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General Category => Sports Wagering - Tips & Picks => Topic started by: JOHN FRANK on February 25, 2023, 01:31:48 PM
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Warming up for NCAA TOURNAMENT.
(1) ARIZONA STATE/ARIZONA.....Under 152.5
(2) ARKANSAS/ALABAMA.....Under 154
(3) USC/UTAH.....Under 141.5
(4) SAINT MARY'S/GONZAGA.....Over 140
I went and bet today some parleys and one straight bet. But for simplification here I'm just going to track WIN and losses.
I do play alot of totals.
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Hawkeyes with the comeback 53zva.1
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Record so far. 2-2.
Today:FEB 27.
West Virginia/Iowa State.....Over 134
Now this a crazy game. Iowa State has become the new Virginia and old Wisconsin. Low scorin and great D. Stall ball. They must practice with that Giant ball clock from Times Square on NEW YEARS EVE. They on a 4 game losin streak. West Virgina on a 3 game losin. Both have played some tough teams in their conferance as of late.
This really looklike a under,but I got drilled Arkansas/Alabama game saturday. 65 total at halftime and they combine to score 106 between them in second half. Therefoe,I'sss goin go over.
North Carolina/Florida/State.....Under 151.5
I look at injuries. Florida State very decent guard is ruled out after last game. He scores 13 per game. The line for totals has not varied. I'm takin edge that less be scored.
Baylor.....-1.5
Baylor likes shootin 3,s. Oklahoma State don't. Baylor needs to be on shootin. This a game where RIMS better not be tightened since game at OKLA. I'll be watchin in PUKET and rims out. JOHN FRANK ARMY will not stand or sit for it.
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Record.....5-2
Today bets. 2/28.
Is this a leap year,cause me LEAPIN. Not like those high 5 RUSSIES who seemed to have fallen out of highrise windows since start of 23. Too bad BAD TOE lives in his BASEMENT.
CLEMSON/VIRGINA.....Over 129.5
VIRGIN still plays same way. No runnin and snozze when they got ball. You can wake up minutes later and see them passin back and forth at perimereter. Clemson can play slow also. Buts at times they can score. ME thinks both make NCAA tourney regardless of outcome and next weeks ACC tourney. So look for more aggresive play as each BLASTS each other. HEY VIRGIN,YOOOUSE slow down ain't stoppin us.
IOWA/INDIANA.....Under 156
If these combine to score over 156,even BOBBY KNIGHT would say the COLLEGE B-BALL scene is RIGGED.
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Record.....5-4
Today. March first. I'M not sure but is that the IDES OF MARCH,and unfortunate for CEASAR. Thats what happens when one hooks up with CLEOPATRA. Lets see: she had her brother and 2 sisters killed. Then at end CESARS and her son was killed and her twins with ANTHONY were also killed. IT teaches one to never hook up with a QUEEN SLUT. And know meese have to deal with last home games on season. They's called SENIOR days for players. VERY TEARFUL,like MURDOUGH and RITTBRAIN on witness stand. Makes for tough pics under unusual circumstances.
Lets move forward.
TEXAS/TCU.....Under 149.5
Some important players out for TEXAS,therefore going under.
UTAH STATE/ UNLV.....Under 147.5
Many years ago when UNLV very good,JOHN FRANK ARMY attended some games. It was always a event. Guys in TUX'S and women in gowns. ME: bluecheans and t-shirt. One game,the guy that was with me,me partner back then in BEEF VILLA and was dressed more slovenly than me. He's got this GIGANTIC coca-cola and drops it,accidently I might add in seat in front of him. 2 minutes later in walks TUX and GOWN. She not look at seat and sits down. Sits in this COKE pool. It were BEAUTIFUL.
Anyhow ME goin under because not many students attend UNLV games anymore if ever. Both teams playin full. Everyone wantin game over so they can hit casinoes.
Lastly: What this SHIT. I ain't bettin.
