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Title: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Larry Bird Boy on July 15, 2023, 11:24:57 PM
It’s time to get rid of all of those old guys named after races and start with some of the new young guys in today’s harness game. Nobody gives a shit about what those old dead guys did in the 1960’s. Let’s get rid of Haughton and Dancer and replace their names some of the new rising stars of harness racing. Nobody in the grandstand even knows who those guy are. Let them Rest In Peace and give some of these new young guys a chance.
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Fuguzzi on July 16, 2023, 12:20:16 AM
I thought your doing away with the winners circle suggestion was assinine until i read this  you are truly an asshole
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: wizardofoz on July 16, 2023, 12:23:44 AM
You want to name stakes races after LIVING horsemen and women?
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Fuguzzi on July 16, 2023, 12:32:19 AM
You want to name stakes races after LIVING horsemen and women?
He is a complete idiot   not worth arguing with him   
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Larry Bird Boy on July 16, 2023, 12:40:50 AM
Yeah cause I don’t agree with you. I’m entitled to my opinion just like you are pal. Get lost. You like living in the past be my guest. Just like removing statues and shines of George Washington and Thomas Jefferson. Away with the old and in with the new
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Fuguzzi on July 16, 2023, 12:44:29 AM
So using your logic we should get rid of races named after dead horses from bygone eras  RIGHT>   No more Messenger or Hambletonian or Dexter or Lady Maud or Niatross or Misteltoe Shalee   do away with the entire history of the sport   have memorail races named after living beings   you are a genius   should work in marketing   and your contention that no one in the grandstand knows who haughton and dancer are is absurd
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Larry Bird Boy on July 16, 2023, 12:46:51 AM
So using your logic we should get rid of races named after dead horses from bygone eras  RIGHT>   No more Messenger or Hambletonian or Dexter or Lady Maud or Niatross or Misteltoe Shalee   do away with the entire history of the sport   have memorail races named after living beings   you are a genius   should work in marketing   and your contention that no one in the grandstand knows who haughton and dancer are is absurd
So you’re telling me that people go to watch and bet in these rac s because of the dead persons name? You can call the race whatever you want and it’s not going to do anything for the bettors or people in the grandstand. I mean honestly who even knows who those old men were?
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Larry Bird Boy on July 16, 2023, 10:18:12 AM
Nobody knows who in the heck dancer or haughton was. Call the races after today’s current people. Leave the past in the past. I never heard of half these people
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: onabrake on July 16, 2023, 10:32:30 AM
Nobody knows who in the heck dancer or haughton was. Call the races after today’s current people. Leave the past in the past. I never heard of half these people


who the hell was larry bird??????
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Generation XYZ on July 16, 2023, 10:59:41 AM
Where would the sport be without these names? Why have a hall of fame or monuments to great horses if it just gets wiped away.  This isnt a racial divide, its horse racing.
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: harnessplop on July 16, 2023, 11:03:56 AM
It's the Billy Parker memorial...or George Brennan pace. Dude shutup
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Fuguzzi on July 16, 2023, 11:16:20 AM
Where would the sport be without these names? Why have a hall of fame or monuments to great horses if it just gets wiped away.  This isnt a racial divide, its horse racing.
Totally agree   i dont know why we are even arguing with children
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: The Thorn on July 16, 2023, 12:08:58 PM
Love it when everybody does the work for me.11.wp   Thanks guys ...

I was thinking about starting a thread to call out the stupidest comments or threads posted weekly.  This one would be there.   ngc3
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: toothman on July 16, 2023, 12:25:25 PM
Comment is ridiculous.
But iwas going to ask anyway whether anyone in the broadcast mentioned Miller Dancer and the Haughton family at all during the telecast?
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Meadow Ford on July 16, 2023, 12:33:11 PM
IMHO
In Social Media terms I think Bird Boy is just out Catfishing.
I think he is laughing like hell, and enjoying the replies of those taking him seriously.
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: The Thorn on July 16, 2023, 12:44:15 PM
Now who on this site catfishes to see the pigeons flock on a regular basis not caring what people think about him?  ;D
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Kirby's Ace on July 16, 2023, 01:01:41 PM
I'm all for the "CEBA HORSEY SLASHING DERBY!"

