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General Category => Harness Racing => Topic started by: The Real Voice on January 08, 2026, 02:52:02 AM
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I really am a lucky guy. Besides being a jew that got away with murder, I have the most wonderful wife. Last night she showed her love to me by gifting me with a "Dutch Oven ." For those of you who are not familiar with the term-its when someone farts and pulls the covers over and traps the fart smell within the friendly confines. (See what I did there). I heard the fart and I could definitely smell it but this time I was able to enjoy it for an extended period of time. Lisa truly loves me and I will forever thank her for co-creating more little Jews to run around and....just be Jews. Now that's worth traveling across country to go home for from announcing races at a no name track racing for cream cheese. Love you all!
The Real Voice
Scott Erhlich
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I really am a lucky guy. Besides being a jew that got away with murder, I have the most wonderful wife. Last night she showed her love to me by gifting me with a "Dutch Oven ." For those of you who are not familiar with the term-its when someone farts and pulls the covers over and traps the fart smell within the friendly confines. (See what I did there). I heard the fart and I could definitely smell it but this time I was able to enjoy it for an extended period of time. Lisa truly loves me and I will forever thank her for co-creating more little Jews to run around and....just be Jews. Now that's worth traveling across country to go home for from announcing races at a no name track racing for cream cheese. Love you all!
The Real Voice
Scott Erhlich
My kind of woman!
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I really am a lucky guy. Besides being a jew that got away with murder, I have the most wonderful wife. Last night she showed her love to me by gifting me with a "Dutch Oven ." For those of you who are not familiar with the term-its when someone farts and pulls the covers over and traps the fart smell within the friendly confines. (See what I did there). I heard the fart and I could definitely smell it but this time I was able to enjoy it for an extended period of time. Lisa truly loves me and I will forever thank her for co-creating more little Jews to run around and....just be Jews. Now that's worth traveling across country to go home for from announcing races at a no name track racing for cream cheese. Love you all!
The Real Voice
Scott Erhlich
That was too funny ! You has me laughing, my ass