GONZAGA entertain CHICAGO STATE. Neece nice scheduale GONZAGA has. The line is minus 27.5 for GONZA. Must have been some coach connection to have this game on schedule.
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Who's your pick for final four?
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Thank's KIRBY,I needs a break after postin today.
The selection committee don't really bracket until a week from Sunday. They 2 weeks ago did a pre-bracket with #1's. But that could change.
Here's teams that are interestin and depends where they bracketted.
(1) HOUSTEN. They very good. Will advance to SWEET 16.
(2) ALABAMA. They good. But I'M still pissed their STAR player not suspended as a accesory to MURDER. But whoeesever their opponents are in TOURNEY and they advance forward:CONSIDER this: Opposition fans thru-out game gonna be chantin MURDERER. How he handles it,remains to be seen.Since he came from GHETTO,he might just in his mind go:FUC YOU ASSHOLES. But He the team and his play determines outcome.
(3) PURDUE. Not big on them. The big TEN which is like 20 ain't all that good. They projected as a #1 and should make 16. But they the most vulnerable to not to. Hope that make sense.
(4) UCLA. I like them as a SLEEPER. Decent team from a hard conferance.
(5) KANSAS. Defendin champs. They playin better at right time. Tough thou to repeat.
(6) GONZAGA. FUCKIN scorin MACHINE. Need to look closly at matchups. They probabl a 2 seed.
KNOW thats the secrete. I will play 2 teams at start in FUTURES. Need the BRACKETS. See you in 10 days when brackets declared and then give me 2 teams or at most 3.
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RECORD.....6-5
Today the 2nd of MARCH.
WHICHTA STATE..... +16.5
Me gets they playin HOUSTEN at HOUSTEN. But unless there a slaughter rule in place in game,they will COVER.
EASTERN KENTUCKY.....+12.5
I'ss using this from MEMMMMOOORY from 2019. Only certain schools played durin pandamac. EASTERN KENTUCKY played well givin their opponents CO-VID. If I member right. Half their team died and half of opposin teams died and TRUMP gave all the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR,because HE SAID there was NO SUCH THIN AS CO-VID. And the FAT FUC proved it by headin to WALTER REED instead of stayin and runnin SHIP from WHITE HOUSE.
ARIZONA STATE.....+11.5.
Interistin game. Me thinks on at * PM. I'll be sawin logs.
MICHIGAN/ILLINOIS.....Over 144.5
Needed a early game to watch. Here it BE.
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Record. 8-7
KENT STATE.....-3.5
BYU.....-6.5
MISSOURI STATE/ SOUTHERN ILLINOIS.....Over 120.5
SOUTHERN ILLINOIS.....-2.5
No real analsis as 3 of games in small schools playin in their tourneys. The exception is BYU. And I'm takin them because they have beaten PORTLAND 10 straight times and coverin the spread 8 out of those times. And theys playin at home. But member the fans of BYU not allowed to do DRUGS,Drink ALCHOHOL or use tobacco products. If caught yoouse be expelled. Like JIM McMAHON did not partake when he there. Rules for others but not their STAR QB.
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Tulsa 4 22 and 2 Ats
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Record. 11-8.
I'd like to say I finished a job this mornin. I worked 3 hours over a 4 day period. But that more hours than DONALD J. TRUMP work his whole life. Writin ip bill Me had me binoc glasses on. I lef them on taple alon with me caulk rifle. soooees pleze ecuse me it I knows speal corectly. I knot sea kyboard.
Pittsburgh/ Miami of FLORIDA.....Under 154.5
Where the GUV mashion in FLORIDA. We no where LUE a MARGOES is. Nex fall I'ss expectin a CAIN named FRANK to DAMOLISH both with no survivors. Go HURRICANS and knot score points.
ARIZA/UCLA.....Over 148.5
Like both teams. PLEZE score.
