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Title: THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE YONKER
Post by: Joe 4 all on October 10, 2022, 03:45:53 AM
  NOW THAT THE RED MILE HAS CLOSED IT DOORS FOR THE YEAR, THE WORLD PROVIDES THIS WEEKS FEATURES

1 Trot MGM YONKERS INTERNATIONAL TROT  $1,000,000   
2 Pace MGM ARIA INVITATIONAL PACE  $250,000   
3 Trot MGM ROBERT MIECUNA INVITATIONAL TROT  $250,000 

A SPECIAL SATURDAY AFTERNOON CARD WILL FEATURE THE BEST THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER

FREE SWAG FOR OUR CUSTOMERS. THERE WILL BE NO SLOW MIDDLE  PANELS FOR OUR WAGERING PUNTERS


RACING THE WAY IT WAS MEANT TO BE.  DONT MISS IT
BEEEEEE THERE

THERE WILL BE TOTALLY FREE PROGRAMS AVAILABLE LATER IN THE WEEK


YOUR OLD PAL JOE

(https://i.imgur.com/pbGLj1C.jpg)

Title: Re: THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE YONKER
Post by: Bernie Madoff on October 10, 2022, 07:15:42 AM
How thrilling.
Title: Re: THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE YONKER
Post by: E E Doogie on October 10, 2022, 09:08:57 AM
I FOR ONE CANT WAIT TO WATCH, SURE HOPE THEY HAVE GOOD WIFI UP HERE

NEXT PERSON COMING UP BRING ME SOME SWAG
Title: Re: THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE YONKER
Post by: Kirby's Ace on October 10, 2022, 07:10:26 PM
I wonder if they guarantee your wheels will be on your car when you leave?

 73cv.2
Title: Re: THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE YONKER
Post by: hot2trot on October 11, 2022, 05:44:31 PM
they are pretending to be a real track with announcers this week  ngc3
Title: Re: THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE YONKER
Post by: Superfecta on October 11, 2022, 07:08:09 PM
I wonder if they guarantee your wheels will be on your car when you leave?

 73cv.2

Forget the wheels. Cash a big ticket and hope you can make it to your car with the cash.  ;D
Title: Re: THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE YONKER
Post by: Emperor Dapple on October 11, 2022, 08:33:22 PM
I wonder if they guarantee your wheels will be on your car when you leave?

 73cv.2

are you insinuating there's a sketchy crowd at Empire?? 😂
i remember years ago my kid begged me to take him to to play the slots there when he turned 18.. He was looking at the crowd on a Saturday night and he said to me " are we gonna get robbed on our way back to the car?" .. At least it cured him from wanting to go back to Bonkers.
Title: Re: THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE YONKER
Post by: Harness racer on October 12, 2022, 08:02:16 AM
You can't play slots at 18 can you?  This sounds made up.  Yonkers is safe and their trainers are clean!  ngc3
Title: Re: THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE YONKER
Post by: E E Doogie on October 12, 2022, 08:40:39 AM
TALKING RACING, THIS IS PERHAPS THE GREATEST FIELD OF TROTTERS EVER ASSEMBLED. NOT A ONE COMPLAINS ABOUT HALF MILE TRACK RACING, AS MOST OF THEIR RACES ARE ON THAT SIZE OVAL

(https://i.imgur.com/6n1wLTx.jpg)

AND A FREE GIFT TO BOOT!
Title: Re: THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE YONKER
Post by: Emperor Dapple on October 12, 2022, 09:24:46 AM
You can't play slots at 18 can you?  This sounds made up.  Yonkers is safe and their trainers are clean!  ngc3

18 is legal to play slots  at racinos here in NYS.. I think casinos with full gaming might be 21.. I'm not really sure if it's a state law or if the casino chooses the age requirement.
Title: Re: THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE YONKER
Post by: Joe 4 all on October 12, 2022, 10:01:59 AM
TALKING RACING, THIS IS PERHAPS THE GREATEST FIELD OF TROTTERS EVER ASSEMBLED. NOT A ONE COMPLAINS ABOUT HALF MILE TRACK RACING, AS MOST OF THEIR RACES ARE ON THAT SIZE OVAL

(https://i.imgur.com/6n1wLTx.jpg)

AND A FREE GIFT TO BOOT!

I GOT A BOX OF HATS WITH YOUR NAME ON IT

(https://i.imgur.com/pbGLj1C.jpg)

Title: Re: THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE YONKER
Post by: JOHN FRANK on October 14, 2022, 04:17:20 PM
SHIT for BRAINS. I's a comin after ya. It gettin near. Watch ye back.
Title: Re: THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE YONKER
Post by: Superfecta on October 14, 2022, 10:44:41 PM
SHIT for BRAINS. I's a comin after ya. It gettin near. Watch ye back.

GI Jane, who are you going after ?  73cv.2 73cv.2 73cv.2
Title: Re: THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE YONKER
Post by: The Exporter on October 16, 2022, 09:49:35 AM
My how we have fallen. The International Trot, a race so steeped in history and pageantry. Now, a multi million dollar party for a chosen few with an betting handle of $150K.
Title: Re: THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE YONKER
Post by: augustaandy on October 16, 2022, 11:22:20 AM
I wonder how they felt about the world class paddock?

good thing it didn't rain

Title: Re: THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE YONKER
Post by: titans1127 on October 16, 2022, 04:37:36 PM
Lou Pena was in the winners circle a few times during the card.
Title: Re: THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE YONKER
Post by: JOHN FRANK on October 16, 2022, 06:26:02 PM
10 cent boy. me knows you would prefer .01 superpers. Think ab
Title: Re: THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE YONKER
Post by: JOHN FRANK on October 16, 2022, 06:32:45 PM
out it. and it has nothin with your non-sensical dump 10 cents bets,
The fuc mocked me dead wife. I told the FUC,when I gettin close to croakin I'SS goin do the FUC in. 16 YEARS  AND john frank army INTENDS TO TAKE CARE OF business.
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