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Title: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Frank Deglomine on November 23, 2023, 07:12:49 PM
Another beautiful performance by Jays God-mom, none other than Country megastar Ms Dolly Parton. She still looks and sounds as good as when you were born Jay. Happy Thanksgiving to Dolly and the number 1 barn in all of harness racing, the Hochstetlers.  tmbz1
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Harness racer on November 23, 2023, 08:01:58 PM
 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 please stop!!!   ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Brown jug on November 23, 2023, 08:26:56 PM
of course she sounds good, they were playing her music from 40 years ago
didnt even pretend not to be lip-syncing ... no microphone
sometimes you just have to know when to bow out gracefully
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Balmoral buzz on November 23, 2023, 08:27:51 PM
Still got a nice set of jugs. She is a MILF
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Bernie Madoff on November 23, 2023, 08:58:06 PM
Still got a nice set of jugs. She is a MILF




You need to make an appointment with your optometrist.
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Balmoral buzz on November 23, 2023, 08:59:45 PM



You need to make an appointment with your optometrist.
Come on. You wouldn’t hit that if you could. Always had nice jugs.
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Par Four on November 23, 2023, 09:39:55 PM
Come on. You wouldn’t hit that if you could. Always had nice jugs.

Never go over the same spot twice
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Generation XYZ on November 23, 2023, 10:39:02 PM
Another beautiful performance by Jays God-mom, none other than Country megastar Ms Dolly Parton. She still looks and sounds as good as when you were born Jay. Happy Thanksgiving to Dolly and the number 1 barn in all of harness racing, the Hochstetlers.  tmbz1

You are absolutely one very delusional person Connie. Check yourself in some where and get your head right.
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: caddy on November 24, 2023, 10:16:50 AM
of course she sounds good,
didnt even pretend not to be lip-syncing ...
sometimes you just have to know when to bow out gracefully

75 YO and still has confidence to parade out in a Dallas Cheerleader outfit?  She's on course w/ some extra work in the make-up room; but, who among us wouldn't like to shake off the ravages of time and still look delicious?

If you have a complaint it's that Country Dolly is embracing that R&R HOF as if it's real.

Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Gaagoots on November 24, 2023, 11:01:15 AM
Amazing at her age! Yes she's had some cosmetic work done however,  I'd eat her like a fucking apple! I'm wondering if that "snapper" is still well lubricated? Doesn't matter I'd still fuck it..
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Kirbys Ace on November 24, 2023, 12:02:59 PM
Come on. You wouldn’t hit that if you could. Always had nice jugs.

75 yrs old. Take that body suit off and I'm sure you'll change your mind in a hurry!
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: FirstUpFrom8Hole on November 24, 2023, 12:32:36 PM
Holy shit, this Connie or whoever it is from that barn has some serious issues.
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Gaagoots on November 24, 2023, 12:51:23 PM
75 yrs old. Take that body suit off and I'm sure you'll change your mind in a hurry!
No, I'd still fuck it.
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: PIGLAND on November 24, 2023, 02:09:33 PM
showed the camel toe.
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Gaagoots on November 24, 2023, 02:53:47 PM
showed the camel toe.
I saw that 👅
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: carl baldwin on November 24, 2023, 04:41:49 PM
Amazing at her age! Yes she's had some cosmetic work done however,  I'd eat her like a fucking apple! .
https://youtu.be/ub3Cm0V_Z8w?si=GtfeWmrYAdmctejI
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: PineHurstPacer on November 24, 2023, 05:01:27 PM
Amazing at her age! Yes she's had some cosmetic work done however,  I'd eat her like a fucking apple! I'm wondering if that "snapper" is still well lubricated? Doesn't matter I'd still fuck it..

You may regret it when you come out with the worm
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: theokodjak26 on November 24, 2023, 07:18:41 PM
We have some demented, sick perverts talking about a 77 year old woman and wanting to eat her and wondering if she is still naturally lubricated. Her boobs haven’t been real in like 50 years. Her hair is someone else’s. At 77 she hasn’t been lubricated naturally since Jimmy Carter was President. And if you didn’t notice as she moved she kept holding on to whatever was behind her, clearly indicating she has typical imbalance issues that many seniors have. For Christ sakes she is an old lady. If Dolly is your fantasy girl I suspect what you really need is some blow up doll to shoot your old shit into.
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Balmoral buzz on November 24, 2023, 07:24:35 PM
Is she really jay hockey’s grandmother? I mean she still looks good in my opinion.
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Generation XYZ on November 24, 2023, 09:00:01 PM
Is she really jay hockey’s grandmother? I mean she still looks good in my opinion.