LOLYAA MARYMOUNT.....+4.
They home and they did feat GODzilla 2 weeks back.
I mus ecit now. Meeses eiebals klin me.
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Record. 13-9
Drake/Bradley.....Over 130
Bradley.....+1.5
Should be a excitin game, if you like slow play,missed shots and missed free throws. Hope no one fouls out.
ARMY/COLGATE.....Under 149.5
Do they still make colgate toothpaste.I personally use 10 varitys of SENSODIEN and bakin soda. GO ARMY.
Michigan/Indiana.....Under 144.5
Do either of these teams have blue chip players anymore. How times have changed. I'll be curious if any michigan fans show up. Or they in upper pensula shootin Bears in their winter hibernation dens,killing grey wolves from their snowmobiles,or attendin a TED NUGENT BBQ concert.
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Record. 13-13
Oh the humanity. ARMY gets slaughtered worse than the openin of BATTLE of the BULGE. And I.ve seen bigger high school gyms than that thin Colgate plays in. Way off on that BRADLEY game also. Thought I might break even on the over,But BRADLEY so far behind,they and Drake just dribble ball at half court with 3 and 1/2 minutes to go with each turnin the ball over as shot clock each time runs out. That some B-BALL. Last game Indiana has last shot with 13 seconds to go tied at 69. They wait with one second left to shoot a atrous ballon ball. Hey try drivin basket and attempt to draw foul. They would have missed both probably anyhow. OVERTIME and fate sealed.
Todays games: MARCH 6h
NORTHERN KENTUCKY/YOUNGSTOWN ST..... OVER 137
I'll just say this. Both look like they can score but most likely a little more than a soccer game. Attendance at the very least should total 250,and that be 10 times the attendance that attended DRAFT DODGERS speec at the ACCP or APCP or whatever the fuc he rambled on about for a hour and 45 minutes. Nice crowd the fuc had in attendance. In his meanderin NUTBALL talk,I think I heard him say. I pledge to only let B-BALL be played in RED states.
BYU/ST.MARY'S.....OVER 130.5
So's we got,the CHURCH OF LATTER DAY SAINTS and their SCREWBALL founder sayin he found the commandments in a farmers field somewhere when he tripped over them VRS CATHOLICISM. Lets not make this a RACIST issue FOX NEWS.
SAN FRANCISCO/GODZILLA.....OVER 161.5
I looked at the last 10 games between these 2 schools. GODZILLA has won them all. I'M not sure if SAN FRAN has ever beaten GODZILLA. But then I thought usin me memooory. I think BILL RUSSELL,played ball at SAN FRAN 60 or more years ago. I think they won back then,if GODZILLA was even a school.
I,ve also decided to go with:
GODZILLA.....-14.5.
FUCKIN team shows no MERCY. Games will be tighter when they in NCAA tourney and playin better schools.
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Record. 14-16
Took some days off after bein cremated last 2 posts.
LETS go.
NORTH CAROLINA/VIRGINIA.....Over 128.5
North lookin to hang on and make NCAA. They scored big last night. And KIDS and I call them KIDS don't need a week to recover. But that me back in day. The trainer should just throw them some greenies. Virginia first game and rested. They defense and that them game. They already in NCAA and what they care should they lose. Seedin perhaps. CAN either team shoot free throws. NOT.
DePaul/ XAVIER.....Under 152.5
DePaul is hows I say it. The most Horrible team in COLLEGE B-BALL. How they won last nite is beyound me. They's expectin a XAVIER slaughter and I agree. This line must be wrong. I checked it 3 times. If this game go OVER,it a VEGAS FIX.
OKLAHOMA STATE/TEXAS.....Under 145.5
Another that played last night,OKLAHOMA STATE. They played interstate rival OKLAHOMA and obviously won and here wego again. Texas is tough,they do have the ALAMO right. TEX plays D and their first game.
