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Title: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
Post by: Fuguzzi on September 21, 2023, 04:05:23 PM
Horse gets parked - he never mentions it. Horse pops pocket before the turn - he never mentions it. Horse goes wide down the back going nowhere - that he mentions. Top of the stretch, D Dunn swings All Lathered Up wide and he SCREAMS like the horse is making a serious move, flattens right out. Did he ever hear of the word "length"? He needs a lawn chair, binoculars and a corn dog.
Title: Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
Post by: jupiter on September 21, 2023, 04:16:24 PM
Everybody is scared to tell the old fuck he's all done. Quit for the love of god.
Title: Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
Post by: bello on September 21, 2023, 04:18:53 PM
He Quit....He is asked to come back for the judge and other guest appearances to fill in when a track when a regular announcer is off
Title: Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
Post by: shotgunner on September 21, 2023, 04:24:32 PM
He Quit....He is asked to come back for the judge and other guest appearances to fill in when a track when a regular announcer is off
He really needs to only do a couple of races a day for Jug week if hes gonna do it. He just gets worn down too easy and makes even more mistakes than usual for a near 80 yr old.
Title: Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
Post by: jupiter on September 21, 2023, 04:25:10 PM
Then gag the old fuck. Tell all race tracks he's fucking senile, blind as a bat, slobbers all the time. Please pull the plug on the mike.
Title: Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
Post by: theokodjak26 on September 21, 2023, 04:44:40 PM
Then gag the old fuck. Tell all race tracks he's fucking senile, blind as a bat, slobbers all the time. Please pull the plug on the mike.
Gag the old fuck? Why don’t we gag all guys over 80  73cv.2
Title: Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
Post by: Fuguzzi on September 21, 2023, 04:45:32 PM
Gag the old fuck? Why don’t we gag all guys over 80  73cv.2
There'd be too much drool.
Title: Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
Post by: LUCPARK on September 21, 2023, 08:05:30 PM
EMBARRASSING RACE CALLS ALL DAY

MANY MISTAKES

ON ANOTHER BIG HARNESS DAY OF RACING

THEY SEND OUT ,,MR MAGOO

TBREDS IS LIGHT YRS IN FRONT OF THESE BACKWARDS ASSES

Title: Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
Post by: Fuguzzi on September 21, 2023, 08:08:22 PM
Except for the death and destruction
Title: Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
Post by: White Rabbit on September 21, 2023, 08:10:11 PM
In the one race they didn’t put the half time up till after the 3/4’s and he called 3/4’ 55’4 third 1/4 29’1. He’s just embarrassing himself now. Needs to step away.
Title: Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
Post by: theokodjak26 on September 21, 2023, 08:16:43 PM
Hutson we have a problem
Title: Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
Post by: Open bridle on September 21, 2023, 09:45:53 PM
I think it's time to find a replacement and limit him to a few undercard races. Also, I was there and I sure didn't see the 40k they announced. The crowds are just not like they use to be.
Title: Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
Post by: Casualfan1 on September 22, 2023, 04:06:00 AM
He always been terrible IMO but definitely gotten worse or should say has completely lost it.  Go get that Kurt Becker guy who is the announcer at Keeneland and does some harness.  Watching Keenland I’ve never heard him make a mistake or even take a breath   Guy is phenomenal. 
Title: Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
Post by: dinkadoo on September 22, 2023, 08:04:40 AM
It's Miller Time  ! !

I could only imagine how horrid that sounded in the grandstand on the old speaker system.

Then they throw it to Wendy who interviews Bud Hatifeld who tells a story and then immediately has to tell a story.....

Some things never change....
Title: Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
Post by: albitchross on September 22, 2023, 08:17:12 AM
he has always been terrible...  and the Jug call was pathetic and one of his worst ever.  It should be an automatic to not be asked to call a race ever again.
Title: Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
Post by: jupiter on September 22, 2023, 11:48:25 AM
AMEN, RIP Roger's announcing career.
Title: Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
Post by: Mailbox Money on September 22, 2023, 01:43:02 PM
I loved the comment on the OHHA live feed! A viewer on the live chat says " This announcer must be a new guy " after Roger yelled 3/4 in 1:55 during a preliminary race. ngc3
Title: Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
Post by: Fuguzzi on September 22, 2023, 01:50:30 PM
Awesome catch, buddy.
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