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General Category => Harness Racing => Topic started by: Calhoun on July 19, 2018, 12:11:33 PM
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Taylor, in spite of being a defender of accused cheats and an all around schnook, gets a BYE into the Final Round.
These Plopsters will vie for the right to face Taylor in the Finals. The Quarterfinalist winners will do battle in the SemiFinal.
QUARTERFINAL #1 (Christians Division)
LUCPARK vs CIGAR
Lucpark is best known for owning a percentage of the worst 3 year old ever to win a Breeders Crown Elimination
Cigar is best known for training the worst horse ever to get a check at Hawthorne
QUARTERFINAL #2 (Standard Division)
MULETRAIN vs EQQUUS CABBULLUS
Muletrain best known for huge 2017 and for having worst eyesight of any Optometrist ever.
Eqquus Cabbullus best known for making huge score at the used horse sale but is a bit of a chalk eating weasel.
Please, serious replies only. One lucky participant will win a prize. tmbz1
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I'LL TAKE A TAYLOR/MULESTAIN EXACTA ICE COLD PLZ
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Wildcard bid-That Kauffman dude. He used to post under Purple something.
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The prize is they get to sit in the starters car and say "go" when the race starts 50 yards before it's supposed to.
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Literally lol at this klassic
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TAYLOR--pompous owner/litigator for juice trainers worldwide--really in love with himself
LUCPARK--unfortunately has little mans disease and also suffers from severe me, me, me complex syndrome
--if you dont drive five hours to watch your $18k claimer rally from 8th to 5th--you are a disgruntled $2 bettor(even though this site loaded with them)....to be fair LUC did awesome being a fragmental owner last year of a horse that was slow but somehow won a BC elim....well done . Sir tmbz1
EQUUS--well known as owner of Mel Mara even though he repeatedly denies that he is Bob Cooper and the website posted under his avatar says "Bob Cooper Stables"--(that IS the entire website)-- ngc3
--big time chalk lover--brags about $3.80 winners--completely in love with Dave Miller and goes down on Takter regularly--loves to start threads about worthless qualifiers that his beloved Mel Mara starts each season with "Corey barely hanging on " ngc3....like somehow that means something
MULETRAIN--looks like he just woke up and staggered out of his cardbox box--cant see yet is an eye doctor-has plenty of money but not any in clothing--overall smart guy who tolerates the others here
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TAYLOR...my 3rd fav Hebrew on this forum..dreses in kool shorts like I do,,can help any horseman out with any issues tmbz1but hez expensive
EQUILLIS....MY 2ND FAV JEWISH AMERICAN,,,bets way to many chalks for my liking ,CHALK LOVER never saw a chalk he didn't bet. I will call him FLASH
FROM NOW ON.1/9 LOVES THEM
ATC,,,,my favorite Hebrew of them all ,needs a serious tan,,real haircut and dresses like hez broke but he aint,,
LUCPARK...washes money for hiz pals and familia I was told,,good lookin but rather on the short size,,gets along with all Hebrews,,,
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l'chaim tmbz1
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TAYLOR...my 3rd fav Hebrew on this forum..dreses in kool shorts like I do,,can help any horseman out with any issues tmbz1but hez expensive
EQUILLIS....MY 2ND FAV JEWISH AMERICAN,,,bets way to many chalks for my liking ,CHALK LOVER never saw a chalk he didn't bet. I will call him FLASH
FROM NOW ON.1/9 LOVES THEM
ATC,,,,my favorite Hebrew of them all ,needs a serious tan,,real haircut and dresses like hez broke but he aint,,
LUCPARK...washes money for hiz pals and familia I was told,,good lookin but rather on the short size,,gets along with all Hebrews,,,
Taylor,mule and luc all shop at Ross dress for less,,,
No fashion sense
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TAYLOR--pompous owner/litigator for juice trainers worldwide--really in love with himself
LUCPARK--unfortunately has little mans disease and also suffers from severe me, me, me complex syndrome
--if you dont drive five hours to watch your $18k claimer rally from 8th to 5th--you are a disgruntled $2 bettor(even though this site loaded with them)....to be fair LUC did awesome being a fragmental owner last year of a horse that was slow but somehow won a BC elim....well done . Sir tmbz1
EQUUS--well known as owner of Mel Mara even though he repeatedly denies that he is Bob Cooper and the website posted under his avatar says "Bob Cooper Stables"--(that IS the entire website)-- ngc3
--big time chalk lover--brags about $3.80 winners--completely in love with Dave Miller and goes down on Takter regularly--loves to start threads about worthless qualifiers that his beloved Mel Mara starts each season with "Corey barely hanging on " ngc3....like somehow that means something
MULETRAIN--looks like he just woke up and staggered out of his cardbox box--cant see yet is an eye doctor-has plenty of money but not any in clothing--overall smart guy who tolerates the others here
ABSOLUTLY CLASSIC POST
CALHOUN COULDNT DO ANY BETTER I BET ngc3
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Taylor,mule and luc all shop at Ross dress for less,,,
No fashion sense
GURAL LOOKS BETTER THAN ATC
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FATBOY
Flukies only friend remaining
reportedly not fat
reside in fowl sanctuary somewhere in the sunshine state
bizarre sense of humor but seems knowledgable
desperately needs to eat ass tmbz1
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FATBOY
Flukies only friend remaining
reportedly not fat
reside in fowl sanctuary somewhere in the sunshine state
bizarre sense of humor but seems knowledgable
desperately needs to eat ass tmbz1
YES IM FAT AND LIVE IN A DUCK RESEVOIR SAVING DUCKS NATIONWIDE...SO?
WIFES ASS EATEN OUT DECADES AGO...WE DONT COTTON TO THAT TYPE BEHAVIOR ANY MORE IN THIS SMALL TOWN ATMOSHPERE. I"LL MENTION IT TO HER ANYWAYS.
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FATBOY
Flukies only friend remaining
reportedly not fat
reside in fowl sanctuary somewhere in the sunshine state
bizarre sense of humor but seems knowledgable
desperately needs to eat ass tmbz1
Ed is one of the good guys but runs a close second to Calvin Calhound
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Ed is one of the good guys but runs a close second to Calvin Calhound
CALVIN MIGHT BE BROKEN FEET
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CALVIN MIGHT BE BROKEN FEET
No. Not me. I am humbled by the recognition however.
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No. Not me. I am humbled by the recognition however.
BOTH U GUYS ARE CLASSIC tmbz1
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BOTH U GUYS ARE CLASSIC tmbz1
Well, that EqQquus is just a knob. Back a couple years ago when Mel Mara rose from the ashes, he was unbearable.
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Get the Clorox plz
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Wildcard bid-That Kauffman dude. He used to post under Purple something.
he still posts ;)
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Taylor,mule and luc all shop at Ross dress for less,,,
No fashion sense
I take offense. Those are designer shorts. Different for every stakes horse.
I get a lot of compliments on them
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BTW, how about Brad Grant and Jerry Silva. Bigger than me. And my new partners the Crawfords
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BTW, how about Brad Grant and Jerry Silva. Bigger than me. And my new partners the Crawfords
Child, please.
If Jethro Bodine was selling a share, you'd overpay to be his partner too.