ARIZONA STATE/ USC.....Under 139.5
WENT under but whoever wins will be slaughtered by UCLA in upcomin days. They both make NCAA so maybe they do shootout,as neither cares. But both DULL,which explains under.
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Current Record. 15-19
WE'ees here. I'll be postin games thru-out tourney. But meese catastophies last 3 times says time to bet WOMENS BASKETBALL. Chalks always cover.
Ok me gonna give some analysis on a few teams.
(1) ALABAMA.....No one sayin "Shoot the MURDERER". I'm disappointed. But the team is pretty good even thou he be a FRESHMAN. I'ss don't like FRESHMAN starrin in tourney and there alot of teams the same way. Me bet to win it all, $40.00 at plus $800.00.
(2) HOUSTEN....hey they got CREAMED in CHAMPIONSHIP game. Star player out. That be SASSEK. He injured and me hopes in 2 weeks he able to play again at full strenth. They should easily handle their first 2 games with him gone. This a very tough team. $50.00 at plus $550.00.
(3) TEXAS.... Them LONGHORNS. Nows IF I understand this right that beef tastes like SHIT. Texans like TEDDY CRUZ say it the best. There a enough reason never to vote for vacation girl. Aside from that,TEXAS got a very good team. $25.00 at plus $1600.00
(4) GONZAGA.... The fuckin scorin machine. Not a great conferance,but they doeese get great players. Only school with private jet and much more ammenities. $25.00 at plus $1800.
Some other teams that I know like.
PURDUE. I thought played in a weak conferance. But that just me. Big ten or is it 20 got the most bids. Yet they build record on weak teams and those other weak teams they play out of conferance. And the FREASHMAN KID. My GOD. The tallest starter in COLLEGE HISTORY. That center be GOLIATH. And he somewhat good. 7 FEET,5 inches tall and still growin. He big ten player of year. But he never started playin B-BALL until 3 years ago. He can bound and score. But he do foul and plays timid when he accumulates some. Then he backs off and coach takes him out of game to save for later. And teams drive on him to make him foul. Very good strategy.
UCLA....Thought I liked them a couple weeks ago. TOOO many injuries since then and these are OUT FOR SEASON.
KANSAS....Hard to repeat and loaded with FRESHMAN. Coach one of the GREATEST in HISTORY but me thinks in 16 they gonna be overmatched.
MEMPHIS....Just like PURDUE with the WORLD'S tallest player,they got colleges oldest player. 26 year old DE Andrea Williams. I'll be rootin for the guy playin against youngsters.
GOOD LUCK to anyone makin FUTURE BETS. You probably better off buyin into a $10.00 brackets pool.
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Alabama texas final tmbz1
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If purdue faces a real athletic defensive team, shade purdue. Purdue depends chiefly on 7'4 center (zak e), not a great three point squad despite a lot of open looks and imho guard play weak - see the end of bug ten championship almost lost a huge lead in last three minutes when pressure from penn state caused chaos and guard play for boilers was awful. No way purdue in final four.
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Record. 15-19
Today games:3/16
West Viirginia/Maryland....Over 137.5
Auburn/Iowa....Under 151.5
Boise State/Northwestern....Over 128.5
Penn State/Texam AM....Over 134.5
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Record. 17-21
AWFUL
Want to say a few thins befor meeses pick.The coach of VIRGINA STATE. Forget his name,but he a decent coach in past years,if not there but at others places. He was horrible coachin that last game. Him and others that stratigize this SLOW SHIT. YA get open shots thru-out games and then pass back out to perimeter to wait for 8 seconds left to shoot is pre-posterious. You then end up shootin a AIR BALL. Take the open shot at 15 seconds. It your best % play. Another thin about him. 8.8 seconds left and you down by 1. Maryland has ball and you foul immediatly puttin them at line for 2 free throws. If they sink both you still within 3 with with 8.6 seconds left. If they only make one now you got 8.6 to get a 2. But the fuc instructs them to trap and then they foul with only 4.2 secons left. Not enough time except to shoot a BALLLLLOOOON BALL.
