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General Category => Harness Racing => Topic started by: GOAT on October 21, 2024, 05:21:57 PM
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I just shit next to the tote board st Balmoral.
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Are you an animal or human?
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Well..we know he's a GOAT.
Tote board shitters...always bet the #2.
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Then I went to Northfield and shit next to their tote board.
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Don't get your ass too close to the light bulbs.
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The trifecta for you GOAT would be to travel to Freehold before December 28 and shit next to the infield tote board during a race.
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The art GOAT is to leave your logs near board so correct wind direction gives entire home stretch a 4 and a half hour whiff or at least, with a stronger gust direction, so that management draws a good breath or two in the upper deck (though any downdraft could affect the 9 patrons along the rail)
GAS MASK DAY promotion ideas
(First 25 patrons go home with full replica WWI gas mask.)
Nice.
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Actually I'm not going to Freehold but Rosecroft instead. That's a shit hole as well. They need a good dootie in their infield. Then maybe on to Yonkers.
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Actually I'm not going to Freehold but Rosecroft instead. That's a shit hole as well. They need a good dootie in their infield. Then maybe on to Yonkers.
You can score a super high 5 by shitting next to the tote board at Balmoral, Northfield, Freehold, Rosecroft, and Yonkers.
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Miss that place, good racing.
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Never played the Super High 5 before. Is it hard to hit? I'm more of a Daily Double guy myself.