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The Asses And Elbows Series Finals
« on: July 18, 2020, 03:32:14 AM »
Harness racing should rename these consolation races the Asses & Elbows Finals. tmbz1

Winning a Finals race sounds better than winning a consolation. 11.wp

If you are chasing a bunch of juiced up crotch rockets from the same old cheaters you could use a Finals victory to boost your morale. tmbz1

"Hey Bob how'd your horse do?"

"He won the Series Final."

"Really? Congratulations!"

"The Asses And Elbows Series Final."

"Oh...well I guess you had the better view." ngc3 ngc3

Just think of all the trophies you could display in your den or home office. 19z.az

Hoosier could have a Finals race for trainers not named Burke, Miller, Brown, Cullipher or Bowermaster. tmbz1

 

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