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Title: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: captaintreacherous on July 17, 2026, 03:07:49 PM
The Wedding Reception of Calwhoon and Lucparked

will be held in The Challedon Room at The Empress

Motel in Hoboken , NJ on August 25.




The respective  future husbands request all attendees to

wear rainbow armbands.



A March in the Local Gay Parade will follow...

and the Happy Couple request the presence of all

for COCKtails and Dinner at  " The Red Cock Inn"

@ 8 PM  in Passaic, NJ

The Guest MC will be Richard Simmons.

A Gay time is guaranteed for all.
Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: captaintreacherous on July 17, 2026, 03:18:41 PM
The parents of the happy duo are having

beautiful signs professionally embroidered with

Rainbow colors for the Gay Parade.


Each parent will carry a beautiful sign saying:



 "We are Proud of our Gay Son "




    God Bless the Happy Couple.

    Horseplop salutes you !
Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: Trigger on July 17, 2026, 03:28:32 PM
What do you have against gays?  ngc3

Just because Calhoun gets turned out here like a prison bottom bitch he has no say in his sexual preference  ngc3

Rocky on the other hand is good looking, refined, funny, loves his dogie Frankie  tmbz1 and his gf Jen!  tmbz1

I get a little tickle in my panties from him  ngc3

Outside of here he's a different guy, a man's man  ;D
Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: captaintreacherous on July 17, 2026, 03:35:16 PM
I love all Gay people ...and if you are Gay and Jewish


fagggedaboudit.


Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: Bitter Truth on July 17, 2026, 04:15:45 PM
And you're the one complaining about so many topics non-racing? Go start you website and go away. 11.wp
Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: captaintreacherous on July 17, 2026, 04:25:56 PM
Update: Latest Developing News


The Wedding may have to be postponed...until
a new Priest is found to oversee the Wedding.

It seems the Priest,who was to preside over the wedding 
of the well-known Horsesplop Couple has run into several obstacles as outlined below.
The Priest in question, was a lifelong friend of the loving
couple.


The Diocese of Buffalo is providing new details about a priest who was arrested on child sexual abuse charges.

Last week, federal agents arrested Fr. Jeffrey Nowak, 46, of Lackawanna, after they seized multiple devices inside his home that contained sexually explicit videos and pictures of children.

The breaking story has the wedding couple as well as
guests on edge.

And remember, all parties are  Innocent until found
guilty in a Court of Law...so we urge all Horseplop readers
to offer the couple privacy in these difficult times.

Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: Dingus on July 17, 2026, 04:29:26 PM
Oye, must be a slow day.
Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: captaintreacherous on July 17, 2026, 05:20:39 PM
Well wishes for the two lovebirds have been flowing in:


“Standing proud with the two of you in celebration of your marriage.”

Richard Moreau
10 Time Obrien Award Winner



“We love and support you, and we're so proud of you.”

 Nick Surick, Freehold's Leading Trainer


“Crying lots of proud and happy tears for you!”


  Dr. Seth Fishman

   


“Full of pride for the joyful, fun, loving, made-for-each-other couple you are.”


Jorge Navarro,  Monmouth Park's Top Trainer




All the Horseplop fraternity wish to extend their well
wishes on your upcoming marriage.

May God Bless












 
Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: Kirby's Ace on July 17, 2026, 05:24:58 PM
You're starting to sound like THT with his incoherent ramblings!

You need to earn your stripes here to play with the big boys
Come back when you get a couple thousand post
 and you might get some respect. 🙏

Thank you 😊
Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: Trigger on July 17, 2026, 05:28:00 PM
Calhoun cannot marry anyone else, that's BIGAMY on his b!tch Kirby's Ace  ngc3
Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: captaintreacherous on July 17, 2026, 05:31:13 PM
Our Horseplop Lovebirds will be Honeymooning

in Lisbon, Portugal !


at the World Famous          Villa3Caparica...

one of the most famous and ritziest Gay Mens resorts

in the world.


We at Horseplop, wish them a wonderful life together.


Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: Bitter Truth on July 17, 2026, 05:32:07 PM
Not sure what you are on Capt. Clearly more than weed. In my younger days I'd ask you to share.
Lightweight now. Just stay off the road dude.
Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: Trigger on July 17, 2026, 05:37:24 PM
Not sure what you are on Capt. Clearly more than weed. In my younger days I'd ask you to share.
Lightweight now. Just stay off the road dude.

F that j/o!

No Waitlist, tomorrow, 5/8's track, rail, 6-1ml, did your erection cause another eclipse  ngc3
Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: LUCPARK on July 17, 2026, 05:38:23 PM
And you're the one complaining about so many topics non-racing? Go start you website and go away. 11.wp

Myself and calhound are on his mind 24/7

He’s obcessed

I pay no mind

Now he’s starting junior high threads

Like calhound said.  HES DYING TO BR OUR PERSONAL PIGEON

BUT WE ALREADY JIM BAFIA
 
HES THE GREATEST  PIGEON OF ALL TIME

This crybaby Hebrew now upset and obcessed

We own this nitwit

We own his mind

 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3

Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: LUCPARK on July 17, 2026, 05:39:58 PM
F that j/o!

No Waitlist, tomorrow, 5/8's track, rail, 6-1ml, did your erection cause another eclipse  ngc3

My  ex partner  that horse

He’s got a decent shot  tmbz1

Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: Trigger on July 17, 2026, 05:44:23 PM
My  ex partner  that horse

He’s got a decent shot  tmbz1


Awesome  tmbz1

He can handle an off track too no problem.

