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General Category => Harness Racing => Topic started by: SeattleSlew on May 22, 2026, 02:02:52 AM

Title: Simon Allard driving "Dirty Banana" in 8th Race PcD on Saturday
Post by: SeattleSlew on May 22, 2026, 02:02:52 AM

As Jason Stark would say.."you can't make this stuff up!!"

Title: Re: Simon Allard driving "Dirty Banana" in 8th Race PcD on Saturday
Post by: Sweet on May 22, 2026, 04:24:30 AM

What kind of scurrilous homosexual innuendo are we spreading here that has merged the topic of harness racing and Simon Allard having dirty anal sex by driving a black penis i.e. "Dirty Banana" ngc3

Which further implies the black penis i.e. "Dirty Banana" having anal sex with him and then Simon doing an ATM (Ass To Mouth) with the "Dirty Banana"  ngc3

Sadly this horse is a Mare, with that said...

Democrats are now going to propose legislation so that mare can transition into a colt with a dirty banana transplant...and still be able to race with the Mares  ngc3

Sounds about right  ngc3

Filth, nothing but filthy minds on this sight, worst of the worst of all racing forums!  ngc3

Lance, please straighten these guys out!  ;D

Title: Re: Simon Allard driving "Dirty Banana" in 8th Race PcD on Saturday
Post by: thesilentone on May 22, 2026, 05:53:45 AM

seems VERY fitting for him …

“ whats your name ? “

ughhh i dont have a name VROOOOOOM

wish they never deleted that video off youtube it was a fuckin classic

Title: Re: Simon Allard driving "Dirty Banana" in 8th Race PcD on Saturday
Post by: G on May 22, 2026, 10:46:10 AM

Quote from: thesilentone on Today at 05:53:45 AM

seems VERY fitting for him …

“ whats your name ? “

ughhh i dont have a name VROOOOOOM

wish they never deleted that video off youtube it was a fuckin classic

tmbz1

Title: Re: Simon Allard driving "Dirty Banana" in 8th Race PcD on Saturday
Post by: hoosierboy on May 22, 2026, 12:02:39 PM

Fitting