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Title: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: LUCPARK on November 19, 2023, 10:49:00 AM
SANDALS HAS GOTTEN  ACCUSTOMED TO LIFE IN  CELL  OR DORM..
HE

WISHES EVERYONE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND MERRY XMAS 

AND LOOKIN FORWARD TO 2029 WHEN CAN RESUME HIS DOMINATION AT FREEHOLD AND EAST  COAST TRACKS

ANYONE WISHING TO GO SEEING HIM CAN CALL PRISON OFFICE AND ASK FOR VISIT.

ITS ENCOURAGED DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON TO KEEP THE MORALE UP FOR GUYS LESS FORTUNATE THEN US.  WHO ARE LOCKED UP AND CANT ENJOY MOMS OR GRANDMAS COOKING  .


LETS WISH ALL THE VETS AND TRAINERS BUSTED FROM FEDS A  HAPPY  JOYFULL AND WONDERFUL HOLIDAY SEASON.. ;D

ITS THE CHRISTIAN THING TO DO tmbz1

Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: Kirby's Ace on November 19, 2023, 11:54:05 AM
Let me guess. You just got off the phone with him?

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Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: Stan durbread on November 19, 2023, 12:19:12 PM
He is probably just home from a congical visit with Nicky
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: Mailbox Money on November 19, 2023, 01:57:07 PM
He is probably just home from a congical visit with Nicky
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Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: wecandream on November 19, 2023, 05:45:23 PM
Lucpark


Omg r u kidding, Nick must hate it in there. After all he’s a very active guy I don’t find him sitting still in the clinker being very patient.
Yeah I guess they all will miss a homemade hot meal.
So, I doubt very much if he adjusted, he probably never will!
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: onabrake on November 19, 2023, 06:35:04 PM
SANDALS HAS GOTTEN  ACCUSTOMED TO LIFE IN  CELL  OR DORM..
HE

WISHES EVERYONE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND MERRY XMAS 

AND LOOKIN FORWARD TO 2029 WHEN CAN RESUME HIS DOMINATION AT FREEHOLD AND EAST  COAST TRACKS

ANYONE WISHING TO GO SEEING HIM CAN CALL PRISON OFFICE AND ASK FOR VISIT.

ITS ENCOURAGED DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON TO KEEP THE MORALE UP FOR GUYS LESS FORTUNATE THEN US.  WHO ARE LOCKED UP AND CANT ENJOY MOMS OR GRANDMAS COOKING  .


LETS WISH ALL THE VETS AND TRAINERS BUSTED FROM FEDS A  HAPPY  JOYFULL AND WONDERFUL HOLIDAY SEASON.. ;D

ITS THE CHRISTIAN THING TO DO tmbz1


Fuck you jerkoff. Anybody that eliminates multiple horses should sit in solitary for the entire sentence. Now GSAC.
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: Generation XYZ on November 19, 2023, 06:36:55 PM
This is one Fucked up Thread. Failing to see any humor here.
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: Mazola on November 19, 2023, 06:44:09 PM
Nick may be a Catholic. In that case, he was probably ass fucked by a priest as a boy and now will be getting ass fucked by another man in black. (skin)
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: Generation XYZ on November 19, 2023, 07:25:20 PM
Nick may be a Catholic. In that case, he was probably ass fucked by a priest as a boy and now will be getting ass fucked by another man in black. (skin)

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Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: LUCPARK on November 19, 2023, 08:17:11 PM
This is one Fucked up Thread. Failing to see any humor here.

It’s way above your head

It’s meant for a few that read but never post

They got the message

Carry on. 

Good night
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: COUNSELOR on November 20, 2023, 12:57:26 AM
NO ONE EVER ADJUST TO PRISION LIFE---NO ONE.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CONGICAL VISITS IN THE FEDERAL SYSTEM.  IN FACT YOU CANNOT HUG--HOLD HANDS OR KISS YOUR WIFE WHILE EVEN ON VISIT AT A CAMP.  YOU GET ONE HUG UPON ARRIVAAL AND ONE HUG WHEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES--ANYTHING MORE IS A VISITATION VIOLATION---A TRUE NO NO THAT COULD MKE YOU LOSE YOUR VISITATION RIGHTS WHICH IS TERRIBLE AND END UP IN THE SHU.

