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Title: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Kirby's Ace on December 28, 2025, 07:41:49 PM
Thinking of opening a comedy club in Hollywood Florida area.
Any ideas of  what's involved to keep it from going bust?

 ngc3
Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Trigger on December 28, 2025, 07:48:32 PM
Thinking of opening a comedy club in Hollywood Florida area.
Any ideas of  what's involved to keep it from going bust?

 ngc3

It would be a big success Kirby....other than you're as funny as a funeral, your fat ugly wife would eat all the food and clog up the plumbing, scare away the customers, and everyone who works for you would of likely murdered you both your grand opening night...

Otherwise...A BIG BIG BIG Success! 

Trust me  tmbz1
Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Gaagoots on December 28, 2025, 08:20:36 PM
Thinking of opening a comedy club in Hollywood Florida area.
Any ideas of  what's involved to keep it from going bust?

 ngc3
It's beyond my expertise but I wish you the best of luck!
Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Kirby's Ace on December 28, 2025, 08:36:21 PM
It would be a big success Kirby....other than you're as funny as a funeral, your fat ugly wife would eat all the food and clog up the plumbing, scare away the customers, and everyone who works for you would of likely murdered you both your grand opening night...


Otherwise...A BIG BIG BIG Success! 

Trust me  tmbz1

Why do you talk about my deceased wife constantly?
Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Kirby's Ace on December 28, 2025, 08:42:30 PM
Also why do you have to ruin my thread?
Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Trigger on December 28, 2025, 09:09:47 PM
Why do you talk about my deceased wife constantly?

Prove who you are.

Prove you have / had a wife.

Prove she / he (  ngc3) is deceased.

Kirby, if all that is true, you're still a horrible, divisive person, and a backstabber to your only friends here you deserve the same pain you attempt to cause others, and lastly your wife wouldn't of died it was a mortal escape from you!   ngc3

Little sympathy tactic, failed  96z.p
Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Trigger on December 28, 2025, 09:21:57 PM
Also why do you have to ruin my thread?

Kirbyplop  ngc3
Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Trigger on December 28, 2025, 09:29:04 PM
Why do you talk about my deceased wife constantly?

In this thread she's dead.

This thread she's alive.

https://www.horseplop.com/index.php?topic=81641.msg1226735#msg1226735

Magical twat she is!   ngc3
Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: toothman on December 29, 2025, 12:11:40 AM
Thinking of opening a comedy club in Hollywood Florida area.
Any ideas of  what's involved to keep it from going bust?

 ngc3
Funny-I attended a show at a club in Boca...
I've been at clubs like the improv and Catch a rising Star since the 70's....but I dont know anything about the business end...
Looks like there a a bunch in Hollywood/Lauderdale.
Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Gaagoots on December 30, 2025, 09:35:56 AM
Wet T-shirt contests on Wednesday and Sunday nights the place will be packed! Best of luck with your business venture.
Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Mr.Turnpike on December 30, 2025, 09:52:27 AM
Thinking of opening a comedy club in Hollywood Florida area.
Any ideas of  what's involved to keep it from going bust?

 ngc3

     Now thats funny
Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Kirby's Ace on December 30, 2025, 12:32:50 PM
Wet T-shirt contests on Wednesday and Sunday nights the place will be packed! Best of luck with your business venture.

Thank you, I'll keep that in mind!

 tmbz1
Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Trigger on December 30, 2025, 12:42:24 PM
Kirby's starting line up for his wet t-shirt contest, Delaware's finest....

(https://media1.tenor.com/m/kSmGg1e17YwAAAAC/fat-girl-bikini.gif)


Kirby's wife is getting hair laser removal surgery and breast augmentation and will not be attending...

(https://media1.tenor.com/m/QTFs_PPkDKoAAAAC/soul-war.gif)
Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Yonkers1A on December 30, 2025, 02:11:36 PM
Kirby's starting line up for his wet t-shirt contest, Delaware's finest....

(https://media1.tenor.com/m/kSmGg1e17YwAAAAC/fat-girl-bikini.gif)


Kirby's wife is getting hair laser removal surgery and breast augmentation and will not be attending...

(https://media1.tenor.com/m/QTFs_PPkDKoAAAAC/soul-war.gif)

I thought she was dead ?

Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Grandstand Handicapper on December 30, 2025, 03:59:21 PM
Hire a couple of the lunatics from here to perform, and you'll be off to a good start.  ngc3
Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Trigger on December 30, 2025, 04:50:10 PM
I thought she was dead ?

Meet the new wife... ngc3
Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Gaagoots on December 30, 2025, 05:17:18 PM
Thank you, I'll keep that in mind!

 tmbz1
[/quoteGood luck!
Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Kirby's Ace on December 30, 2025, 07:58:40 PM
Taking suggestions for a name!

Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Kirby's Ace on December 30, 2025, 10:56:21 PM
Wet t shirt night featuring Triggers mom and lesbian friends would definitely be good comedy show!
Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Trigger on December 30, 2025, 10:59:05 PM
Wet t shirt night featuring Triggers mom and lesbian friends would definitely be good comedy show!

You couldn't afford them, stick Your Ape wife and her hippo fatty friends, Delaware man child  ngc3
Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Kirby's Ace on December 31, 2025, 10:09:20 AM
TRIGGERS....THATS IT!

What a great name for my new comedy Club!

PERFECT!

          ***** TRIGGERS COMEDY CLUB!*****

Plopsters night every Friday! Bring your best Plopster jokes!
Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Gaagoots on December 31, 2025, 10:12:30 AM
Kirby’s would be a good name.
Title: Re: Any ideas? Need advice!
Post by: Trigger on December 31, 2025, 10:59:57 AM
TRIGGERS....THATS IT!

What a great name for my new comedy Club!

PERFECT!

          ***** TRIGGERS COMEDY CLUB!*****

Plopsters night every Friday! Bring your best Plopster jokes!

 tmbz1

Sounds like the right named place for someone to go postal too (after all it is gun lovin' Florida and Florida Man can't always take a joke  ngc3)...put TSA & ICE at the door, you'll be safe, just a lot of dirty dishes and glasses to wash yourself.  ngc3
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