Its more made up BS by Connie Hocky, Just like Gural calling them up to entice them to move out east. I think that if its not Connie its Homer, tuned up and on Plop.
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Mazola on November 24, 2023, 09:45:29 PM
We have some demented, sick perverts talking about a 77 year old woman and wanting to eat her and wondering if she is still naturally lubricated. Her boobs haven’t been real in like 50 years. Her hair is someone else’s. At 77 she hasn’t been lubricated naturally since Jimmy Carter was President. And if you didn’t notice as she moved she kept holding on to whatever was behind her, clearly indicating she has typical imbalance issues that many seniors have. For Christ sakes she is an old lady. If Dolly is your fantasy girl I suspect what you really need is some blow up doll to shoot your old shit into.

Pete has been jerking off to her in his Moms basement for years 11.wj 11.wj 11.wj
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Generation XYZ on November 24, 2023, 10:19:54 PM
Sounds like he may have a few posters of Dolly, to go with his Farrah Fawcett Poster collection. ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Generation XYZ on November 24, 2023, 10:21:04 PM
We have some demented, sick perverts talking about a 77 year old woman and wanting to eat her and wondering if she is still naturally lubricated. Her boobs haven’t been real in like 50 years. Her hair is someone else’s. At 77 she hasn’t been lubricated naturally since Jimmy Carter was President. And if you didn’t notice as she moved she kept holding on to whatever was behind her, clearly indicating she has typical imbalance issues that many seniors have. For Christ sakes she is an old lady. If Dolly is your fantasy girl I suspect what you really need is some blow up doll to shoot your old shit into.

I'm sure if the Senator was here or Uncle Jerry shows up. They'll suggest using astro-glide.
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Gaagoots on November 24, 2023, 10:41:37 PM
We have some demented, sick perverts talking about a 77 year old woman and wanting to eat her and wondering if she is still naturally lubricated. Her boobs haven’t been real in like 50 years. Her hair is someone else’s. At 77 she hasn’t been lubricated naturally since Jimmy Carter was President. And if you didn’t notice as she moved she kept holding on to whatever was behind her, clearly indicating she has typical imbalance issues that many seniors have. For Christ sakes she is an old lady. If Dolly is your fantasy girl I suspect what you really need is some blow up doll to shoot your old shit into.
Did I say if she was my fantasy girl? No. All I said was I eat her like a fucking apple and I’m wondering if that snapper is still lubricated. It wouldn’t matter I fuck her anyway, so would you…who are you kidding oh mighty one over there!
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: LUCPARK on November 24, 2023, 11:05:18 PM
Did I say if she was my fantasy girl? No. All I said was I eat her like a fucking apple and I’m wondering if that snapper is still lubricated. It wouldn’t matter I fuck her anyway, so would you…who are you kidding oh mighty one over there!

your enbarressing your self dude

how fckin hard up are you shes an 80 yr old lady  ..

wdf  calm down act like you been there before
 or at least seen a vagina in person 

80 yrs old ,,,wdf

Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Gaagoots on November 24, 2023, 11:31:03 PM
your enbarressing your self dude

how fckin hard up are you shes an 80 yr old lady  ..

wdf  calm down act like you been there before
 or at least seen a vagina in person 

80 yrs old ,,,wdf
First of all I’m not a fucking dude. I probably fucked more women than you have hair on your head.

Now that we got that out of the way, I could give a flying fuck what you or anybody else thinks about me.
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Gaagoots on November 24, 2023, 11:32:10 PM
You may regret it when you come out with the worm
ngc3 ngc3 True
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Bitter Truth on November 25, 2023, 07:37:24 AM
Did mom put mirrors on the ceiling to draw em in for you? ngc3  11.wp
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: The Exporter on November 25, 2023, 07:54:45 AM
This may be the most disgusting and juvenile topics and postings in the storied history of The Plop. Pigman, do the right thing , remove this and give the fools a solid time out. 
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: PIGLAND on November 25, 2023, 08:01:49 AM
its gotta stink
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: The Exporter on November 25, 2023, 08:05:09 AM
What do you have to lose by taking this down and giving the players a good spanking, Porky?
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: PIGLAND on November 25, 2023, 08:11:22 AM
What do you have to lose by taking this down and giving the players a good spanking, Porky?
i agree
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Hush Limbaugh II on November 25, 2023, 09:00:04 AM
Keeps the plastic surgeons VERY BUSY 9 to 5.

