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General Category => Harness Racing => Topic started by: kantseeback on September 05, 2025, 12:20:36 PM
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What would you do with the money if you hit it?
Multiple choice,
A - Buy a new house and car and start seeing young bimbos.
B - Pay for psychiatric visits for rainman2 to cure his TDS.
C - Buy a real good standardbred horse or stable
D - Buy a real good TB horse or stable
E - Go to a tropical destination and spend all day sipping drinks with umbrellas in them and chasing hoes all night, for you ladies chasing studs all night.
F- Describe your own way of spending the loot.
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The time you get your money after lump sum and 37% tax...
1.7bil reduced to cash payout of $770.3mil (reduced 54.7%) x 37% income tax = $485,289,000. A reduction of around 72% from the originally advertised prize.
(Source https://www.newsweek.com/how-much-cash-powerball-jackpot-winner-actually-receive-2125010)
You'll feel a further hit if you live in a state that applies its own state income tax.
To get a cool $1 billion out of it after lump sum payout and the IRS take, prize needs to be @$4bil.
My $4 investment is in for each draw! ;D
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The time you get your money after lump sum and 37% tax...
1.7bil reduced to cash payout of $770.3mil (reduced 54.7%) x 37% income tax = $485,289,000. A reduction of around 72% from the originally advertised prize.
(Source https://www.newsweek.com/how-much-cash-powerball-jackpot-winner-actually-receive-2125010)
You'll feel a further hit if you live in a state that applies its own state income tax.
To get a cool $1 billion out of it after lump sum payout and the IRS take, prize needs to be @$4bil.
My $4 investment is in for each draw! ;D
thank you for injecting reality
in the past I have told many people they actually receive about 30%
a tax on the dreamers is all it is
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thank you for injecting reality
in the past I have told many people they actually receive about 30%
a tax on the dreamers is all it is
tmbz1
It'll get close to $2b it's already grown to $1.8bil as of now. Here is another factoid.
The odds of winning the GRAND PRIZE is 1∶292,201,338. That covers if you played every combination of the 5 balls drawn and the pb #. Now you don't have to spend $4 to hit the grand prize, only costs $2 per ticket but $4 gets you double play and power play for $1 more add on each.
So take $2 x 292,201,338 = $584,402,676 and that would be the cost to have every combo played, and remember that is if you don't split the grand prize with other winners, you're getting about $500mil back when we ran the numbers before so you'd lose almost $100 mil playing every combo in this instance and being the sole winner.
Better be lucky! ;D
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Please check this out
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jerry-and-marge-selbee-how-a-retired-couple-won-millions-using-a-lottery-loophole-60-minutes-2019-06-09/&ved=2ahUKEwillcyYk8KPAxXiz_ACHeBWL_wQFnoECA0QAQ&usg=AOvVaw0yE27kVzT_iz78_icBpmNH
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Please check this out
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jerry-and-marge-selbee-how-a-retired-couple-won-millions-using-a-lottery-loophole-60-minutes-2019-06-09/&ved=2ahUKEwillcyYk8KPAxXiz_ACHeBWL_wQFnoECA0QAQ&usg=AOvVaw0yE27kVzT_iz78_icBpmNH
Great story Papi!
I saw the move based on, was also good...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibI0mLL0zhc
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Great story Papi!
I saw the move based on, was also good...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibI0mLL0zhc
wow--i didnt know about the movie-i must check it out
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Another good read....
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_Pennsylvania_Lottery_scandal&ved=2ahUKEwj17bLol8KPAxXLKlkFHdCRE5wQFnoECBoQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1B0R7klQFGJTJzD1dcaP77
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The time you get your money after lump sum and 37% tax...
1.7bil reduced to cash payout of $770.3mil (reduced 54.7%) x 37% income tax = $485,289,000. A reduction of around 72% from the originally advertised prize.
(Source https://www.newsweek.com/how-much-cash-powerball-jackpot-winner-actually-receive-2125010)
You'll feel a further hit if you live in a state that applies its own state income tax.
To get a cool $1 billion out of it after lump sum payout and the IRS take, prize needs to be @$4bil.
My $4 investment is in for each draw! ;D
At least I would feel fulfilled knowing that I paid my fair share like Liz Warren and Bernie Sanders keep saying.