 73cv.2 tmbz1
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Bernie Madoff on July 16, 2023, 01:04:59 PM

who the hell was larry bird??????



Most overrated basketball player right behind Earvin Johnson.
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: jupiter on July 16, 2023, 01:18:29 PM
The Lou Pena open pace, anything goes. Just plain stupid idea.
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Kirby's Ace on July 16, 2023, 01:47:56 PM
The Cassie Coleman Yogurt Pace!

 ngc3
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Fuguzzi on July 16, 2023, 02:24:52 PM


Most overrated basketball player right behind Earvin Johnson.
You cant possibly believe Earvin Magic Johnson was overrated.
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Generation XYZ on July 16, 2023, 02:33:00 PM
You cant possibly believe Earvin Magic Johnson was overrated.

Delusional people have no boundaries.  ngc3
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Bernie Madoff on July 16, 2023, 03:12:59 PM
You cant possibly believe Earvin Magic Johnson was overrated.



You are absolutely wrong.   The three "best" players of that era were Larry Canary, Earvin Johnson and Chris Mullen. You could search basketball history and not find three slower players. That was the dark ages of the NBA. Earvin isn't even top five in Laker's history.
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Fuguzzi on July 16, 2023, 03:28:33 PM


You are absolutely wrong.   The three "best" players of that era were Larry Canary, Earvin Johnson and Chris Mullen. You could search basketball history and not find three slower players. That was the dark ages of the NBA. Earvin isn't even top five in Laker's history.
Go look at Bleacher report  Just one source   get an education  Consensus rankings put him at the top of Lakers greatest players ever    your analysis about him being slow is absurd   Stepped in and played center when Kareem got hurt    Magic is the only NBA player in history to win Championships starting at each position  Center  Forward  Guard   ( NBA Finals   % championships  Jerry west by comparison won 1 out of 9
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Fuguzzi on July 16, 2023, 03:30:35 PM
BTW  Magic Johnson 3 NBA CHampionship MVPS       Kobe 2
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Larry Bird Boy on July 16, 2023, 04:50:42 PM


Most overrated basketball player right behind Earvin Johnson.
Now stop it with comparing a true sport like basketball where players are paid 100 million a year to play to harness racing where half the world never even heard of. You can go abroad and ask a 15 year old kid of he ever heard of Michael Jordan, or magic, or Kobe and ask that same kid if he knows who dancer, haughton or Miller is and they’ll think you’re some kind of weirdo. Get rid of these old men who were probably good horsemen but why not do something to change the face of harness racing.
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Generation XYZ on July 16, 2023, 05:51:16 PM
Now stop it with comparing a true sport like basketball where players are paid 100 million a year to play to harness racing where half the world never even heard of. You can go abroad and ask a 15 year old kid of he ever heard of Michael Jordan, or magic, or Kobe and ask that same kid if he knows who dancer, haughton or Miller is and they’ll think you’re some kind of weirdo. Get rid of these old men who were probably good horsemen but why not do something to change the face of harness racing.

Point taken. But is a 15 year old kid still not going to think your a weirdo, is you mention Talter, Svanstedt, Burke etc. etc.???
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Larry Bird Boy on July 16, 2023, 06:20:43 PM
Point taken. But is a 15 year old kid still not going to think your a weirdo, is you mention Talter, Svanstedt, Burke etc. etc.???
Yes absolutely if you’re trying to argue that the NBA basketball star players are the equivalent of harness racing star players. Like I said most everyone knows about basketball on some level while most everyone DOES NOT even know what harness racing is.
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Mazola on July 16, 2023, 06:22:10 PM
Nobody knows who in the heck dancer or haughton was. Call the races after today’s current people. Leave the past in the past. I never heard of half these people