Jugs looked like (https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/one-gallon-milk-bottle-red-color-cap-152790024.jpg)

They didn't move much either  11.wp 11.wp. My neighbor calls them "bolt ons"  ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: The Exporter on November 25, 2023, 09:33:08 AM
look what this did. This demented fool must have traded a few suppositories for some computer time. 
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Gaagoots on November 25, 2023, 10:30:30 AM
its gotta stink
You know what they say… once you get past the smell you got it licked:)👅
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Generation XYZ on November 25, 2023, 10:45:39 AM
its gotta stink

Nah to old and dried out.  Probably just petrified and preserved by now.
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Gaagoots on November 25, 2023, 10:55:25 AM
look what this did. This demented fool must have traded a few suppositories for some computer time.
How did you know!
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Gaagoots on November 25, 2023, 10:57:33 AM
Nah to old and dried out.  Probably just petrified and preserved by now.
Don't matter....I'd still fuck her.
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Generation XYZ on November 25, 2023, 11:18:34 AM
ahhh hhhuh
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Gaagoots on November 25, 2023, 11:25:00 AM
ahhh hhhuh
Oh by the way so would 90% of the men on here!  Don't let them bullshit you with she's an old lady nonsense!
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Gaagoots on November 25, 2023, 11:26:41 AM
We have some demented, sick perverts talking about a 77 year old woman and wanting to eat her and wondering if she is still naturally lubricated. Her boobs haven’t been real in like 50 years. Her hair is someone else’s. At 77 she hasn’t been lubricated naturally since Jimmy Carter was President. And if you didn’t notice as she moved she kept holding on to whatever was behind her, clearly indicating she has typical imbalance issues that many seniors have. For Christ sakes she is an old lady. If Dolly is your fantasy girl I suspect what you really need is some blow up doll to shoot your old shit into.
Who the fuck are you kidding!! You'd be the first one in line to eat that snapper after I got finished creating a ruckus on that old pussy!
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: caddy on November 25, 2023, 11:46:30 AM
Who the fuck are you kidding!! You'd be the first one in line to eat that snapper after I got finished creating a ruckus on that old pussy!

Big talker .. I can almost hear Dolly laughing outloud. 

You'd turn red as a beet and lookin' just like Bashful o the 7 Dwarfs.  Stop all the big-boy blowhardin'. 
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Generation XYZ on November 25, 2023, 12:28:59 PM
Big talker .. I can almost hear Dolly laughing outloud. 

You'd turn red as a beet and lookin' just like Bashful o the 7 Dwarfs.  Stop all the big-boy blowhardin'.

Age has no bounds hers, or his for hers. ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Gaagoots on November 25, 2023, 12:37:01 PM
Age has no bounds hers, or his for hers. ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
I'm probably the most truthful person on HP. These other bullshitters would be the first ones in line to fuck her. Who are they kidding.
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Gaagoots on November 25, 2023, 12:39:14 PM
Big talker .. I can almost hear Dolly laughing outloud. 

You'd turn red as a beet and lookin' just like Bashful o the 7 Dwarfs.  Stop all the big-boy blowhardin'.
Who the fuck are you kidding, you'd be the first one in line after I got done creating a ruckus on that old pussy
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: caddy on November 25, 2023, 02:26:52 PM
Who the fuck are you kidding, you'd be the first one in line after I got done creating a ruckus on that old pussy

listen, Gagger ... just root thru your box o musty old Playboys until you come across that issue frm the 80's w/ dolly dressed as a PB bunny.  Get yeeself all sweaty and breathin' hard and just let it go, so to speak
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Gaagoots on November 25, 2023, 05:55:20 PM
listen, Gagger ... just root thru your box o musty old Playboys until you come across that issue frm the 80's w/ dolly dressed as a PB bunny.  Get yeeself all sweaty and breathin' hard and just let it go, so to speak
I can't get the pages apart. ngc3
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Stan durbread on November 25, 2023, 06:42:10 PM
We have some demented, sick perverts talking about a 77 year old woman and wanting to eat her and wondering if she is still naturally lubricated. Her boobs haven’t been real in like 50 years. Her hair is someone else’s. At 77 she hasn’t been lubricated naturally since Jimmy Carter was President. And if you didn’t notice as she moved she kept holding on to whatever was behind her, clearly indicating she has typical imbalance issues that many seniors have. For Christ sakes she is an old lady. If Dolly is your fantasy girl I suspect what you really need is some blow up doll to shoot your old shit into.
She could be our next president
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: theokodjak26 on November 25, 2023, 08:40:23 PM
Most guys who talk like Gaagoots have a few things in common. First they have a dick that’s 2” or less. Then he can’t get it up and the few times he’s been with a woman they generally leave laughing. Third his pages of old Playboy mags are sticking together not from him but some young boy he molested.
Title: Re: Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton
Post by: Bitter Truth on November 25, 2023, 09:01:01 PM
 I almost posted that myself earlier on this thread. The ones that talk about it the most, generally are getting it the least or have done it the least.
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