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Wilderness Don

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These Corona Virus Symtoms
« on: March 27, 2020, 03:28:54 PM »
  FIRST TIME THE OLD LADY AXED ME TO RIP A BEER AND HARD BOILED EGG SPECIAL {TO DIE FROM} TO SEE IF SHE HAS LOST HER SENSE OF SMELL

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Re: These Corona Virus Symtoms
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2020, 03:57:28 PM »
Quote from: Wilderness on March 27, 2020, 03:28:54 PM
  FIRST TIME THE OLD LADY AXED ME TO RIP A BEER AND HARD BOILED EGG SPECIAL {TO DIE FROM} TO SEE IF SHE HAS LOST HER SENSE OF SMELL



Good way to test smell.
How about taste?
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Wilderness Don

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Re: These Corona Virus Symtoms
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2020, 04:33:05 PM »
Quote from: Dingus on March 27, 2020, 03:57:28 PM
Good way to test smell.
How about taste?

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YOU AXED
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Rabbi Of Racing

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Re: These Corona Virus Symtoms
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2020, 05:00:04 PM »
Choke on a steak at the fair you CREEP
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Re: These Corona Virus Symtoms
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2020, 12:21:28 PM »
THIS IS WHY WE'RE DOOMED I SAY!!!

RAN INTO LOCAL PHARMACY TO BUY 5 ITEMS. ONLY 1 OTHER CUSTOMER SO I FELL COMFORTABLE. GET TO REGISTER. FUCKY ASS CARPET RIDING ACHNAD COUGHS RIGHT INTO HIS HAND - THEN TOUCHED ALL 5 ITEMS TO SCAN. NO GLOVES ON!!!

GO BACK TO YOUR SAND PILE YOU FUCKING MAGGOT TALIB COCKROACH!!!
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Re: These Corona Virus Symtoms
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2020, 12:22:46 PM »
Quote from: NJ Observer on March 31, 2020, 12:21:28 PM
THIS IS WHY WE'RE DOOMED I SAY!!!

RAN INTO LOCAL PHARMACY TO BUY 5 ITEMS. ONLY 1 OTHER CUSTOMER SO I FELL COMFORTABLE. GET TO REGISTER. FUCKY ASS CARPET RIDING ACHNAD COUGHS RIGHT INTO HIS HAND - THEN TOUCHED ALL 5 ITEMS TO SCAN. NO GLOVES ON!!!

GO BACK TO YOUR SAND PILE YOU FUCKING MAGGOT TALIB COCKROACH!!!

NJ

WHAT UP BRO,,

BAD MOOD

 HOPE YOUR DAY GETS BETTER tmbz1
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Re: These Corona Virus Symtoms
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2020, 02:25:43 PM »
Quote from: LUCPARK on March 31, 2020, 12:22:46 PM
NJ

WHAT UP BRO,,

BAD MOOD

 HOPE YOUR DAY GETS BETTER tmbz1
NOW LUIS PENA'S HERMANOS ARE MOWING THE LAWN NEXT DOOR!!! NO FUCKING WAY THAT IS ESSENTIAL WORK!!!
DONALD TRUMP CANT BUILD THIS WALL FAST ENUFF!!!
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Re: These Corona Virus Symtoms
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2020, 02:33:32 PM »
Quote from: NJ Observer on March 31, 2020, 02:25:43 PM
NOW LUIS PENA'S HERMANOS ARE MOWING THE LAWN NEXT DOOR!!! NO FUCKING WAY THAT IS ESSENTIAL WORK!!!
DONALD TRUMP CANT BUILD THIS WALL FAST ENUFF!!!
Maybe they own the place?

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Re: These Corona Virus Symtoms
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2020, 03:08:02 PM »
God invented the fart so that deaf people could enjoy them too..
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Re: These Corona Virus Symtoms
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2020, 05:59:05 PM »
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Re: These Corona Virus Symtoms
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2020, 07:26:04 AM »
Quote from: Fatboy on March 31, 2020, 03:46:22 PM
NJ GUY CAN FIX WHAT AILS YA AROUD HERE.....JUST A HEADS UP tmbz1
That fat slob?

NJ Slob just another common Mayonnaise Motherfucker.

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Re: These Corona Virus Symtoms
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2020, 12:34:08 PM »
Mayonaise mother fucker? wTf
 73cv.2 ngc3
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Re: These Corona Virus Symtoms
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2020, 01:17:55 PM »
Quote from: bigwrench on April 01, 2020, 12:34:08 PM
Mayonaise mother fucker? wTf
 73cv.2 ngc3

I know, right?....he acts so white but the black SHINES thru alot.
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