FOLKS, PRSION IS REAL---VERY REAL.   NO JOKING---NO GAMES---JUST DO TE TIME  AND GO HOME.

NO ONE RECOVERS FULLY FRM PRISION---YOU MISS SO MUCH IN THE WORLD AS ALL NEWSPAPERS AND PERIODICALS ARE OLD SO YOU NEVER ARE CURRENT TO EVENTS IN THE WORLD,

THIS INDUSTRY IS IN SHAMBLES AND IT NEEDS STOPPED BEFORE IT GETS EVEN WORSE--THE INDICTED FOLKS TRULY HURT THIS INDUSTRY BEYOND REPAIR AND THERE WILL BE MORE ARREST COMING SHORTLY----KEEP CASH   CASH IS KING..
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: PineHurstPacer on November 20, 2023, 01:37:12 AM
NO ONE EVER ADJUST TO PRISION LIFE---NO ONE.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CONGICAL VISITS IN THE FEDERAL SYSTEM.  IN FACT YOU CANNOT HUG--HOLD HANDS OR KISS YOUR WIFE WHILE EVEN ON VISIT AT A CAMP.  YOU GET ONE HUG UPON ARRIVAAL AND ONE HUG WHEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES--ANYTHING MORE IS A VISITATION VIOLATION---A TRUE NO NO THAT COULD MKE YOU LOSE YOUR VISITATION RIGHTS WHICH IS TERRIBLE AND END UP IN THE SHU.



90% fake news

I work in a Federal prison
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: The Exporter on November 20, 2023, 05:47:32 AM
What was fake about it?
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: AGUA CALIENTE on November 20, 2023, 07:38:59 AM
Generation, Pukepark posted it. What else would you expect.
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: JOHN FRANK on November 20, 2023, 07:47:06 AM
XYZ: IT LUC"S style. Thru the years he likes to JACK posters with his entertainin with no truth involved. His best are his huge exacta fake bets which always LOSE. At times he very entertain.
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: Kirby's Ace on November 20, 2023, 09:44:58 AM
XYZ: IT LUC"S style. Thru the years he likes to JACK posters with his entertainin with no truth involved. His best are his huge exacta fake bets which always LOSE. At times he very entertain.

Not to mention those great contests with prizes of unspeakable value!

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Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: Lance on November 20, 2023, 09:47:33 AM
If I went to visit these guys in prison would they let me use the shower there ??
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: Superfecta on November 20, 2023, 02:22:59 PM
Not to mention those great contests with prizes of unspeakable value!

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$15,000 bounty as well.
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: PIGLAND on November 20, 2023, 03:34:02 PM
turkey no good in prison
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: PIGLAND on November 20, 2023, 03:39:23 PM
turkey no good in prison
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: Generation XYZ on November 20, 2023, 03:56:09 PM
XYZ: IT LUC"S style. Thru the years he likes to JACK posters with his entertainin with no truth involved. His best are his huge exacta fake bets which always LOSE. At times he very entertain.