Its called respect. Something that these new generations have no fucking clue about. Its all about them ffs. These are the kids that were brought up with time outs and no discipline and get an award for finishing last. Teachers get fired for failing them or even a bad mark.
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Larry Bird Boy on July 16, 2023, 06:29:28 PM
Its called respect. Something that these new generations have no fucking clue about. Its all about them ffs. These are the kids that were brought up with time outs and no discipline and get an award for finishing last. Teachers get fired for failing them or even a bad mark.
I want to be clear that I’m not trying to disrespect any of these guys. I’m just saying that change is inevitable. I’m sure these guys were good and did very well in their time but we are trying to save a dead game and talking about the past isn’t helping. We have to live in the current timeframe or else we’re going backwards. These old men had their day in the sun so now let the young guys take over.
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Emperor Dapple on July 16, 2023, 07:44:27 PM
It’s time to get rid of all of those old guys named after races and start with some of the new young guys in today’s harness game. Nobody gives a shit about what those old dead guys did in the 1960’s. Let’s get rid of Haughton and Dancer and replace their names some of the new rising stars of harness racing. Nobody in the grandstand even knows who those guy are. Let them Rest In Peace and give some of these new young guys a chance.

You know what at first i thought ur idea was crazy but the more i think about it ur correct.. The big races should change their names to more current Harness racing names that have actually been popular in the news the last several years..
At Yonkers change the Borgata ( Formerly The GM Levy ) to The Rene Allard Series ..
At Freehold , The Dexter Cup to The Nicky Boy Surick Sandals Cup..
At Pocono maybe something like The Chris Oakes Claiming Series

At least those names are still relevant and recognizable to everyone
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Larry Bird Boy on July 16, 2023, 08:54:49 PM
You know what at first i thought ur idea was crazy but the more i think about it ur correct.. The big races should change their names to more current Harness racing names that have actually been popular in the news the last several years..
At Yonkers change the Borgata ( Formerly The GM Levy ) to The Rene Allard Series ..
At Freehold , The Dexter Cup to The Nicky Boy Surick Sandals Cup..
At Pocono maybe something like The Chris Oakes Claiming Series

At least those names are still relevant and recognizable to everyone
I don’t agree with that either but why even tag any name on a race or series? Why can’t it be the 600,000 three year old open pace? Why put a name on anything ?
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Kirby's Ace on July 16, 2023, 09:06:11 PM
I don’t agree with that either but why even tag any name on a race or series? Why can’t it be the 600,000 three year old open pace? Why put a name on anything ?

How about the Fishman Altered Label Handicap! Winning trainer gets 5K added to their commissary!
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: HornbyDuke on July 16, 2023, 09:40:54 PM
Im not sure who dorothy haughton was; no disrespect to her. Give race names time, most will change regardless of our views. Hambletonian likely never changing.

Id like to see sponsors like college bowl games, yonkers levy could be become Dorito Nacho Pace.
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Kirby's Ace on July 16, 2023, 09:43:55 PM
Im not sure who dorothy haughton was; no disrespect to her. Give race names time, most will change regardless of our views. Hambletonian likely never changing.

Id like to see sponsors like college bowl games, yonkers levy could be become Dorito Nacho Pace.

How about the EX-Lax pace, for people who don't give a shit!
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Fuguzzi on July 17, 2023, 12:13:10 AM
Im not sure who dorothy haughton was; no disrespect to her. Give race names time, most will change regardless of our views. Hambletonian likely never changing.

Id like to see sponsors like college bowl games, yonkers levy could be become Dorito Nacho Pace.
Dorothy "Dotty" Haughton was Billy's wife. Classy lady who lost her first born son and husband just a few years apart.
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Larry Bird Boy on July 17, 2023, 01:16:19 AM
Dorothy "Dotty" Haughton was Billy's wife. Classy lady who lost her first born son and husband just a few years apart.
People die all of the time so why name a race after her? I mean this makes no sense.
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Brown jug on July 17, 2023, 03:16:52 PM
Just like removing statues and shines of George Washington and Thomas Jefferson. Away with the old and in with the new..Posted by: Larry Bird Boy
ahh, another left wing liberal snow flake joins the site
the atrocity of the past ...blah blah blah !!!

Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Generation XYZ on July 17, 2023, 03:44:07 PM
While were changing names, does the Little Brown Jug, become the 750ml Bottle?
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Calhoun on July 17, 2023, 03:53:26 PM
Just like removing statues and shines of George Washington and Thomas Jefferson. Away with the old and in with the new..Posted by: Larry Bird Boy
ahh, another left wing liberal snow flake joins the site
the atrocity of the past ...blah blah blah !!!
oooooh look...

A MAGA retard slithers out from under his rock. 

Welcome back cracka
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Superfecta on July 17, 2023, 05:56:29 PM
Im not sure who dorothy haughton was; no disrespect to her. Give race names time, most will change regardless of our views. Hambletonian likely never changing.

Id like to see sponsors like college bowl games, yonkers levy could be become Dorito Nacho Pace.

Action Bail Bonds Trot  tmbz1 tmbz1
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Kirby's Ace on July 17, 2023, 06:48:48 PM
While were changing names, does the Little Brown Jug, become the 750ml Bottle?
No Its called the Hennessy Pace. So the  O0 can relate!
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: theokodjak26 on July 17, 2023, 08:03:57 PM
I agree we should get rid of Dancer and Haughton. Let’s rename them Trump and Biden. Just saying…
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Brown jug on July 17, 2023, 09:09:56 PM
thanks calhoun
i guess to you and bird boy the country is  currently in great shape
its never been worse and has little hope of recovery

Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: onabrake on July 17, 2023, 09:30:12 PM
thanks calhoun
i guess to you and bird boy the country is  currently in great shape
its never been worse and has little hope of recovery


Job market extremely strong, inflation heading straight south, tech stocks over, at or approaching all time highs, cd's paying 5.5 %, savings rates at 5 plus percent, yeah it's never been worse. Keep dreaming magamoron. They should name a harness race after you...... POOR BROWN JUG.
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Mailbox Money on July 18, 2023, 07:59:29 AM
I brought this up a few weeks back by suggesting that a few good marketing companies get nationally known entities involved in putting sponsors on the top tier events. The only set back would be cost VS public interest.
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Generation XYZ on July 18, 2023, 08:26:20 AM
I brought this up a few weeks back by suggesting that a few good marketing companies get nationally known entities involved in putting sponsors on the top tier events. The only set back would be cost VS public interest.

This has been said before. But, the tracks find other nickel and dime ways to support events, and dont feel the need to do this hence the continuum of a declining segment of horse racing. Harness track owners and the supporting USTA have a very narrow mind set, and rather choose to bitch about the sport while bleeding it dry.  Instead of investing real dollars to prop it up.
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: panhunter on July 18, 2023, 09:32:46 AM
Yeah lets call the ones at small tracks when the big boys come in take all the money and go home the up your ass stakes!
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Lance on July 18, 2023, 10:28:31 AM
Yeah lets call the ones at small tracks when the big boys come in take all the money and go home the up your ass stakes!
  I'd probably pay the nomination and sustaining fees for that.
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Foxy Jacob on July 18, 2023, 05:24:35 PM
  I'd probably pay the nomination and sustaining fees for that.
ngc3  tmbz1 lance you are the bomb
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: Generation XYZ on July 18, 2023, 05:47:34 PM
  I'd probably pay the nomination and sustaining fees for that.

 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
Title: Re: They need new names for these big races and drop the dancer and haughton BS
Post by: rainman2 on July 18, 2023, 09:49:09 PM


Most overrated basketball player right behind Earvin Johnson.
They just happened to play the game at the right period in time between other 'superstars'!
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