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Title: WHO IS GOING TO FEEL SAFE AT NORTHVILLE DOWNS???
Post by: Brett Oil Can Boyd on July 31, 2020, 01:22:11 PM
 CONSIDERING HOW DIRTY THE PLACE WAS BEFORE COVID19, THERE IS NO WAY, THEY CAN BRING THAT PLACE UP TO CODE TO ALLOW CUSTOMERS.  I'LL BET THEY GOT VIRUSES IN THERE THAT DONT EVEN HAVE NAMES YET BROUGHT OVER BY PEOPLE OF EVERY NATIONALITY ON THE GLOBE

  MAYBE THEY CAN OPEN A WINDOW OR TWO ON THE MAIN FLOOR, SHELTER IN PLACE IN YOU CAR, SMOKE EM IF YOU GOT EM  43xc.2 THEN RUN INTO PLACE A BET, SOCIAL DISTANCING IN THE BETTING LINE

NOW IF THEY WOULD TAKE THE OLD POKER ROOM, AND TURN IT INTO A DISPENSARY WITH A PLACE TO SIT DOWN AND BURN A BLUNT OR TWO WHILE WATCHING THE RACES, THEY MAY JUST HAVE SOMETHING  43xc.2

NO THANKS TO REOPENING THAT DUMP, WE WERE BETTER OFF WHEN IT WAS CLOSED
Title: Re: WHO IS GOING TO FEEL SAFE AT NORTHVILLE DOWNS???
Post by: bigwrench on July 31, 2020, 04:49:15 PM
Hes shining all right!!  ngc3 73cv.2
Title: Re: WHO IS GOING TO FEEL SAFE AT NORTHVILLE DOWNS???
Post by: PIGLAND on July 31, 2020, 04:53:34 PM
closeing
Title: Re: WHO IS GOING TO FEEL SAFE AT NORTHVILLE DOWNS???
Post by: Village Idiot on July 31, 2020, 11:32:34 PM
More room for the rest of us
Title: Re: WHO IS GOING TO FEEL SAFE AT NORTHVILLE DOWNS???
Post by: sulkyfan on August 01, 2020, 06:56:04 AM
CONSIDERING HOW DIRTY THE PLACE WAS BEFORE COVID19, THERE IS NO WAY, THEY CAN BRING THAT PLACE UP TO CODE TO ALLOW CUSTOMERS.  I'LL BET THEY GOT VIRUSES IN THERE THAT DONT EVEN HAVE NAMES YET BROUGHT OVER BY PEOPLE OF EVERY NATIONALITY ON THE GLOBE

  MAYBE THEY CAN OPEN A WINDOW OR TWO ON THE MAIN FLOOR, SHELTER IN PLACE IN YOU CAR, SMOKE EM IF YOU GOT EM  43xc.2 THEN RUN INTO PLACE A BET, SOCIAL DISTANCING IN THE BETTING LINE

NOW IF THEY WOULD TAKE THE OLD POKER ROOM, AND TURN IT INTO A DISPENSARY WITH A PLACE TO SIT DOWN AND BURN A BLUNT OR TWO WHILE WATCHING THE RACES, THEY MAY JUST HAVE SOMETHING  43xc.2

NO THANKS TO REOPENING THAT DUMP, WE WERE BETTER OFF WHEN IT WAS CLOSED
I can't believe this post? Way over the top negative! Shocking to me.
Title: Re: WHO IS GOING TO FEEL SAFE AT NORTHVILLE DOWNS???
Post by: Alex on August 01, 2020, 07:53:30 AM
NORTHVILLE IS AND HAS BEEN FILTHY FOR YEARS. WOULDNT SURPRISE ME IF IT MAKES THE GOVERNORS SHIT LIST RIGHT OFF THE BAT.  THE CHEAPSKATE FUCKER THAT OWNS THE PLACE IS PROLLY TRYING TO GET SOME GOVT MONEY TO FUMIGATE  THE PLACE

NUKE IT. WOULD BE A BETTER IDEA
Title: Re: WHO IS GOING TO FEEL SAFE AT NORTHVILLE DOWNS???
Post by: Wilderness Don on August 02, 2020, 09:02:10 AM
How is he Cheap? The Carlo's continue to do what is best in a dead industry. Who the fuck r U?