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Time for,JOHN FRANK ARMY,to say sumtin. You all menber the days after he got dis-charged from ACTIVE DUTY and headed back to college. First off,he headin still into a protest area. JOHN FRANK ARMY,grew his top hair and beard very long and always wore his military fatique jacket with his name on it.
So'He had to do RESEARCH PAPERS,at times mostly one's choice. My Proffesors loved me. Where you come up with this SHIT.
So,it the first 6 years of ILLINOIS LOTTO. I decides,I want to know WHO'S winnin this SHIT and it not be a SCAM,at drawin. So'S JOHN FRANK ARMY heads to HEADQUARTERS,which is downtown at the JAMES THOMPSON GIGANTIC ILLINNOIS buidin,named after the CROOKED GOVENER. And it was nice,because I could park me vehichle at O"HARE outer parkin,take the tram to O'HARE and board the EL which would drop me in basemant of the ILLINOIS buildin.
So'S I arrive and the headquarters is on like the 18th floor. Too be continueed....... ..
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At least I would feel fulfilled knowing that I paid my fair share like Liz Warren and Bernie Sanders keep saying.
tmbz1
ngc3 Not even close, those two would let you keep $1.50 plus your ticket(s) cost, "your communistic share" and divide the balance of the winnings evenly with the other 330,000,000 citizens and illegals so everyone could buy a pack of gum with your winning$ ngc3
You could have your own Horseplop welfare. You need $100 for the light bill...what sadistic thing I could have you do and video and post if you can't get off your ass and work, fucking grab a ski mask, get out and do something! ;D
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So's me lookin 10 times worse than CHARLES MANSON, approaches the RECEPTIONIST. I tells her I'M doin a RESEARCH PAPER for a class at NORTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY and I would like a list of all ILLINOIS LOTTO winners over the past 6 years. She goes: WHY YOU WANT that. JOHN FRANK ARMY say's: I want to see if WINNERS are politically connected. She calls her supervisor and he comes out. HE GOES: MR.TRASH got a SUUPRIZZE for you. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. In walks 5 security to escourt,the one and only,JOHN FRANK ARMY out of the place. Quite the EXPERIENCE. Tooo BEE CONTINNNUUUEED... ..
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Here the thin. Another QUESTION,JOHN FRANK ARMY had and still has. I don't get that one has a 1 in 272 million chance to WIN.
The #'S are RANDOM. If anyone ever took a simple first STATISTICS course in college,in thee back of book is RANDOM #'S.
Which means in a DRAW. If one bought 5 tickets, they could all be actually the same. That's RANDOM #'S. And these that run this program proclaim it RANDOM. So in actuality: The chances of winnin could be infinutim.
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What would you do with the money if you hit it?
Multiple choice,
A - Buy a new house and car and start seeing young bimbos.
B - Pay for psychiatric visits for rainman2 to cure his TDS.
C - Buy a real good standardbred horse or stable
D - Buy a real good TB horse or stable
E - Go to a tropical destination and spend all day sipping drinks with umbrellas in them and chasing hoes all night, for you ladies chasing studs all night.
F- Describe your own way of spending the loot.
You ain't going to be having chasing no ho's they'll find you and fuck you and love you until the loot is spent, locusts... ngc3
(After lump sum and taxes) I'd set aside 10% for moi. With the 90%, philanthropy. I'd assemble team to vett out the best of people, scientists, organizations to fulfill my goal charitable money purposes placement.
The 90% of monies focusing curing disease and illness, healing quicker, making life more comfortable for those born afflicted. Living longer the science of slowing down aging i.e. cells dying. I'd lobby heavy for ID cards for age 12 - adult with rfd chips so cops know who they're confronting and help lower their ptsd, then we get rid of all the bad people and bad cops once we have an equitable system of law enforcement. Offer a bounty on proof of corrupt anyone in power and promote integrity in government and politics. I'd see that all animal science, domesticated animal science i.e dogs, cats, that they advance to keeping our furry family members healthier and living longer curing their diseases and illness, and surgeries that are reasonable and possibly low cost financing.
