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The Wizard of Miami Valley
« on: January 02, 2023, 06:08:12 PM »
Nice to see the old bugger back in action. Looking forward to cashing a lot of tickets with help from his savvy handicapping.

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Re: The Wizard of Miami Valley
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2023, 06:54:11 PM »
Nice to see a person  in the industry  who enjoys his position and dont try to out ego all others

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Re: The Wizard of Miami Valley
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2023, 11:47:33 AM »
Until MVR sticks an 'analyst' with a low cut top to express her generous assets, then a man putting an orange pylon (or dunce cap) on his head will have to do.

In an off track 'lots of tvs' environment, sweeties from Santa Anita, Gulfstream and Indiana Grand get passing eye candy attention but are hardly mandatory.
If you're betting 2 or 3 tracks at a sitting, a la crack cocaine speed, no time for female appreciation time
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Re: The Wizard of Miami Valley
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2023, 09:15:16 PM »
He wears a dunce cap

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Re: The Wizard of Miami Valley
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2023, 09:41:20 PM »
He wears a dunce cap

hes a moron

and they allow him to do that ona live telecast..

ive never seen ,,santa anita or gulfstream handicappers

go on tv ,,looking like a jackass,,

maybe thats why ,,tbreds are professionals  and still harness telecasts  considered  a clown show at some places

time for miami valley to stop the fckin clown act and have a serious handicapper come on the air,,or just dont have a fckin capper to begin with
enuff with the circus crap
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Re: The Wizard of Miami Valley
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2023, 10:11:25 PM »
Take off the cock ring and lighten up Luc.  People have some comedy and great picks to make a little money and relieve some stress.

Maybe you should switch to Tbreds and get 5% of a horse in Baffert’s barn

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Re: The Wizard of Miami Valley
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2023, 01:17:49 PM »
hes a moron

and they allow him to do that ona live telecast..

ive never seen ,,santa anita or gulfstream handicappers

go on tv ,,looking like a jackass,,

maybe thats why ,,tbreds are professionals  and still harness telecasts  considered  a clown show at some places

time for miami valley to stop the fckin clown act and have a serious handicapper come on the air,,or just dont have a fckin capper to begin with
enuff with the circus crap
yes sport wants to be taken serious .. ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
It's an Ohio harness thing

Scioto use to have a guy that looked like a cross between the Missing Link and Tommy Boy.

The old Beulah Park Twins, didn't know anything above what was written down for them but at least they were good to look at.

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Re: The Wizard of Miami Valley
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2023, 02:15:01 PM »
Andy Serling has worn a dunce cap

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Re: The Wizard of Miami Valley
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2023, 05:55:13 PM »
complete embarrassment to harness racing..lets have some old man wear retarted glasses
act like an idiot and then have barry egg him on.. pure nonsense.. as other have said.. just another
example of harness racing being a complete joke
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Re: The Wizard of Miami Valley
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2023, 06:39:37 AM »
Met the Wiz a couple years ago at Delaware. He's an okay very short older guy. He's been around harness racing for a long time and use to own some nice horses back in his day. I think most everyone thinks his handicapping is just a fun thing. I don't think you can trust any handicapper no matter how serious they appear to be. They all can predict the outcome of a horse race as good as you or I.  It's just one big guessing game with too many variables. Or as the late Davy Jones called it " It's a Mug's Game".

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Re: The Wizard of Miami Valley
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2023, 07:46:56 AM »
hes a moron

and they allow him to do that ona live telecast..

ive never seen ,,santa anita or gulfstream handicappers

go on tv ,,looking like a jackass,,

maybe thats why ,,tbreds are professionals  and still harness telecasts  considered  a clown show at some places

time for miami valley to stop the fckin clown act and have a serious handicapper come on the air,,or just dont have a fckin capper to begin with
enuff with the circus crap
yes sport wants to be taken serious .. ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
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Re: The Wizard of Miami Valley
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2023, 11:58:35 AM »
hes a moron

and they allow him to do that ona live telecast..

ive never seen ,,santa anita or gulfstream handicappers

go on tv ,,looking like a jackass,,

maybe thats why ,,tbreds are professionals  and still harness telecasts  considered  a clown show at some places

time for miami valley to stop the fckin clown act and have a serious handicapper come on the air,,or just dont have a fckin capper to begin with
enuff with the circus crap
yes sport wants to be taken serious .. ngc3 ngc3 ngc3

you havent done the research .. THE WIZARD is the World's Greatest Handicapper ... says so right on his daily pix.

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Re: The Wizard of Miami Valley
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2023, 04:10:01 PM »
Miss Marty Adler's Hazel Park days when hed hold up cardboard cards with numbers on them in the pregame

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Re: The Wizard of Miami Valley
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2023, 06:48:49 PM »
the Wizard hasn't been ay MVG for while. Doesn't look well in latest pic. Does anyone know if he is recovering from covid or something else ?

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Re: The Wizard of Miami Valley
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2023, 07:14:07 PM »
His picks are way better than Goldsheet Bob at Northfield!

 

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