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Title: If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???
Post by: Benita S on December 22, 2023, 06:43:16 PM
I'm sick and tired of reading all of the horseplop members bitch and moan about harness racing. Try stabling at springfield fairgrounds and shipping to hawthorne to race and then tell me that we horsemen and horsewomen dont bust our asses and work hard. Yeah, we don't have time to be in front of a computer all day like you lesbians and queers. If you think this life is easy then come down to the fairgrounds and groom a few. Assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Benita & Tom
Title: Re: If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???
Post by: LAW AND ORDER on December 22, 2023, 06:47:09 PM
IF THE TRACKS CLOSED DOWN MY GUESS IS THE HORSEMEN WOULD BECOME PHARMACEUTICAL SALES ASSOCIATES.
Title: Re: If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???
Post by: Mazola on December 22, 2023, 06:47:32 PM
I know, the place is full of queers
Title: Re: If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???
Post by: Generation XYZ on December 22, 2023, 08:11:26 PM
Then it would become a queer pile up! ngc3
Title: Re: If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???
Post by: Kirbys Ace on December 22, 2023, 08:25:31 PM
I know, the place is full of queers

And here you are!
Title: Re: If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???
Post by: Mazola on December 22, 2023, 08:29:11 PM
And here you are!

and you too ngc3
Title: Re: If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???
Post by: LAW AND ORDER on December 22, 2023, 08:32:06 PM
PHARMACEUTICAL SALES
Title: Re: If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???
Post by: Mazola on December 22, 2023, 08:35:31 PM
I hear carny
Title: Re: If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???
Post by: captain morgan on December 22, 2023, 08:40:03 PM
Would you like to super size that?
Title: Re: If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???
Post by: whiteplains on December 22, 2023, 09:21:04 PM
Slot Attendent
Title: Re: If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???
Post by: Mazola on December 22, 2023, 09:22:39 PM
NYC carriage horse operator
Title: Re: If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???
Post by: Balmoral buzz on December 22, 2023, 09:24:42 PM
Child molesters, rapists, and low life scumbag crack dealers.
Title: Re: If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???
Post by: davenchop on December 22, 2023, 10:38:38 PM
anybody with a brain or training ability would race at hoosier or minnesota or ohio tracks.. what kind of dipshit
moron would race at hawthorne...
Title: Re: If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???
Post by: harnessplop on December 22, 2023, 10:39:56 PM
Door dash, plow snow, landscaping....70 s that's all u had...now u have spirts betting...legal pot...Playstation 5 gaming....sports betting...who needs racing. Stand around 20 mins between races...waste. 79s its in ny no video just delayed audio at belmont.
Title: Re: If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???
Post by: rainman2 on December 22, 2023, 11:02:51 PM
As quite a few trainers are 65+, many would actually retire and not have to work their asses off anymore!
Title: Re: If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???
Post by: Wild bull on December 22, 2023, 11:50:55 PM
Well if you are Bobby the bumble🐝 you'll just have more kids with more women till you find that one to support your ass
Title: Re: If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???
Post by: rainman2 on December 23, 2023, 12:44:32 AM
NYC carriage horse operator

At least they would be an experienced hire!!
Title: Re: If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???
Post by: kantseeback on December 23, 2023, 08:48:43 AM
I'm sick and tired of reading all of the horseplop members bitch and moan about harness racing. Try stabling at springfield fairgrounds and shipping to hawthorne to race and then tell me that we horsemen and horsewomen dont bust our asses and work hard. Yeah, we don't have time to be in front of a computer all day like you lesbians and queers. If you think this life is easy then come down to the fairgrounds and groom a few. Assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Benita & Tom
If harness racing closed down, I predict state welfare budgets would swell as well as meth sales.
All those horse people would have plenty of time on their hands to be queers and lesbians.
Title: Re: If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???
Post by: caddy on December 23, 2023, 11:05:01 AM
As quite a few trainers are 65+, many would actually retire and not have to work their asses off anymore!

Certainly all of these well spoken ladies and gents would be equipped to develop talents to enter any new career. 

As for me?  I suppose I'll round up a half dozen confident fellas, practice up a male dance revu shakin' the wild lasso to the greatest disco hits of yesteryear - a village people tribute and beyond -  then load up the posse in a 1992 Dodge Caravan mini van to hit the assisted living/senior homes.  Imagine all the mature grannies cashing their social security at the bank in singles to tuck old George Washington's picture in those manly G-strings.

Obviously, I'm prepared for the end of the horsemen daze and, as a matter of fact, am just now taking a break from working on our Christmas elf extravaganza hip-shakin, hoochi-koochie show at Peaceful Acres rest home.   
Title: Re: If harness racing closed down what type of employment would the horsemen have???
Post by: Mailbox Money on December 23, 2023, 06:43:39 PM
It would be a shame to be the best chemist around and have no way to prove it! ngc3
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