Another thin. ALABAMA. Their conspiracy to commit MURDER STAR scores ZERO in game. Coach protectin the FUC who he should have suspended. They won but even the opposin coach went WHAT THE FUC. ALABAMA coach does not tell anyone that MILLER suffered a GROIN injury in there CHAMPIONSHIP game. Me thinks somethin ILLEGAL here. There bettors like me and ALABAMA ALUMS who needed to know this SHIT. Especially bettin FUTURES. This COACH be a FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT. And GROINS take a long time to recover.
Lastly. HOUSTEN coach lettin SASSER play in a meaninless game and he re-aggrevates his GROIN. Let the fuc rest. Know he could be out for season along with other guard who nursin a knee injury.
Know that me rant over,JOHN FRANK ARMY will proceed.
UC SAnta Barbara/BAYLOr.....Over 141.5
I'll just say this. Barbara happy they playin wherever this game played at. If they were at were they live,they be dead by drowin now. It a neutral cout,so who cares.
VCU/ST.Mary's.....Over 122.5
Since the fuckin GOOF BRIAN KILLME on early mornin FOX NEWS picked them and ME and anyone else with a BRAIN would like to accomatate,I'm rootin for ST.MARY'S.
Pittsburgh/Iowa State.....Over 130.5
NO comment except that MIKE DITKA went to PITT and I hated the guy but have now in later years decided I still don't like him.
CONNecticut.....-9.5
Not a bad team. Hope they cover.
KENTUCKY.....-4.5
Spent a lot of 4 years down visitin in LOUIVILLE. Me best friend and wife moved there in me mid 20's. Had some great times there when he alive. He died at 29 from colon cancer. Not so good times after his wife re-married to a former LOUIVILLE linebacker. And since I hate CHURCHILL DOWNS and KARDASIAN,I'M only playin on Mid 20'S good times.
Miami,FLORIDA....-1.5
This a bad bet. Since I always worked from 9 years old to present,I never par took in SPRING BREAK. I liked that I did not have to concentrate on studies for about 10 days and could relax workin. And half the fucs attendin anywhere don't even attend college. And in MEEESSEES days you went to classes on CAMPUS and not this ON-LINE SHIT. So's me hopin that alot of these DRUGGED up,DRUNKIN SHITS,either DROWN SWIMMIN,get taken down by a SHARK and at least lose a arm or leg,get RAPED by either sex or get stapped or shot to death. And of course OVERDOSE on FENTENAL,HERION, MAGA AMPHETAMINES or hallucinate and jump off a 15th floor balcony. Then I want the GOV DE SANTIS to explain everthin.
I'M done. May all my AGNOSTIC sayins come TRUE.
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Alot of these B-ball games lookin like RUGBY SCRUMS.
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Most of these tournament games are harder to pick than horses. I will keep losing my money on the ponies - LOL
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Alot of these B-ball games lookin like RUGBY SCRUMS.
in the Columbus region ... there's a bald headed white ref that is TERRIBLE. He is a Big 10 official and got the Horizon and A10 tourneys last week. He almost let Fordham assault Dayton. Well, he's been at the center of controversial calls for TH and FRI, so keep any eye for him on the w/e round. He's unqualified.
As a side barb. This Candice character may be a decent women's player- but, they've given her 2 seasons on the FF4 shows and she ain't got no better. Arrogant, nasty, condescending, aloof > why CBS insists on giving her a seat is beyond me. What's next? Brittany Griner?
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Record. 20-24
Unders yesterday went 14-2. And players complain about rims,tight and bent. Vegas at it again. No fuckin teams can score. And coaches should say when official practice over everyone must just stay a extra hour and shoot free throws,because NOT ONE SHIT CAN. But the tatooo boys would just go:NO SIR. We going out druggin,drinkin,shootin and murderin now. See you tomorrow.
