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Title: Uncle Jerry, the short story.
Post by: Generation XYZ on February 25, 2024, 12:00:36 PM
Some say its true, others say its the musings of the deprived.  But as the tale goes... on a bet Uncle Jerry, the critically acclaimed Prominent Plop Pedophile, used to raise gerbils.

In the beginning his personal use was light and occasional, almost like a social coke user.  But, as time continued that wasn't enough for Uncle Jerry's and his insatiable appetite grew and grew, in ways his friends (the two or three he had), could not believe.  He started trolling Plop, then gay porn sites, the plop again and again. Worry set in and his now one friend thought it was the beginning of Uncle Jerry's end.

But to the friends delight Uncle Jerry reinvented himself as the commander of cock craving commentary, Senator Blutarsky, aka: Wally, etc. etc., and found his niche on gay porn sites.    THE END.
Title: Re: Uncle Jerry, the short story.
Post by: Generation XYZ on February 25, 2024, 12:07:50 PM
Watch out for UncleJerry, he carries his own soap-on-a-rope.  The rope is for his Asphyxiophilia practices.  bndg
Title: Re: Uncle Jerry, the short story.
Post by: Generation XYZ on February 25, 2024, 12:14:17 PM
In school the children used to gather round and sing, "Jerry...Jerry...D ingle...Berry". Which many believed lead to this damage psyche.  :'(
Title: Re: Uncle Jerry, the short story.
Post by: Kirbys Ace on February 25, 2024, 01:06:18 PM
Dude are you and Uncle Jerry circle jerking?  He seems to be on your mind a lot,
Title: Re: Uncle Jerry, the short story.
Post by: Generation XYZ on February 25, 2024, 03:54:19 PM
The guy is a melanoma on the ass of progress.  11.wp tmbz1 11.wp
Title: Re: Uncle Jerry, the short story.
Post by: Calhoun on February 25, 2024, 07:01:40 PM
Dude are you and Uncle Jerry circle jerking?  He seems to be on your mind a lot,
It's a bit disturbing
Title: Re: Uncle Jerry, the short story.
Post by: Bernie Madoff on February 25, 2024, 09:36:49 PM
It's a bit disturbing



It's VERY disturbing.
Title: Re: Uncle Jerry, the short story.
Post by: Generation XYZ on February 26, 2024, 07:45:12 PM
Even I find it disturbing. 11.wp
Title: Re: Uncle Jerry, the short story.
Post by: Generation XYZ on February 26, 2024, 08:11:14 PM
If you exam the pattern of UncleJerry's sexual frustrations, and dissect his fixation with Goat Dicks. One might find that He, was most likely introduced to the bizarre world of zoophilia buggery by his own Uncle.  11.mq bndg Sad really.
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