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General Category => Harness Racing => Topic started by: Calhoun on March 05, 2026, 05:50:35 PM

Title: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Calhoun on March 05, 2026, 05:50:35 PM
That bird-legged whore got the boot.
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: LUCPARK on March 05, 2026, 05:54:19 PM
  SHE WAS HORRIBLE GREAT ASS   BUT MINDLESS..
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Trigger on March 05, 2026, 06:00:26 PM
Poor Bryon, he has to start fucking his wife again, and who's Corey going to be pumping during his day job  ngc3

Here comes the second string... ;D
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Trigger on March 05, 2026, 06:09:50 PM
Senator Markwayne Mullin, her replacement.  tmbz1

Great news, he's only semi-retarded  ngc3....Just kidding, full Retardo ngc3

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Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Trigger on March 05, 2026, 06:12:07 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNH8wpiC5-z5utENaSWgBPB0mX8Vo--8S6UQ&s)

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Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: rainman2 on March 05, 2026, 06:33:57 PM
Senator Markwayne Mullin, her replacement.  tmbz1

Great news, he's only semi-retarded  ngc3....Just kidding, full Retardo ngc3

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQVyOfjUoUUYR5cE-PwHtW0FMIWb5RtFz1nOQ&s)

Nothing to brag about!!  Look at the cabinet he is in!

Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Calhoun on March 05, 2026, 06:58:41 PM
  SHE WAS HORRIBLE GREAT ASS   BUT MINDLESS..
what ass? My chicken has a better ass
https://www.instagram.com/p/C6PBp2jxkax/
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Trigger on March 05, 2026, 07:12:46 PM
what ass? My chicken has a better ass
https://www.instagram.com/p/C6PBp2jxkax/

 tmbz1

He has a point...  ngc3

(https://static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2025/02/noemonahose.png)

I guess not far up enough...  ngc3

(https://image.cagle.com/296958/845/296958-kristi-noems-head-up-trumps-ass.png)
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Babinga on March 05, 2026, 07:44:34 PM
This is what happens when you appoint incompetent hacks to important positions and their only qualification is being loyal to dear leader!
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Calhoun on March 05, 2026, 07:49:01 PM
Poor Bryon, he has to start fucking his wife again, and who's Corey going to be pumping during his day job  ngc3

Here comes the second string... ;D
Always keep a bench tmbz1
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Calhoun on March 05, 2026, 08:29:44 PM
tmbz1

He has a point...  ngc3

Imagine you smashing Kristi Noem face up. Eventually, her make up gonna start sliding off both sides of her face. You know this.  You try to keep going and you start guessing which side is gonna ooze off first. Then you flip her over to finish up and you look down and she is bone and skin like a Petrelli photo op.

Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Trigger on March 05, 2026, 08:35:41 PM
Imagine you smashing Kristi Noem face up. Eventually, her make up gonna start sliding off both sides of her face. You know this.  You try to keep going and you start guessing which side is gonna ooze off first. Then you flip her over to finish up and you look down and she is bone and skin like a Petrelli photo op.

I stopped reading and started vomiting my lasagna at "ooze"  ngc3
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: LUCPARK on March 05, 2026, 09:46:11 PM
Her ass looks terrible in those pics

Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Trigger on March 05, 2026, 09:52:11 PM
Her ass looks terrible in those pics

Some women wear clothes that make them sexy and when they come off  ngc3

But if your one eyed monster is pointing at an ass, it's tmbz1

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Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Horseradish on March 05, 2026, 11:19:47 PM
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Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Dingus on March 05, 2026, 11:36:51 PM
No need to degrade her face or ass.  Just her mind is enough to make you want to puke.   11.dt 94z.sm
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Trigger on March 06, 2026, 12:28:05 AM
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Encore Picasso Horseradish 62za.clp
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: rainman2 on March 07, 2026, 01:15:38 AM
Speaks for itself, doesn't it!!

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Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: slivercharm on March 07, 2026, 07:29:05 AM
She’s hot AF bet she smells like a bath and body works scent and dove soap
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Trigger on March 07, 2026, 09:28:19 AM
She’s hot AF bet she smells like a bath and body works scent and dove soap

 ngc3

Sure she does, just no close ups please.  ngc3

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She was the controversial governor of a small state and rose to be a cabinet member of the largest, most powerful, best funded law enforcement agency in the world.  For that no one can take away from her.  Trump rewards loyalty.  tmbz1

Seems like you're getting the short end of the stick of that loyalty though - you deserve better Sliver!  ;D



Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: jupiter on March 07, 2026, 12:53:43 PM
She's as dumb a a brick, got caught getting her daughter a real estate license. wrote a wonderful book about herself showing what a shitty human she is. Putting her husband (moron) through her not answering, if Corey was banging her. Looking at the bedroom pics of the plane. Her video stands for itself. Now a member of SHIELD, WTF. Super hero's now! Just another grift, like the BOARD of PEACE. Line my pockets! He just couldn't fire her useless ass.
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Calhoun on March 07, 2026, 01:27:26 PM
Noem may be stupid. Greedy for sure.

Lewandowski greedy for sure and definitely not stupid.

That 737 they will miss for sure. 16 passenger plane... theirs was 12 + the bedroom.

But Lewandowski is very smart. And close to both Trump and Melania.

Melania Trump used the plane a lot going DC to NY. 2 hours door to door.

Melania is their insurance policy.

Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Trigger on March 07, 2026, 01:37:07 PM
Noem may be stupid. Greedy for sure.

Lewandowski greedy for sure and definitely not stupid.

That 737 they will miss for sure. 16 passenger plane... theirs was 12 + the bedroom.

But Lewandowski is very smart. And close to both Trump and Melania.

Melania Trump used the plane a lot going DC to NY. 2 hours door to door.

Melania is their insurance policy.

Corey is a fucking psycho alpha! 

Definitely a MAGA architect!

We may not agree on a lot, or his behavior, but it'd be fun to have him around here!  ngc3
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Sunmoon 1219 on March 07, 2026, 01:55:37 PM
Kristi couldn’t resist the full court of Corey
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: rainman2 on March 07, 2026, 10:12:23 PM
Here you go folks!!

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Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: rainman2 on March 07, 2026, 10:20:59 PM
more food for thought----

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Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: oldjohn123 on March 07, 2026, 11:46:12 PM
She’s hot AF bet she smells like a bath and body works scent and dove soap
More like the shit house door on a fishing boat.
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Trigger on March 08, 2026, 12:13:41 AM
More like the shit house door on a fishing boat.

If Sliver wants to eat out Kristi's asshole like a breakfast buffet as would a starving man after a 3-day fast  ngc3 who are we to shit on his meal!  ngc3

Enjoy Sliver - Have seconds too  tmbz1, just get in line, you'll have to wait for a second serving!  ;D
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