Vanderbilt.....-1.5
Duke.....-3.5
Kansas.....-3.5
Penn State/Texas.....Over 138.5
Got nothin to say on these games as this tournament is becomin the most corrupt event in WORLD HISTORY.
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Got nothin to say on these games as this tournament is becomin the most corrupt event in WORLD HISTORY.
This afternoon was a slugfest brawl. I'd not root for Duke; however, the refs let Big Orange man handle them. NCAA perhaps oughta tighten up the rough housing. No skills, just brawn
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Lost all. Even a NIT game. Can't get more BRUTAL selectin.
Record. 25-34
Gonna go all out and select every gAME,BEIN SELECTIVE AIN'T HELPIN.mAYBE i CAN GET 1 OF 8 CORRECT.
pITTS/xAVIER.....uNDER 152.5
kENTUCKY/.....uNDER 145.5
mARQUETTE.....-2.5
sT.mARYS/uCONN.....oVER 127.5
gONZAGA.....-4.5
bAYLOR.....-1
mIAMI/iNDIANA.....oVER 145.5
fARLEIGH dICKENSON.....uND ER 148.5
I tried a different caps routine to change me skill. I'm bettin like CLUCKO THE CHICKEN in NFL FOOTBALL,just peckin away. I agree with CADDY. Fuckin players fallin all over the place 3 to 4 at a time. Theatrical antics tryin to have a foul called.
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Me mistake.
Record. 20-28
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Any live brackets John Frank?
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like this little guard on Kansas State...He can hit from way downtown ...guy calling the game said what he lacks in size he makes up in heart..se
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Record.23-33.
JOHN FRANK ARMY be like the TITANTIC movie. Hangin on to a piece of wood frezzin until the numbness overtakes me and I finnally sink.
To KIRBY: BRACKETS. I made me bets at start of NCAA. I took futures at various prices and payoffs. See a previous post. Me 4 teams still alive. HOUSTEN,ALABAMA,TEXAS and GONZAGA. If you speakin brackets.YES I would still be alive in 3. And I find it hilarious that on ESPN bracket tourney contest there are 14 that have not lost a game. But you can play any amount of entries. That some HANDICAPPIN. WHO the FUC would sit for 3 days in front of computer typin in 50,000 different scenarios. Same that put in entries for whatever that knock on door thin and yooouuussseee find out you won A million a year for life. Me thinks there a better way to make money.
I might add. Me pics so far fiquered to get to SWEET 16. NOW it gets tough.
I'm not goin play teams I have live. What the point. I'SS need them to win.
Tonight games.
MICHIGAN STATE.....-1.5
They like to shoot 3,s and so far in tourney they SUCK doin so. IZZO goin lets get the 3 machine goin.
ARKANSAS/U-CONN.....Over 139.5
U-CONN good but they STALL team. Play their game and you LOSE. The HUCABEE'S and CLINTON'S rootin for SAW. They's know both Bi-partisan or both BI,except hor HILLARY me thinks she no give a SHIT.
FLORIDA ATLANTIC/ versus I can't member.....Over 129.5.
I'ss member know I think. CREIGTON. I should have taken the creigton spread on game,but no matter. Whoever wins this game will LOSE next.
Good LUCK everyone,buts member if you puts in enough entries to that NUTBALL nationwide contest,yooouussee might get a knock on door. But don't be fooled. GEORGE FLOYD did that in TEXAS and ARMED robbed the poor old lady that answered the door.
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like this little guard on Kansas State...He can hit from way downtown ...guy calling the game said what he lacks in size he makes up in heart..se
20 points 19 assist..wtg Kid
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Final RECORD. 24-35.
Final RECORD includin me 4 future bets, 24-39.
NEVER in HISTORY of NCAA B-BALL has anyone done worse HANDICAPPIN. At least I now am in GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS.