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Title: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: Sweet on May 13, 2026, 08:31:05 PM
Scioto 8th, today, Mandys Rottenapple  ngc3, sire Mr Apples, dam Western Mandy, but Rotten, how  ngc3...what did this horse do to get a rep to be named that  ngc3
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: andrew on May 13, 2026, 08:43:47 PM
wuz one that ran at northfield few years back 'ron jeremy'. probably a good reason but still-----,, lol
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: Sweet on May 13, 2026, 08:46:18 PM
wuz one that ran at northfield few years back 'ron jeremy'. probably a good reason but still-----,, lol

A white horse with a very large penis?  ngc3

Otherwise I don't get it  ngc3
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: Dingus on May 13, 2026, 09:40:43 PM
Saw 1 at Plainridge called Uncle Rat.
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: Sweet on May 13, 2026, 09:51:22 PM
Saw 1 at Plainridge called Uncle Rat.

Having a helluva year too.

$55k in wins, Sire Uncle Peter Dam Royal Illusions.

Rat?  ngc3

Broke last race as 2nd choice now having to re-qualify.

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Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: Meadow Ford on May 13, 2026, 09:53:45 PM
"SKUNK"
Good horse back in the Brandywine/Liberty Bell days.
Dale Hiteman had a FFA horse called "DIRTY DEEDS".
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: Sweet on May 13, 2026, 10:01:11 PM
"SKUNK"
Good horse back in the Brandywine/Liberty Bell days.
Dale Hiteman had a FFA horse called "DIRTY DEEDS".

I tried to find info on the horse and found this New York Times article from 52 years ago that speaks of a racetrack Named - Skunk Hollow

Right below it an article picturing Jackie O wearing white pants that's named - What Can I Do About See-Through White Pants?  ngc3

70's bush, we get it  ngc3

https://www.nytimes.com/1974/06/15/archives/trotting-is-macdonalds-world.html
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: Horseradish on May 13, 2026, 10:25:51 PM
wuz one that ran at northfield few years back 'ron jeremy'. probably a good reason but still-----,, lol

Quite possibly the only time I laughed at something Roger Huston said was when he announced this program correction at the Delaware County Fairgrounds with great glee:

"Ron Jeremy ........ is a gelding !!!"
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: Meadow Ford on May 13, 2026, 10:35:22 PM
I tried to find info on the horse and found this New York Times article from 52 years ago that speaks of a racetrack Named - Skunk Hollow






Skunk  1965  p,4,1:58.4f  $40,218
Adios Harry-Alda Elkington-Vernon Hanover
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: bestbettor on May 13, 2026, 11:06:50 PM
About to be glue, can't remember what movie it was in.
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: Mrpick5 on May 13, 2026, 11:15:29 PM
Bodacious Ta’ Ta’s a mare that raced at Aqueduct and Belmont many years ago. Slide It In a harness horse a friend of mine owned many years ago by Landslide.
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: old guy on May 14, 2026, 06:53:02 AM
Skunk  1965  p,4,1:58.4f  $40,218
Adios Harry-Alda Elkington-Vernon Hanover
 
Skunk was the sire of That Cat who won a few.
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: Lockedin with Pace on May 14, 2026, 07:16:15 AM
Speaking of "Skunk". There was a horse named Skunk who used to brace at Brandywine Raceway in the late 1960's and early 1970's. He was trained by Jim Stokely and driven by Bob Watkinson
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: Third Over on May 14, 2026, 09:22:48 AM
Master Bait was a solid hard hitting claimer..
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: Bret3Times on May 14, 2026, 09:27:36 AM
Raced at Kawartha in the late 70's to early 80"s.

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Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: jdogg1977 on May 14, 2026, 10:27:01 AM
"Almostalpo" ran at the BLMP years ago
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: GOAT on May 14, 2026, 10:41:34 AM
Late 1970's Chicago harness horse " Nig".
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: Sweet on May 14, 2026, 10:50:27 AM
"Almostalpo" ran at the BLMP years ago

Twisted mind!

That's horrible!

 ngc3
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: mwins on May 14, 2026, 02:05:30 PM
"The Thilly Brudder"
"Psssssssst"
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: bello on May 14, 2026, 03:13:23 PM
wuz one that ran at northfield few years back 'ron jeremy'. probably a good reason but still-----,, lol

Yeah Ron Jeremy never could squeeze through a tight hole!
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: Pacer 2 on May 14, 2026, 07:21:08 PM
I always wanted to name one "Fat and Slow" so the bettors wouldnt bet him  ngc3
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: oldjohn123 on May 14, 2026, 08:52:48 PM
In the 80s one raced in Maine named Dirty Old Woman.
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: Mohawk mac on May 15, 2026, 03:22:54 PM
Tom Harmer trained and drove him.  Not a bad horse. tmbz1

"Almostalpo" ran at the BLMP years ago
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: Mohawk mac on May 15, 2026, 03:25:05 PM
Two who raced in Illinois a long time ago.

Brack's Crybag

Jewish Hillbilly
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: Hambletonian46 on May 25, 2026, 05:44:34 PM
Pretty sure that forty or so years ago there was a horse named Flatulence that raced at Monticello. The race calls wrote themselves...Flat ulence is in the rear, out of gas, exploding out of the pocket.

I remember an episode of the OTB show that aired THursday and Saturday evenings where Stan Bergstein went off on a mare named Pottie Time, said it was a disgraceful name and the horse would not amount to anything. Not sure if the owner had young children or was using a phonetic LI dialect version of "party time" lol. But he was so angry it was actually funny.
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: camfan12 on May 25, 2026, 07:02:28 PM
Quite possibly the only time I laughed at something Roger Huston said was when he announced this program correction at the Delaware County Fairgrounds with great glee:

"Ron Jeremy ........ is a gelding !!!"

I think that was the year at the Jug the exactor was Ron Jeremy and Firm Woody
Title: Re: Cruelest names ever given to a horse
Post by: silent one on May 25, 2026, 08:28:24 PM
 These two stood out years ago at Immoral Park
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