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General Category => Harness Racing => Topic started by: Wilderness Don on March 21, 2020, 06:06:51 AM

Title: YOU KNOW IT GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY
Post by: Wilderness Don on March 21, 2020, 06:06:51 AM

 WAKE UP AND TAKE A FOUR FLUSH DUMP.  NOTHING BEATS THE FEELING.   LAST NITE, HAD THE TASTE FOR PIZZA, IT WAS JUST BEFORE 8, YOU KNOW..THE NEW CLOSING TIME... WALKED INTO THE PIZZA SHOPPE AND VITO SAID IT WAS GONNA BE MY LUCKY DAY, HE HAD MADE A FEW EXTRA PIES, THINKING THERE WOULD BE A LAST MINUTE RUSH.  WELL TO MAKE THE LONG STORY CLIFF NOTES FRIENDLY.  HE GAVE THEM ALL TO ME.

ATE PIZZA LOADED WITH MEAT AND VEGGIES AND TOPPED WITH EVOO,  OH IT SLID DOWN EASY,

ALMOST AS EASY AS IT SLID OUT THE OLD BUNGHOLIA. 

 DONT YOU HATE WHEN THE BACKSPLASH COME BACK UP A SPLASHES YOUR ASS CHEEKS?  CANT WIPE THAT WET MESS OR YOU TURN THE PAPER TO SHREDS . SO YOU GOTTA SIT THERE AND WAIT FOR THINGS TO DROP DRY.
 USED TO USE THOSE FLUSHABLE WIPES, BUT THE FLINT WATER DEPT TOLD ME I HAD TO STOP AS I WAS PLUGGING THE SEPTIC SYSTEM UP CAUSING BACKFLOW PROBLEMS TO THE WHOLE CITY, NOT A PRETTY SIGHT.

NOTHING BEATS THE OLD HERSHEY SQUIRT, THAT IS, AS LONG AS YOU GET SEATED BEFORE THE SQUIRT COMES CASCADING OUT, THEN BOUNCES BACK UP TICKLING YOUR BUTTHOLE.
 FOUND OUT THAT INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH CHARMIN DOES A GREAT JOB CLEANING THE MESS WITHOUT RUBBING YOUR ANUS RAW

THANK YOU MR WHIPPLE

YOU  ARE A HERO

 YOU MAY HAVE READ ABOUT THAT

Title: Re: YOU KNOW IT GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY
Post by: PIGLAND on March 21, 2020, 08:23:14 AM

good morning

Title: Re: YOU KNOW IT GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY
Post by: Rabbi Of Racing on March 21, 2020, 08:24:03 AM

VITO has tested positive for the virus

Title: Re: YOU KNOW IT GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY
Post by: Fatboy on March 21, 2020, 02:41:19 PM

Quote from: Eddie Greensticks on March 21, 2020, 02:26:01 PM

Lies, all lies. Pizza and the bread and cheese binds you up. Great for post drinking hangover however.

It's Chinese for constipation ... tmbz1

Vito gave him rotten assed pizzas, not extras.

Title: Re: YOU KNOW IT GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY
Post by: davenchop on March 21, 2020, 03:38:38 PM

everyone knows the best handicapping is always done on the shitter... .true

Title: Re: YOU KNOW IT GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY
Post by: Rabbi Of Racing on March 21, 2020, 03:45:37 PM

Vito just died,God Bless you,good luck

Title: Re: YOU KNOW IT GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY
Post by: bigwrench on March 21, 2020, 05:11:56 PM

Wilderness seen on the corner
Holding a sign
It read
Will handicap for Toilet Paper!