game only today. 2 plays though.
FALCONS.....+1.5
BEARS/FALCONS.....Under 51.5
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not good john. but neither were my jets 91zca.1
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Current record.12-15
Ya gets some cornerback who has been tendered by his own physicians,that he will never play in a NFL game ever again. Walaa he plays and sets NFL records,even thoug A-1 has come up with new records for everythin. Nice new miracle DRUGS everyone usin.
I must play tonight game. WHY.I ASK MESELF.
Is this just gonna be a FREE-FOR-ALL,where each team gonna have some time off till next game. Can DANIELS runnsie the PIG,make a difference. Do the 9'ERS just make sure they win at home to not dis-appoint there faithful. WHY don't the NFL just switch MOOONNDAY night games to AMAZON.
MEESSEES PEDICTION> SKINS/9'ers.....Under 51.5
Did I just not do this SUNDAY with teee BEARS. Watch the officials and their miraculious calls. Keep a eyeball out for suspicious penality calls as the fucs know how to swing outcome in their bettin favor.
HOWS this: DRAFT DODGIN RAPIST know says he in serious talks with XI and PUTIN to end war in ROOOSSIA and UKRAIN. UUUKRRAIIN not invited. Neither is the made up SHIT talks by the DRAFT DODGIN WALRUS,who just wants the market to increase. Wait: the fat fuc elephant signs a executive order sayin we goin concentrate on WOMENS HEALTH. What thee FUC is this. Take mooorress MAGNIZIUM and FIPPERS TESTESTEONE.
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I just bet Philadelphia to win the division at +700
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I just bet Philadelphia to win the division at +700
hurts is now out for the season
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That's why it's +700
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That's why it's +700
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Current record. 13-15
Got a lot of tins to say.but not right now.
I'll be explodin on NOV.4th.
Tonight: BEARS -3
BEARS/PATRIOTS.....Over 50.5