I got you. In that case jokes was on me. No harm. Good One LucPark
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: LAW AND ORDER on November 20, 2023, 04:44:50 PM
This is one Fucked up Thread. Failing to see any humor here.
THATS EXACTLY WHY LUCPARK STARTED IT. RUFFALO HAD A REALLY BAD YEAR WITH THE HORSES SO HE IS TRYING TO BUST BALLS. I NEVER THOUGH ID BE SAYING THIS JAY HOCKEY SMOKED ERV THIS YEAR AND I DONT THINK ROCCO CAN OVER THAT ONE. IT HAS TO BE A TOUGH PILL TO SWALLOW BECAUSE OF THE ANNOYING BASTARD THE JAY IS.
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: PIGLAND on November 20, 2023, 05:04:24 PM
luke park made good money this year racing accros the country dont kid your self law man
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: LAW AND ORDER on November 20, 2023, 05:21:24 PM
luke park made good money this year racing accros the country dont kid your self law man
I ONLY SAW HIM RACE AT HOOSIER AND IT GOT SO BAD THAT JAMIE MACOMBER THREW HIM OUT OF HER BARN AND HE ENDED UP GOING TO MISSY ESSIG AND SHE WASNT ABLE TO WIN A FIXED RACE FOR HIM. THE ONES THAT HE HAD FOR 5-10% WERE OKAY BUT NOTHING SPECTACULAR. I THINK THE WHOLE POINT OF LUCPARK STARTING THIS THREAD WAS TO DIVERT ATTENTION AWAY FROM THE THREAD WHERE JAY HOCKEY BASICALLY CALLED HIM OUT.
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: COUNSELOR on November 22, 2023, 12:53:32 AM
I SEE NO FAKE NEWS!   THE TRUTH IS EVEN CAMP IS WORSE THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE.   THERE IS MUCH UNCERTAINTY----LONELY!  THE FIRST STEP ACT IS NOT BEING IMPLEMENTED AS WAS INTENDED WHEN SIGNED 5 YEARS AGO BY PRESIDENT TRUMP.   

THIS IS PRISION---AND PRISION IS AS BAD AS IT GETS.   WHOEVER SAYS IT IS NOT A BIG DEAL IS LYING OR THEY HAVE NEVER SEEN IT FROM THE INSIDE OUT .

THIS IS THE HORROW OF THE CRIMES---IF YOU DO THE CRIME YOU MUT DO THE TIME!  MONEY MEANS NOTHING IN THE PRISION-----THESE FELLAS ALL WILL BE MADE TO BECOME NEW MEN OR THEY WILL BE EDUCATED WHILE INCARCERATED.

TIME TRUY CRAWLS WHEN YOU ARE INCRCERATED----TICK TOCK TICK TOCK!!!!!   AND THAT IS FAST!
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: rainman2 on November 22, 2023, 01:03:31 AM
If I went to visit these guys in prison would they let me use the shower there ??

You could be 'the leader of the pack' if you play your cards right!
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: The Exporter on November 22, 2023, 07:57:40 AM
What sucks most about prison is you are locked up 24/7 with criminals.
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: helpplease on November 22, 2023, 09:21:08 AM
I SEE NO FAKE NEWS!   THE TRUTH IS EVEN CAMP IS WORSE THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE.   THERE IS MUCH UNCERTAINTY----LONELY!  THE FIRST STEP ACT IS NOT BEING IMPLEMENTED AS WAS INTENDED WHEN SIGNED 5 YEARS AGO BY PRESIDENT TRUMP.   

THIS IS PRISION---AND PRISION IS AS BAD AS IT GETS.   WHOEVER SAYS IT IS NOT A BIG DEAL IS LYING OR THEY HAVE NEVER SEEN IT FROM THE INSIDE OUT .

THIS IS THE HORROW OF THE CRIMES---IF YOU DO THE CRIME YOU MUT DO THE TIME!  MONEY MEANS NOTHING IN THE PRISION-----THESE FELLAS ALL WILL BE MADE TO BECOME NEW MEN OR THEY WILL BE EDUCATED WHILE INCARCERATED.

TIME TRUY CRAWLS WHEN YOU ARE INCRCERATED----TICK TOCK TICK TOCK!!!!!   AND THAT IS FAST!

