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Title: How does SEX affect your Handicapping?
Post by: Trigger on April 04, 2026, 09:38:55 AM

The way I see it, and please feel free to share tmbz1...

Being that handicapping is a solo activity...

As much as I'd rather get blown or bang...

(Haven't had a wet dream in 45 years  ngc3)

To relieve the current tension build up...

I think rubbing one out and getting to the task is best...

That historically has worked best...

Not to be a hypocrite I'm going too...

Shake hands with the MILKMAN right now...  11.wj  <----Handicumming before handicapping!  ngc3

Big racing day - 3 KYD preps - night harness racing - FOCUS motherfucker - Good Luck and much SUCCESS!  ;D

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Title: Re: How does SEX affect your Handicapping?
Post by: LUCPARK on April 04, 2026, 09:42:56 AM

If I  bet longshots I’ve had a happy night


I’m usually a straight up chalk bettor so you know 11.wj

Title: Re: How does SEX affect your Handicapping?
Post by: Trigger on April 04, 2026, 09:51:43 AM

Quote from: LUCPARK on April 04, 2026, 09:42:56 AM

If I  bet longshots I’ve had a happy night


I’m usually a straight up chalk bettor so you know 11.wj

I'm glad you popped in!

What a coincidence!

I was just thinking about you!

Thanks!  ngc3

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Title: Re: How does SEX affect your Handicapping?
Post by: Trigger on April 04, 2026, 10:10:27 AM

LUCPARK, I hope you squeeze out a lot of wieners winners today...

I'm fantasizing my gf is out of town right now, cliche, but really hot bro!  ;D

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Title: Re: How does SEX affect your Handicapping?
Post by: LUCPARK on April 04, 2026, 10:33:30 AM

Start handicaping

Text me around 12 your time

I put 3000 in my TwinSpires account

Let’s go

Don’t call me. 
Just text

Frankie’s. Fvkin hojng nuts today with the storms

Title: Re: How does SEX affect your Handicapping?
Post by: Trigger on April 04, 2026, 10:40:35 AM

Quote from: LUCPARK on April 04, 2026, 10:33:30 AM

Start handicaping

Text me around 12 your time

I put 3000 in my TwinSpires account

Let’s go

Don’t call me. 
Just text

Frankie’s. Fvkin hojng nuts today with the storms

10-4  tmbz1

Frankie may like a Benadryl, helped some of my dogs, one was resistant.

Every holiday they like to blow, shoot shit up in SOFL too  ngc3

Trying to wrap this up b4 GOAT comes in a ruins a good  11.wj  session  ngc3

Title: Re: How does SEX affect your Handicapping?
Post by: toothman on April 04, 2026, 12:29:11 PM

Or lack thereof

Title: Re: How does SEX affect your Handicapping?
Post by: Trigger on April 04, 2026, 12:49:37 PM

Quote from: toothman on April 04, 2026, 12:29:11 PM

Or lack thereof

Angry Ploppers  tmbz1

Title: Re: How does SEX affect your Handicapping?
Post by: trottingstud on April 04, 2026, 01:49:08 PM

I find it makes things harder.

Title: Re: How does SEX affect your Handicapping?
Post by: Trigger on April 04, 2026, 02:03:37 PM

Quote from: trottingstud on April 04, 2026, 01:49:08 PM

I find it makes things harder.

 ngc3

Try ice  tmbz1