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General Category => Harness Racing => Topic started by: Calhoun on March 05, 2026, 05:50:35 PM

Title: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Calhoun on March 05, 2026, 05:50:35 PM: That bird-legged whore got the boot.
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: LUCPARK on March 05, 2026, 05:54:19 PM: SHE WAS HORRIBLE GREAT ASS BUT MINDLESS..
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Trigger on March 05, 2026, 06:00:26 PM: Poor Bryon, he has to start fucking his wife again, and who's Corey going to be pumping during his day job ngc3

Here comes the second string... ;D
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Trigger on March 05, 2026, 06:09:50 PM: Senator Markwayne Mullin, her replacement. tmbz1

Great news, he's only semi-retarded ngc3....Just kidding, full Retardo ngc3

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQVyOfjUoUUYR5cE-PwHtW0FMIWb5RtFz1nOQ&s)
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Trigger on March 05, 2026, 06:12:07 PM: (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNH8wpiC5-z5utENaSWgBPB0mX8Vo--8S6UQ&s)

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS4r4mqBuA8thXnZCJCz2oJk-1CFNY5BywIZA&s)
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: rainman2 on March 05, 2026, 06:33:57 PM: Quote from: Trigger on Today at 06:09:50 PM
Senator Markwayne Mullin, her replacement. tmbz1

Great news, he's only semi-retarded ngc3....Just kidding, full Retardo ngc3

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQVyOfjUoUUYR5cE-PwHtW0FMIWb5RtFz1nOQ&s)

Nothing to brag about!! Look at the cabinet he is in!
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Calhoun on March 05, 2026, 06:58:41 PM: Quote from: LUCPARK on Today at 05:54:19 PM
SHE WAS HORRIBLE GREAT ASS BUT MINDLESS..
what ass? My chicken has a better ass
https://www.instagram.com/p/C6PBp2jxkax/
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Trigger on March 05, 2026, 07:12:46 PM: Quote from: Calhoun on Today at 06:58:41 PM
what ass? My chicken has a better ass
https://www.instagram.com/p/C6PBp2jxkax/

tmbz1

He has a point... ngc3

(https://static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2025/02/noemonahose.png)

I guess not far up enough... ngc3

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Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Babinga on March 05, 2026, 07:44:34 PM: This is what happens when you appoint incompetent hacks to important positions and their only qualification is being loyal to dear leader!
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Calhoun on March 05, 2026, 07:49:01 PM: Quote from: Trigger on Today at 06:00:26 PM
Poor Bryon, he has to start fucking his wife again, and who's Corey going to be pumping during his day job ngc3

Here comes the second string... ;D
Always keep a bench tmbz1
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Calhoun on March 05, 2026, 08:29:44 PM: Quote from: Trigger on Today at 07:12:46 PM
tmbz1

He has a point... ngc3

Imagine you smashing Kristi Noem face up. Eventually, her make up gonna start sliding off both sides of her face. You know this. You try to keep going and you start guessing which side is gonna ooze off first. Then you flip her over to finish up and you look down and she is bone and skin like a Petrelli photo op.
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Trigger on March 05, 2026, 08:35:41 PM: Quote from: Calhoun on Today at 08:29:44 PM
Imagine you smashing Kristi Noem face up. Eventually, her make up gonna start sliding off both sides of her face. You know this. You try to keep going and you start guessing which side is gonna ooze off first. Then you flip her over to finish up and you look down and she is bone and skin like a Petrelli photo op.

I stopped reading and started vomiting my lasagna at "ooze" ngc3
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: LUCPARK on March 05, 2026, 09:46:11 PM: Her ass looks terrible in those pics
Title: Re: Kristi Noem Out
Post by: Trigger on March 05, 2026, 09:52:11 PM: Quote from: LUCPARK on Today at 09:46:11 PM
Her ass looks terrible in those pics

Some women wear clothes that make them sexy and when they come off ngc3

But if your one eyed monster is pointing at an ass, it's tmbz1

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