ATTENDANCE AT HAWTHORNE TONIGHT OVER/UNDER 55

[STEVE LEITA]

PLACE IS A JOKE. IM GOING TONIGHT FOR A FEW RACES. NOTHING BETTER THAN WATCHING A HORSE RACE AFTER THE WIRE. THEN HAVING THE WINNER STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TRACK AT THE RISK OF GETTING TRAMPLED ON BY OTHER HORSES WARMING UP. 

[LUCPARK]

place is a fuckin DUMP

[Frank the Zipper]

Hawthorn is great racing. I'm there every night with the other guys.

[PIGLAND]

im thinking monkey pox

[STEVE LEITA]

I COUNTED A TOTAL OF 39 PEOPLE TONIGHT

[Frank the Zipper]

I COUNTED A TOTAL OF 39 PEOPLE TONIGHT

........and 6 of them are working undercover.

[hasbeen]

Was bored so went last weekend. At least there weren't any shootings in the lot that night. 

[Armonsol]

Last time I went to Hawthorne voyager closed from last to win at 9-1 Tony Morgan and I saw a girl get punched in the mouth out front.  Below zero wind chill my girlfriend was crying terrorized.  30 years ago for sure. 

[Bruce Jenner]

          2 hillbillies, a race track phil look alike, 2 hookers from the Show of Shows, 2 he shes, a cat with one ear, a one-eyed dog and a midget