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General Category => Harness Racing => Topic started by: LUCPARK on December 20, 2018, 10:10:06 AM

Title: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: LUCPARK on December 20, 2018, 10:10:06 AM: BORROW

CASH ADVANCE ON CARD

FOLLOW GUY TO WINDOW GRAB HIZ LOOT

GO HOME ,AND COME BACK NEXT DAY

QUIT BETTING HORSES YOUR HORRIBLE AT WAGERING GAME

,,,
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: Rabbi Of Racing on December 20, 2018, 10:22:59 AM: I try to borrow,but all the guys that had money who would loan it to me are dead
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: AGUA CALIENTE on December 20, 2018, 10:34:48 AM: Track Down Lucpark. He's always got CASH.!!!!!
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: EPM on December 20, 2018, 10:36:52 AM: 1 sometimes
2 what card?
3 Never
4 if 1 option was a no go
5 Horrible Yes...Quit Never
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: Bernie Madoff on December 20, 2018, 10:39:23 AM: Call my stepson. He just sold his business for $165,000,000. tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: talkstohisself on December 20, 2018, 08:24:30 PM: run bets, fetch food for tips.. collect all the returnable soda cans..look for vouchers left on machine,,
hang around guys that are winning maybe they let u hold a few bucks
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: EPM on December 20, 2018, 08:28:41 PM: Great Advice
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: caddy on December 21, 2018, 01:21:34 AM: Quote from: equityryder on December 20, 2018, 03:43:20 PM
go home to mommy.

this is even stupider than usual. Dum-dum-dum ^

my opinion, and - you are welcome.
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: GottaChuckle on December 21, 2018, 01:59:40 AM: Get in your car and go home and get on horseplop and mother F the drivers that it’s there fault u suck at handicapping
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: Jctoronto on December 21, 2018, 02:27:43 AM: Cant you just go up to one of handful of desperate bettors left in any grandstand and tout a number..'hey man number 5 is a lock'...then go to next guy down the way 'number 6 is a lock', etc....
And while theyll all get sick of you some jackass whobreceived right number might just spot you next time around.....
Boiler Room fun??
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: MR.DALRAE on December 21, 2018, 03:11:58 PM: MAKE MIND BETS
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: Bernie Madoff on December 21, 2018, 03:31:57 PM: Quote from: MR.DALRAE on December 21, 2018, 03:11:58 PM
MAKE MIND BETS

tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: MR.DALRAE on December 21, 2018, 03:47:25 PM: ITS CHEAPER MOST NIGHTS
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: spaheaven on December 22, 2018, 11:49:05 AM: You go on this site and make 50k posts.
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: carl baldwin on December 22, 2018, 12:59:10 PM: Use the ATM so I can piss away more money.
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: kantseeback on December 22, 2018, 08:50:36 PM: with my last 2 bucks buy a month old hot dog and get the Hershey squirts and run home
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: PIGLAND on December 22, 2018, 09:08:58 PM: Quote from: kantseeback on December 22, 2018, 08:50:36 PM
with my last 2 bucks buy a month old hot dog and get the Hershey squirts and run home
at Roosevelt raceway I always got a diesel pretzel on the way out
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: Rabbi Of Racing on December 22, 2018, 09:19:16 PM: mustard?
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: PIGLAND on December 22, 2018, 09:21:18 PM: Quote from: Rabbi Of Racing on December 22, 2018, 09:19:16 PM
mustard?
10 packets
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: kantseeback on December 23, 2018, 08:42:01 PM: Quote from: Rabbi Of Racing on December 22, 2018, 09:19:16 PM
mustard?

so did I,
it had many uses. in case you locked your keys in the car you could break the window with that pretzel
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: PIGLAND on December 23, 2018, 10:28:03 PM: Quote from: kantseeback on December 23, 2018, 08:42:01 PM
so did I,
it had many uses. in case you locked your keys in the car you could break the window with that pretzel
better than a rock
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: kantseeback on December 25, 2018, 08:55:08 AM: Quote from: PIGLAND on December 23, 2018, 10:28:03 PM
better than a rock

SURPRIZED I STILL HAVE TEETH AFTER EATING THEM
WHY DID THEY SMELL LIKE DEISEL FUEL?
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: kantseeback on December 25, 2018, 08:58:36 AM: Quote from: PIGLAND on December 23, 2018, 10:28:03 PM
better than a rock

do you remember the guy selling those diesel pretzels at yonkers?

he was outside the back entrance of the old grandstand at the top of that hilly dirt gravelly path to the lower parking lot
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: PIGLAND on December 25, 2018, 09:01:55 AM: Quote from: kantseeback on December 25, 2018, 08:58:36 AM
do you remember the guy selling those diesel pretzels at yonkers?

he was outside the back entrance of the old grandstand at the top of that hilly dirt gravelly path to the lower parking lot
that was you?
Title: Re: IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?
Post by: kantseeback on December 25, 2018, 10:16:32 PM: Quote from: PIGLAND on December 25, 2018, 09:01:55 AM
that was you?

I didn't sell the pretzels, I ate them