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General Category => Harness Racing => Topic started by: Wings XLLI on November 26, 2020, 05:52:03 AM
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JUST PUT THE 48 POUND TURKEY IN THE CROCKPOT. THAT WAS A JOB I TELL YOU. TO MAKE SURE THE POP UP TIMER IS POINTING UP TO SEE WHEN THE BIRD IS DONE CAN PROVE TO BE A CHALLENGE
BYOG
BRING YOUR OWN GRAVY
ROB
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Will the little Winger be there? You know...after his GA +NA meetings? Poor kid never had a chance. Being dragged into a horrific life by the age of 10. Father a men's room attendant at some Mickey mouse Indian casino in the sticks. Terrible
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DID I EVER TELL YOU PEOPLE THAT EATING TURKEY GIVES ME THE SHITS SOMETHING FEROCIOUS.
MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY. YOU CAN EAT LIKE A PIG, DRINK LIKE A FISH, AND SHIT LIKE A GOOSE ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON.
ONE YEAR WE WENT TO MY INLAWS FOR TURKEY DAYS, FIRST THING I NOTICED SHE DIDNT HAVE A TAKE A NUMBER THING OUTSIDE THE TOILET, YOU KNOW, THE NOW SERVING # 63 NEON SIGN ABOVE THE DOOR.
SO I GUESS THEY WERE GONNA BE IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE, SHORTLY AFTER DINNER. AND TRUE TO FORM AS A 1/9 SHOT. I GOT THE TURKEY TROTS. BROKE THE OPENING EIGHTH MILE RECORD FOR SURE. NOTHING FEELS LIKE A TURKEY SHIT, THE DARK MEAT, ALL JUICY AND TENDER, ALL THAT BUTTER, AND GRAVY. PROBABALY SHOULDNT HAVE HAD THAT DOUBLE EVERYTHING PIZZA THE DAY BEFORE, BUT, WHAT THE FUCK. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, BUT YOU GET TO SHIT EVERYDAY, AND IF YOU ARE LUCKY, MULTIPLE TIMES!!!!
IN THE REAL ANIMAL KINGDOM, IT IS THE SMELL OF ONES DUNG DETERMINES THE CLASS RATINGS AMONG BEASTS. NEVER COULD FINGER OUT WHY US HUMANS DONT ADOPT THE SAME POLICY .
WHEN INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH GLADE JUST BOUNCES OFF,
YOU KNOW YOU GOT A WINNER, THAT YOU JUST HAVE TO SHARE.
SPREAD THE WORD
HAPPY THANKSGIVING. TIME FOR A PIE, AND SOME A THAT WHOOPEE CREAM. GET THE BOWELS LUBED FOR THAT BIRD
GOT DIBS ON A BIG JUICY THIGH
YUM YUM!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY. NOW YOU KNOW WHY
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Remind me to never go camping with wilderness don
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Hope all enjoy that 28 lb turkey for so few allowed. Enjoy the many leftovers. Have a safe day.
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Happy Thanksgiving to all.
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Thank God for Mohawk tonight ,i will be betting and eating left over turkey samiches tmbz1
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I'm skipping Mohawk,,,today is family day,,,
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I'm skipping Mohawk,,,today is family day,,,
MACYS PARADE WITH BLIMPS?
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DID I EVER TELL YOU PEOPLE THAT EATING TURKEY GIVES ME THE SHITS SOMETHING FEROCIOUS.
MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY. YOU CAN EAT LIKE A PIG, DRINK LIKE A FISH, AND SHIT LIKE A GOOSE ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON.
ONE YEAR WE WENT TO MY INLAWS FOR TURKEY DAYS, FIRST THING I NOTICED SHE DIDNT HAVE A TAKE A NUMBER THING OUTSIDE THE TOILET, YOU KNOW, THE NOW SERVING # 63 NEON SIGN ABOVE THE DOOR.
SO I GUESS THEY WERE GONNA BE IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE, SHORTLY AFTER DINNER. AND TRUE TO FORM AS A 1/9 SHOT. I GOT THE TURKEY TROTS. BROKE THE OPENING EIGHTH MILE RECORD FOR SURE. NOTHING FEELS LIKE A TURKEY SHIT, THE DARK MEAT, ALL JUICY AND TENDER, ALL THAT BUTTER, AND GRAVY. PROBABALY SHOULDNT HAVE HAD THAT DOUBLE EVERYTHING PIZZA THE DAY BEFORE, BUT, WHAT THE FUCK. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, BUT YOU GET TO SHIT EVERYDAY, AND IF YOU ARE LUCKY, MULTIPLE TIMES!!!!
IN THE REAL ANIMAL KINGDOM, IT IS THE SMELL OF ONES DUNG DETERMINES THE CLASS RATINGS AMONG BEASTS. NEVER COULD FINGER OUT WHY US HUMANS DONT ADOPT THE SAME POLICY .
WHEN INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH GLADE JUST BOUNCES OFF,
YOU KNOW YOU GOT A WINNER, THAT YOU JUST HAVE TO SHARE.
SPREAD THE WORD
HAPPY THANKSGIVING. TIME FOR A PIE, AND SOME A THAT WHOOPEE CREAM. GET THE BOWELS LUBED FOR THAT BIRD
GOT DIBS ON A BIG JUICY THIGH
YUM YUM!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY. NOW YOU KNOW WHY
And I thought John Frank Army wrote some crazy stuff..LOL!
Happy Thanksgiving All..