His serious competition there were in an all out rumble.

His last race a cake walk, showed his heart too.



Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: LUCPARK on July 17, 2026, 05:45:20 PM
You're starting to sound like THT with his incoherent ramblings!

You need to earn your stripes here to play with the big boys
Come back when you get a couple thousand post
 and you might get some respect. 🙏

Thank you 😊

  ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: Bitter Truth on July 17, 2026, 05:51:54 PM
You are one of a handful Sweet that has even mentioned the Elims. Smoke is gonna be cleared out
for the most part. Pretty sure it's an open draw for the final. No need for anyone  except long-shots
to get too aggressive. That should play into our hands. Get our spot and ride along, finish strong
and be ready for the final. Actually sets up to be one of the better ones of recent memory.
Like most elims, BAD betting races. Too unpredictable. I don't look for much out of Mamba besides
settling in with the smallish field and finish strong. I don't think he is the one to beat on that track
in the final without a perfect cover trip. LOTS of early speed throughout, leaving him back without
the 7/8 stretch. Glad we have McNair. Don't let more than one go till they get seated.
Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: Trigger on July 17, 2026, 05:54:42 PM
You are one of a handful Sweet that has even mentioned the Elims. Smoke is gonna be cleared out
for the most part. Pretty sure it's an open draw for the final. No need for anyone  except long-shots
to get too aggressive. That should play into our hands. Get our spot and ride along, finish strong
and be ready for the final. Actually sets up to be one of the better ones of recent memory.
Like most elims, BAD betting races. Too unpredictable. I don't look for much out of Mamba besides
settling in with the smallish field and finish strong. I don't think he is the one to beat on that track
in the final without a perfect cover trip. LOTS of early speed throughout, leaving him back without
the 7/8 stretch. Glad we have McNair. Don't let more than one go till they get seated.

 tmbz1

Too much weather uncertainty everyf'ingwhere but No Waitlist is battle tested there, he's on my man, your baby!  ;D
Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: captaintreacherous on July 17, 2026, 07:48:43 PM
 Here at Horseplop we admire the

 " Lucky Love Couple "

  for coming out and standing up for Gay Rights....

   no matter what people think.....

   Remember Jesus loves us all.

 



Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: JT on July 17, 2026, 09:21:13 PM
You're starting to sound like THT with his incoherent ramblings!

You need to earn your stripes here to play with the big boys
Come back when you get a couple thousand post
 and you might get some respect. 🙏

Thank you 😊
ngc3
Who would of thought it would take this guy to get the misfits and us gamblers to agree on something  ngc3
Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: JT on July 17, 2026, 09:22:18 PM
Not sure what you are on Capt. Clearly more than weed. In my younger days I'd ask you to share.
Lightweight now. Just stay off the road dude.
ngc3
If it is just weed, let me know which strain ngc3
Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: Kirby's Ace on July 17, 2026, 09:27:38 PM
ngc3
Who would of thought it would take this guy to get the misfits and us gamblers to agree on something  ngc3

I'm confused, am I a misfit or a mouse or a Karen? I can't keep track since it changes constantly!
Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: JT on July 17, 2026, 09:40:20 PM
I'm confused, am I a misfit or a mouse or a Karen? I can't keep track since it changes constantly!
I never had a problem with ya Kirby.
In fact I agree with some of your takes
You claim to be a misfit, but you differ from them quite often.
G, Poser2 and Kole Hanover.. definitely misfits.
You should come to the gambling side
Like when Darth Vader tries to convince Luke ngc3
Much more fun, less negativity.. rooting each other on to try for some big scores
You and Trig should bury the hatchet instead of the same tired insults back and forth.
Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: Trigger on July 17, 2026, 10:13:51 PM
I never had a problem with ya Kirby.
In fact I agree with some of your takes
You claim to be a misfit, but you differ from them quite often.
G, Poser2 and Kole Hanover.. definitely misfits.
You should come to the gambling side
Like when Darth Vader tries to convince Luke ngc3
Much more fun, less negativity.. rooting each other on to try for some big scores
You and Trig should bury the hatchet instead of the same tired insults back and forth.

 ngc3

Yoda, is more like it.

This is more like your Yoda moment.

Good idea to bury the proverbial hatchet  tmbz1

I even got mousey a symbolic hatchet he can hang on his wall

After your Empire Strikes Back peace accord  ngc3

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Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: captaintreacherous on July 18, 2026, 05:59:51 AM
Why not all attend the wedding once the date is reset.

The rainbow armbands will be available at the door.

What better a way to celebrate your new "friendship"?


Rumours are swirling that neither Lukeparked and

his soon to be husband Calwhoon believe in pre marital sex

as both are Good Christians.

They are saving themselves for their wedding night.

they have it all...

White, Christian and Gay.


Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: captaintreacherous on July 18, 2026, 03:39:19 PM
No Waitlist?


Probably not getting a table at this restaurant...

25:3 first 1/4.....

gave it a shot

would love to be your Bookmaker

Title: Re: Congratulations to the Lucky Couple soon to be Wed
Post by: Trigger on July 18, 2026, 04:06:48 PM
No Waitlist?


Probably not getting a table at this restaurant...

25:3 first 1/4.....

gave it a shot

would love to be your Bookmaker

You made a prediction, tout, posted a wager in this forum?

You're just a pussy, right  ngc3

Half doufus, half posting AI  ngc3

100% @sshole coward!  ;D
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