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Title: Electrodes on Drivers Balls via Remote Control - POLL
Post by: Trigger on August 14, 2025, 01:06:07 PM
I think it should be law, and this is not a joke because it is harness racing today that's the joke.

I think the person controlling the remote electric stimulation should have the same mind set as me - at least try you fucking cock suckers or scratch your fucking horse get another driver.

During the race, only on minor irritation, discomfort for those fucking around or have fucked around.

After the race, when the horse and others are safe, for those deserving driver's, a full 5 second blast on high!

What do you think - yay or ney?   

Yay here.  ;D

Title: Re: Electrodes on Drivers Balls via Remote Control - POLL
Post by: Chessington on August 14, 2025, 02:05:43 PM
I think it should be law, and this is not a joke because it is harness racing today that's the joke.

I think the person controlling the remote electric stimulation should have the same mind set as me - at least try you fucking cock suckers or scratch your fucking horse get another driver.

During the race, only on minor irritation, discomfort for those fucking around or have fucked around.

After the race, when the horse and others are safe, for those deserving driver's, a full 5 second blast on high!

What do you think - yay or ney?   

Yay here.  ;D
Always about you. Go fuck yourself
Title: Re: Electrodes on Drivers Balls via Remote Control - POLL
Post by: SwankToliverA on August 14, 2025, 02:11:22 PM
There are a few driver's that I'd like to hold the remote for.  ngc3
Title: Re: Electrodes on Drivers Balls via Remote Control - POLL
Post by: Trigger on August 14, 2025, 02:12:19 PM
Always about you. Go fuck yourself
ngc3

Stupid little pigeon Cheesington, but he makes it home to his master's coop, grateful for that!

Why so angry all the time and everyone little birdie?   ;D
Title: Re: Electrodes on Drivers Balls via Remote Control - POLL
Post by: Trigger on August 14, 2025, 02:13:04 PM
There are a few driver's that I'd like to hold the remote for.  ngc3

 tmbz1  ngc3  tmbz1

2 Yays & 1 angry pigeon!  ;D
Title: Re: Electrodes on Drivers Balls via Remote Control - POLL
Post by: dougie on August 14, 2025, 02:26:02 PM
I'm old enough to remember jockey Larry "Duracell" Saumell, based out of New York who "buzzed" his mounts. He was banned for life.  He did get back into racing, so much for the ban, and worked again in racing. But not as a jockey.
Title: Re: Electrodes on Drivers Balls via Remote Control - POLL
Post by: dougie on August 14, 2025, 02:47:17 PM
Didn't he also have a son Lazaro(Larry) who was a jockey on the NJ and PA circuits?
I'm not sure. Good question. I made a few nice scores on "Duracell" over the years. I think NYRA was as "shocked" as the fans were when his activity was realized.
Title: Re: Electrodes on Drivers Balls via Remote Control - POLL
Post by: dougie on August 14, 2025, 02:58:26 PM
He was your typical "journeyman" jockey competing against the top jocks in NY like  Angel Codero, Jr., Jorge Velazquez, Eddie "The Anchor" Maple, Braulio Basza, Jose Santos, Pat Day (aho went back and forth to the midwest), Chris Antley. I'm sorry he passed so young.
Title: Re: Electrodes on Drivers Balls via Remote Control - POLL
Post by: It's Post Time on August 14, 2025, 03:10:31 PM
The Lazaro Samuel Jr I remember never rode in NY, mainly, NJ, PA, and MD. He retired for awhile then made a comeback but hasn't been seen for well over a decade.
Title: Re: Electrodes on Drivers Balls via Remote Control - POLL
Post by: Pacer 2 on August 14, 2025, 03:35:12 PM
Always about you. Go fuck yourself
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Title: Re: Electrodes on Drivers Balls via Remote Control - POLL
Post by: Oliver Clozoff on August 14, 2025, 04:14:25 PM
Saffie Joseph implants remote buzzers in his thoroughbreds, thus explaining the re-breaks😂
Title: Re: Electrodes on Drivers Balls via Remote Control - POLL
Post by: Oliver Clozoff on August 14, 2025, 04:17:23 PM
There was a jockey at the Meadowlands he handed his buzzer to his valet who ran across rhe infield and threw it in the lake, ahhh the good old days 😂
Title: Re: Electrodes on Drivers Balls via Remote Control - POLL
Post by: Trigger on August 14, 2025, 06:26:13 PM
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I'm glad you sent Cheesington those emojis my little shitty pigeon, because he's an angry bird and needs cheering up.  tmbz1
Title: Re: Electrodes on Drivers Balls via Remote Control - POLL
Post by: Trigger on August 14, 2025, 06:37:52 PM
tmbz1  ngc3  tmbz1

2 Yays & 1 angry pigeon!  ;D

The latest count:

2 Yays, 1 angry pigeon, 1 bat shit crazy pigeon agreeing with angry pigeon, 3 irrelevant posters that did bring some color to this thread :)! 

Normal day at Horseplop, ask a question and be directed to a maze on the dark side of the moon.  ;D
Title: Re: Electrodes on Drivers Balls via Remote Control - POLL
Post by: Papillon on August 14, 2025, 08:02:53 PM
I'm old enough to remember jockey Larry "Duracell" Saumell, based out of New York who "buzzed" his mounts. He was banned for life.  He did get back into racing, so much for the ban, and worked again in racing. But not as a jockey.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.thoroughbreddailynews.com/the-week-in-review-what-the-larry-saumell-case-might-mean-for-baffert/&ved=2ahUKEwjK45jKwIuPAxUUk4kEHQvYImUQFnoECCUQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3A_5DSfSqHdkfGfF5ovw1n
Title: Re: Electrodes on Drivers Balls via Remote Control - POLL
Post by: Kirbys Ace on August 14, 2025, 09:06:53 PM
I see we're back to the "cock" fetish just like your alto egos before this one!

  ;D
Title: Re: Electrodes on Drivers Balls via Remote Control - POLL
Post by: Trigger on August 14, 2025, 09:29:49 PM
I see we're back to the "cock" fetish just like your alto egos before this one!

  ;D

Until Calhoun said I had no idea!

Congratulations on your Horseplop HOF nomination!   tmbz1

Next round for sure!   tmbz1

Other than that, reading your posts lately you sound purely miserable, accusing, and wishing members whom are enjoying themself, actually contributing to the relevancy of topics here should leave plop when you're talking at all.  Bello, we were happy he came back that seemed to bother you.

I have a potty mouth, but the use of "cock" has been used a billion times on plop by too many people to count.

Have your fun whatever way you derive!   ;D
Title: Re: Electrodes on Drivers Balls via Remote Control - POLL
Post by: Lance on August 15, 2025, 01:39:17 PM
Who would hook them up?
Title: Re: Electrodes on Drivers Balls via Remote Control - POLL
Post by: Trigger on August 15, 2025, 01:50:58 PM
Who would hook them up?

If your schedule allows... tmbz1
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