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Title: The Nick Surick Invitational
Post by: bello on December 20, 2024, 11:51:23 AM: Hey, have you heard closing day at Freehold will feature the Nick Surick invitational. Open only to juicers who still are allowed to race.

Andy Miller gets his pick of horses to drive, George Brennan gets second choice.

Grand prize, a pair of gold-plated sandals.

Howard Bruno will take some of the money from his golden parachute to fund the golden sandals. Nick Surick to donate the oldest pair of shit-stained sandals he owns.

Looking for trainers to participate. But they better move fast or Per Engblom will have an 8 horse entry.
Title: Re: The Nick Surick Invitational
Post by: ferdinand the bull on December 20, 2024, 01:35:50 PM: Sponsored by Crawford Farms?
Title: Re: The Nick Surick Invitational
Post by: Yonkers1A on December 20, 2024, 02:22:36 PM: Oakes is going to light up a couple in honor of little Nicky
Title: Re: The Nick Surick Invitational
Post by: bello on December 20, 2024, 02:29:44 PM: Hot off the press, Dean Eckley in using wifey Britney Dillon his beard,

John Wagner just announced he is in using AdrianWisher as his beard,

They are now looking at 2 divisions but Howard Bruno said he will only pay for on pair of Gold-plated sandals.
Title: Re: The Nick Surick Invitational
Post by: GOAT on December 20, 2024, 03:11:35 PM: What is this jiberish?
Title: Re: The Nick Surick Invitational
Post by: KING HAKU on December 20, 2024, 08:48:09 PM: Quote from: Yonkers1A on December 20, 2024, 02:22:36 PM
Oakes is going to light up a couple in honor of little Nicky
how many fucking screen names do you have MP?
Title: Re: The Nick Surick Invitational
Post by: Racefan22 on December 21, 2024, 03:47:36 PM: All proceeds will go to the Sandals restitution fund!
Title: Re: The Nick Surick Invitational
Post by: MOHAWK FREAK on December 21, 2024, 04:05:55 PM: What day is this? It should be fun and lots of record breaking times.
Title: Re: The Nick Surick Invitational
Post by: Yonkers1A on December 21, 2024, 04:23:20 PM: Quote from: MOHAWK FREAK on December 21, 2024, 04:05:55 PM
What day is this? It should be fun and lots of record breaking times.

Track records will be set
Title: Re: The Nick Surick Invitational
Post by: MOHAWK FREAK on December 21, 2024, 04:24:57 PM: What day? I looked and don’t see anything yet. I want to make sure I’m there.
Title: Re: The Nick Surick Invitational
Post by: SwankToliverA on December 21, 2024, 07:40:38 PM: Quote from: bello on December 20, 2024, 11:51:23 AM
Hey, have you heard closing day at Freehold will feature the Nick Surick invitational. Open only to juicers who still are allowed to race.

Andy Miller gets his pick of horses to drive, George Brennan gets second choice.

Grand prize, a pair of gold-plated sandals.

Howard Bruno will take some of the money from his golden parachute to fund the golden sandals. Nick Surick to donate the oldest pair of shit-stained sandals he owns.

Looking for trainers to participate. But they better move fast or Per Engblom will have an 8 horse entry.

Gold plated sandals ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
Love it bello
Title: Re: The Nick Surick Invitational
Post by: Racefan22 on December 23, 2024, 12:44:15 PM: Nick will be appearing virtually from his cell to congratulate the winner this weekend!
Title: Re: The Nick Surick Invitational
Post by: Kirbys Ace on December 23, 2024, 06:08:55 PM: How about a list of trainers that are only allowed to enter a horse!