YOU MUST HAVE NEVER HAD TO TAKE A SHIT WHILE AT NORTHVILLE DUNES.  THE JOHNS ON HIGHWAY RESTROOMS IN THE GHETTO ARE CLEANER THAN ANY AT NORTHVILLE DUNES.  FIRST THE JOHN AT THE EAST END OF THE BUILDING IS PADLOCKED SHUT, WONDER HOW MUCK CARLOU BRIBES THE STATE HEALTH INSPECTOR TO ALLOW THAT

 I FOUND THAT OUT THE HARD WAY.  ATE THE ALL YOU CAN SHIT BUFFET ONE NIGHT AND WENT OUT TO MY CAR TO ENJOY A SMOKE AFTERWARDS. I PARK BY THE RACING ORIFACE, WELL WHILE ENJOYING MY DOOBIE I COULD FEEL THE STOMACH START TO RUMBLE, I KNEW WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN.  IMAGINE HAVING TO TAKE A BLOW OUT BOWEL MOVEMENT AND FIND THE DOOR LOCKED ON THE SHITTER, I DID WHAT ANY MAN WOULD DO, I SNUCK BEHIND THAT OLD BLUE TARP, DROPPED TROU, AND DROPPED A GREASY LOAD IN OME OF THOSE OLD TELEVISIONS THAT THEY WERE USING FOR PARTS.  NO PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS THERE EITHER, AND I STILL NEEDED MY PROGRAM TO BET WITH, SO I TOOK OFF THE FRUIT OF THE LOOMS, SIZE 44 AND USED THEM AS AN EMERGENCY WIPE.  NOT THAT THAT WAS BAD, SNUCK BEHIND THE SAME TARP 6 MONTHS LATER, AND MY ARTISTIC MASTERPIECE WAS STILL THERE, UNTOUCHED BY HUMAN HANDS
  CANT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I WALKED INTO THE OLD RESTROOMS AND THERE WAS A STREAM OF LIQUID HEADING TOWARDS THE FLOOR DRAIN. NOT WANTING TO RUIN A NICE PAIR OF NIKES, I FOUND OUT THEY LEFT THE OLD POLICE SUBSTATION ON THE MAIN FLOOR UNLOCKED, SO AT LEAST I COULD TAKE A LEAK IN ONE OF THE DOZENS OF BEER CUPS THAT WERE IN THERE.
 I USED TO WRITE THE DAYS DATE ON THE CUP TO KEEP TRACK OF HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE FOR THE STUFF TO EVAPORATE.  DONT KNOW WHY, BUT THAT ROOM WOULD ALWAYS SMELL FUNNY, MAKE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH.

  AND WHAT MUST ALL THOSE DEARBORN ARABS EAT?  GOD SHIT DAM. NEVER COULD FIND A CAN OF GLADE WHEN I NEEDED ONE. 

REMEMBER ONCE AT THE OLD DRC WHEN THE SHOE SHINER CAME IN ONE TIME AND SAID MIX SOME WATER WITH IT, ONLY PLACE I COULD FIND SOME LIQUID WAS, YOU GUESSED IT, THE OLD HORSE TROUGH, THEY USED AS A MASS URINAL, WHERE DUDES COULD HANG OUT TOGETHER WHILE PASSING A STROHS.  REMEMBER, YOU NEVER BUY A BEER, YOU ONLY RECYCLE IT, IN A RETUNABLE 12oz BOTTLE

 SO DONT TELL ME CARLOU  DOES WHATS THE BEST. WHEN IT COMES TO PINCHING A LOAF, CARLOU IS PINCHING PENNIES BY PUTTING OUT THE CHEAPEST ASSWIPES HE COULD STEAL FROM THE MOBIL GAS STATION ON SIX MILE

I KNOW BETTER
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