Sounds like hyperbole to me. If it was that bad why would criminals do time, get out just to do crime & be sent back? I hear all the time where criminals have been in & out of prison their whole life.
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: The Exporter on November 22, 2023, 10:15:58 AM
Because, they are criminals. Many accept prison as an occupational hazard. Many have a mental illness. Then there are the others who pushed it to far and got busted. They learn they are not smarter than everyone else and change their ways.
 No doubt, if you are doing Federal time, do it at a Camp level facility. But, you are a convict and your life will never be the same. Got to go, it's count time.
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: JOHN FRANK on November 22, 2023, 10:30:01 AM
Me thinks the counselor referin to those who go to prison for first time and never spent time jailed up before. That might be diffenant experience.
I'ss members the former GOV of ILLINOIS got 10 years. I believe he was pardoned by TRUMP after 7. He was a jogger who always kept himself in great shape. And jail time never got him down. As he jogged evet day on prison track and kept his endorphins up. So,it most likely depends on individual. Former GOV of ILLINOIS RYAN a different story. Although he older the system broke him down. Released early for health issues. And by the way. That a big issue in PRISON. Medical and Dentistry practically do not exist. Don't know about the TURKEY on THANKSGIVIN,but inmates cookin and they NO like you,a individual might like to pass on that day and others. Anyseehow: I;m finished tryin to impersonate the COONSEEEALOR.
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: Kirby's Ace on November 22, 2023, 10:43:36 AM
Me thinks the counselor referin to those who go to prison for first time and never spent time jailed up before. That might be diffenant experience.
I'ss members the former GOV of ILLINOIS got 10 years. I believe he was pardoned by TRUMP after 7. He was a jogger who always kept himself in great shape. And jail time never got him down. As he jogged evet day on prison track and kept his endorphins up. So,it most likely depends on individual. Former GOV of ILLINOIS RYAN a different story. Although he older the system broke him down. Released early for health issues. And by the way. That a big issue in PRISON. Medical and Dentistry practically do not exist. Don't know about the TURKEY on THANKSGIVIN,but inmates cookin and they NO like you,a individual might like to pass on that day and others. Anyseehow: I;m finished tryin to impersonate the COONSEEEALOR.

You did a xcelent job tring to impersonate him! Spillin and punctunations was on point as well..
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: Generation XYZ on November 22, 2023, 10:46:08 AM
You did a xcelent job tring to impersonate him! Spillin and punctunations was on point as well..

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Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: JOHN FRANK on November 22, 2023, 11:55:34 AM
JOHN FRANK ARMY gonna say one more thin on this TOPIC.
He been arrested 29 times in his LIFE. Last was the OJ verdict when it came down and me at ARLINGTON TRACKSIDE. But me last arrest was OK as I took on 4 cheering for OJ. IT cost JOHN FRANK ARMY a small fortune.
I was always as I said before a little maybe more on WILD SIDE.
And a lotta me arrests I could always go to crooked STATE'S attorneys and have case thrown out. Just go to office and fork over cash and never have to show in court.
And I've spent some time in COUNTY jails.These all ILLINOIS. KANE,Mc'Henry and Cook. Never been to PRISON. Just want to say: You got some rough fucks in these jails. They awaitin their trial for MURDER and other big time crimes. You hold your own. You don't FUC with them.
Wanta mention one other thin. When me in ARMY: One time me pretty fucked up DRINKIN and DRUGS. This when me doin trainin at DUGWAY,UTAH. The MP'S escourted me to barrecks and room. To be continued.
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: JOHN FRANK on November 22, 2023, 12:17:37 PM
So's I'm so fucked up I think 30 minutes gone by. It more like 3. I'sss open the door to escape and there is 2 MP'S and the OFFICER OF DAY and MEEESES clocks him. I'm takin to a cell that no soldiers even knew existed. Had not been used since WORLD WAR !!. Anyhows ,next mornin the MP'S take me to see TOP. He the highest enlisted man on post. He say's to ME. I knew him: I shoild BUST your ASS. And throw you otta this ARMY. But you a exceptional soldier,not only here but your record so far. He goes: Go shower and come back here in 30 minutes lookin like a US ARMY SOLDIER. Oh man, that was a race. And when me arrives he say's to me. TOO be continued.
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: JOHN FRANK on November 22, 2023, 12:33:36 PM
YOU going to big time apoligize to that OFFICER of DAY. Because he standin outside me office at this moment. And he tells me he could bust you without me consent. In wlks the CAPTAIN. I'ss apoligizes for me CLOCKIN him. He accepts me apoligy. He leaves. And then TOP went bezerk. I'm warnin you POS,any infraction again and I'LL have you in LEAVENWORTH. In meeese career in ARMY .TOP saved me and came to rescue.
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: JOHN FRANK on November 22, 2023, 12:39:58 PM
One last thin,for second time.
Me arrests could all be wiped out if I went to ILLINOIS POLICE headquarters . Pay like $50.00 and no one would ever know.
Might have cost me some jops and positions when me younger.
I never cared. It me life and I not hidin it.
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: JOHN FRANK on November 22, 2023, 01:08:45 PM
I'll add one more thin 3rd time.
One thin about JOHN FRANK. He stands his ground over years.
He got his opinion in critical situations and others even way above them have theirs.
In NAM ,at one time I refused to follow orders to do a drop on a civilian POP. Defyin authority. It cost me a PROMOTION.
BUT FOLKS, JOHN FRANK ARMY was and be RIGHT.
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: seriously on November 22, 2023, 02:16:52 PM
Do you ever open a thread just hoping for good news? 

Just once I'd like to read something like.....

"News From Prison

Nick Surrick found dead in his cell, apparent gay triangle."

Now I would be THANKFUL for that, and not surprised in the least. 
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: Generation XYZ on November 22, 2023, 07:08:41 PM
I'll add one more thin 3rd time.
One thin about JOHN FRANK. He stands his ground over years.
He got his opinion in critical situations and others even way above them have theirs.
In NAM ,at one time I refused to follow orders to do a drop on a civilian POP. Defyin authority. It cost me a PROMOTION.
BUT FOLKS, JOHN FRANK ARMY was and be RIGHT.

I can attest to this. JFA corrected me a time or two.
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: Mazola on November 22, 2023, 07:11:05 PM
Do you ever open a thread just hoping for good news? 

Just once I'd like to read something like.....

"News From Prison

Nick Surrick found dead in his cell, apparent gay triangle."

Now I would be THANKFUL for that, and not surprised in the least.
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Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: Whatchutalkinboutwillis on November 23, 2023, 09:36:22 PM
SANDALS HAS GOTTEN  ACCUSTOMED TO LIFE IN  CELL  OR DORM..
HE

WISHES EVERYONE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND MERRY XMAS 

AND LOOKIN FORWARD TO 2029 WHEN CAN RESUME HIS DOMINATION AT FREEHOLD AND EAST  COAST TRACKS

ANYONE WISHING TO GO SEEING HIM CAN CALL PRISON OFFICE AND ASK FOR VISIT.

ITS ENCOURAGED DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON TO KEEP THE MORALE UP FOR GUYS LESS FORTUNATE THEN US.  WHO ARE LOCKED UP AND CANT ENJOY MOMS OR GRANDMAS COOKING  .


LETS WISH ALL THE VETS AND TRAINERS BUSTED FROM FEDS A  HAPPY  JOYFULL AND WONDERFUL HOLIDAY SEASON.. ;D

ITS THE CHRISTIAN THING TO DO tmbz1
In 2029, Freehold Raceway will be town houses.
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: MOSES on November 23, 2023, 10:29:28 PM
Freehold Raceway is a registered historical sight and cannot be developed.
They probably received tax credits over the years under the federal historical registration act. The only thing they can do with site is to just shut  the place down but they would still have to maintain the up keep of the property to avoid legal problems with the town. Keeping it functional is the lesser of two evils….maybe after simulcasting and sports betting plus purse subsidies, they limit their losses.
Title: Re: NEWS FROM PRISON
Post by: Kirby's Ace on November 24, 2023, 05:23:01 PM
Apparently willisdosentknoww hathestalkinabout
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