That's a start, my bucket list is empty I'm happy with my life now, 10% is a nice cushion though and to be there for my friends and community at a local level. ;D
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You ain't going to be having chasing no ho's they'll find you and fuck you and love you until the loot is spent, locusts... ngc3
(After lump sum and taxes) I'd set aside 10% for moi. With the 90%, philanthropy. I'd assemble team to vett out the best of people, scientists, organizations to fulfill my goal charitable money purposes placement.
The 90% of monies focusing curing disease and illness, healing quicker, making life more comfortable for those born afflicted. Living longer the science of slowing down aging i.e. cells dying. I'd lobby heavy for ID cards for age 12 - adult with rfd chips so cops know who they're confronting and help lower their ptsd, then we get rid of all the bad people and bad cops once we have an equitable system of law enforcement. Offer a bounty on proof of corrupt anyone in power and promote integrity in government and politics. I'd see that all animal science, domesticated animal science i.e dogs, cats, that they advance to keeping our furry family members healthier and living longer curing their diseases and illness, and surgeries that are reasonable and possibly low cost financing.
That's a start, my bucket list is empty I'm happy with my life now, 10% is a nice cushion though and to be there for my friends and community at a local level. ;D
You are a regular Mother Teresa; I would blow all mine on fast women and slow horses.
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You are a regular Mother Teresa; I would blow all mine on fast women and slow horses.
Slow women and fast horses may be a better idea tmbz1
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You are a regular Mother Teresa; I would blow all mine on fast women and slow horses.
tmbz1
I've done it the women and partying already, and the horses I still do, don't need to blow money in redundancy there ngc3, and I already bang a 25 year my junior Austrian nympho! Sex and court tv are her appetite. We broke up recently but she missed me! I go out of my way to repel people and this sex attic misses me, just your avg dude? ngc3
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I gots to say another tin: Unrelattelable,but It what JOHN FRANK ARMY did doin RESEARCH PAPERS,that others would never think off. OH,THE HORROR.
So you all member: NO you don't. YOU SHITS to young.
So'S we got the SAILOR ( Hope you had no connection,he who goin BLIND), and he kills 7 Phillipino nursin students livin in a dorm,but misses one that hid under a bed. She was able to identify him by a TATTOO he had on ARM. ( always have TATOO'S,just ask our MAJOR who know is THE SECRETARY OF WAR,or should it be,SECRETARY OF RAPE.). Any how MR. NAVY goes and hides in the drunkin slums of MADISON street in CHICAGO. They caught him 10 days later.
So,JOHN FRANK ARMY decided to do a RESEARCH PAPER and discover WHY PEOPLES live this unbelievable LIFE. He spends 5 days in that trash,sleepin in FLOP HOUSES with them,drinkin with them, and there a liquor store every few feet ,to try and understand why they have GIVEN UP. And I got hangers. I'm payin. And when I left,I gave each a $50.00 as I went to bank to provide. Sad SITUATION at the TIME.
I'M glad you all the TRUMP. He one sympatic individual. Like how he said a few days ago. OVER the years I have built tons of buildings to house the unfortunate.
ANOTHER LYIN STATEMAENT from the FUCKIN DRAFT DODGIN COWARD ORANGE BALLOOONHEAD
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Talk about derailing a thread!
"Tomorow the Powerball jackpot is 1.7 billion". That was the original topic.
How the hell did it get to Trump and imaginary pussy?
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Talk about derailing a thread!
"Tomorow the Powerball jackpot is 1.7 billion". That was the original topic.
How the hell did it get to Trump and imaginary pussy?
And the original question was what would you do with the winnings.
It got horseplopped aka devolving into insanity until the point fades away completely!
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And the original question was what would you do with the winnings.
It got horseplopped aka devolving into insanity until the point fades away completely!
Imaginary pussy is all the pussy I get these days ;D
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Imaginary pussy is all the pussy I get these days ;D
I think you meant to respond to Kirbys Ace post just above my post.
Regardless, some m/f friction is important too when you desire it. Walk up to anyone you want with the understanding that there is someone in this world that don't want to fuck her anymore. No matter how gorgeous she is.
Just keep it in the back of your head. tmbz1
There are vaginas all over the world collecting dust and they are attached to beautiful ladies, they're usually nuts ngc3, just dust them off and go to town! Serve them a drink and fuck them, then have the date or send them on their way. Who fucks on a full stomach? ;D
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JFA- did you serve in Vietnam? I am sorry if you've touched on this topic previously.